I finally tried anal sex last night and to be honest, i don't see what all the hubbub is about...

i finally tried anal sex last night and to be honest, i don't see what all the hubbub is about. it wasn't 'messy' but it left my dick sticky. and the actual feeling of anal sex wasn't all that good.

once you get past the initial insertion it just feels like a hole.
the pussy on the other hand is warm, wet, and grips the dick. the ass is just a hole.
so no thanks for anal. but i'm glad I tried it.

Attached: g.jpg (1201x1800, 707K)

ok

did you make her suck your dick straight out her ass and eat the sticky stuff off it? if not, then you didn't "have anal sex"

DID HE CUM IN YOUR ASS?

Maybe ur just a bottom¿

you mean did I give her a Filthy Sanchez? nah, I was pretty grossed out myself. plus, i like this girl. if it was some random slut sure, lick it off.

Attached: 1557500742234.jpg (576x576, 33K)

just make her clean your dick off out her ass a bunch of times while you do her ass. it's a good power trip to see your girl do something so dirty and slutty. plus she knows that you have the goods on her forever after that and she will be more respectful of you.

Sounds more as if you did it to try it and not because the mere thought makes you go diamonds

Pussy is your go to hole, by the ass can be used for a change up.
Plus you know if they give you the ass then they're well under your control

Attached: 1351222161668.png (975x600, 1.59M)

Anal sex is glorified by 40 year olds who fuck worn out sluts, 15 year olds who want to humiliate women (also enjoy facials as opposed to watching a woman swallow), and closet gays

it's just another fuck hole, one that she isn't going to enjoy. to quote a woman about her first and only time doing anal, "since the only thing you're used to coming out of your ass is shit, it just felt like a giant turd that kept getting sucked back inside. the best feeling was after the dick was removed."

wait wait wait, is ass sex more about showing dominance? is that what all this is about??

Obviously

It’s the taboo also

>anal sex
>closet gays

this

If I’m being completely honest yes. But the dominance is a major turn on and it makes the anal feel amazing.

yeah. try to make it hurt her a bit so she whimpers when you do it. then make sure she sucks your dick off too. ask her how her ass taste and watch her reaction, she knows it's disgusting but she'll have total respect for a guy that can make her do such filthy things.

All relationships are friendo, with the exception of a bromance here and there

Attached: 1272171774224.jpg (558x558, 89K)

Its part of it, at least for me. Get yourself in that mindset and you might enjoy it more.

Chicks love feeling like sluts in a safe environment.
If she's not being yours, she will be someone elses.

Attached: 1275785019110.jpg (231x205, 8K)

Has anyone even met a girl that likes taking it in the ass? None of my girlfriends have ever agreed to try it.

because it's a failure on YOUR part. you aren't man enough to get them to do it. women are always testing you and you failed in those cases.

you're legitimately so paranoid and obviously a virgin lmao. When a women tells you she doesn't want to and then you stick it in, you're definitely getting a rape case.

lel mad because you know it is true? why ask when you already know the answer. sorry dude.

You're definitely a 40 year old virgin lmao

it really hurt your feelings that bad?

ouch man

I’m an old man. I cannot understand wanting to stick my cock in someone’s filthy asshole.

My last one did. I used to tease her, with no real intention of sticking it in.
We were both drinking and I was fucking her doggy, she reached back and swapped holes.

you can have them clean it up first if you like. it's still good thing to do.

ok i think Yea Forums just convinced me to try anal again. i do agree that mindstate is everything. and we both were a lil hesitant and quiet throughout the whole session. i can role play

I can only imagine doing it out of boredom, in which case you should probably just find a new GF. I don't care how many enemas you hose yourself out with, it's still your shithole. It's going to stink no matter what.

The people who obsess about anal seem to fall in two camps: virgins, and people who just like the "dominance" aspect of it.

unless you need to take a dump, there's no shit within dick distance

Attached: pwnstar.png (256x256, 37K)

see, the 3 people in this post are clearly virgins attempting to fall in the second camp. You faggots have never fucked an ass unless it was a dude off grindr or a trap.

I haven't stolen anything from the pawn shop.

You want to know how i know you're wrong?

>The people who obsess about anal seem to fall in two camps: virgins, and people who just like the "dominance" aspect of it.

Attached: yea maybe.png (336x321, 162K)

sure why not

angrey little guy here. go get a juice box and see if it'll make you sleepy for nap time.

Attached: 20180311_001619.jpg (605x806, 65K)

that could be anyones dick

lol
didn't have a sharpie sorry

Attached: 1248502362026.jpg (640x512, 29K)

If u didnt use a condom u should go get checked for std's. Thats how i got chlamydia at 16.

keep looking at his dick, faggot.

My FWB cums much harder from anal but she needs to be in the mood for it.

>Has anyone even met a girl that likes taking it in the ass?
An American woman I knew some years ago got seriously into it for a while. She tried it with me - I didn't enjoy it that much. But some time after we'd broken up she got involved with a guy who had a rather small cock, so he appreciated the extra tightness and she found it quite comfortable. She would use a clitoral vibrator at the same time, and ended up squirting so much it made a wet patch on the sheet a foot across. (She was very multi-orgasmic).

I doubt many women would enjoy it without concurrent clitoral stimulation, but with that, quite a few do.

Attached: 1200px-Virgin-logo.svg.png (1200x1050, 79K)

she told you about her next guy's dick? and that it made her squirt?