How do you deal with morning wood?
How do you deal with morning wood?
Camden Ramirez
Landon Diaz
taking a piss helps
Landon Reyes
masturbate
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Nathaniel Cruz
Call a doctor IMMEDIATELY
Jaxson Green
after a certain age you'll feel the hardness rather in your back
Liam Richardson
Looking at live leak videos
Leo Russell
take a shower and piss in someones butt
Brody Reyes
i think of work
Dylan Price
I'm NEET, so it's usually afternoon wood for me. I find futa helps.
Grayson Parker
I just take a look at my wife and - boom, it's gone. :/
Christopher Hughes
Get my head out from under the blanket
Brody Wilson
I got a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddd user haha Jesus man Jesus! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!!!
Mason White
That's not a healthy relationship,
Angel Cruz
Roll on to my side, see my wife, lose morning wood.
Evan Roberts
it means youre secretly gay.
Kayden Mitchell
Hello, I've read your comment and other similar comments before.
Weed is in actuality really bad for your health. It damages your lunges, causes cancer, and increases the risk of developing mental illnesses such as schizophrenia.
The thing with weed use is that you don't see the victims; instead the high makes you incapable of seeing reality for what it is and you also can't think properly about what is happening.
Adam Watson
>/Threading your own post
Newfag
Mason Robinson
rest day jerk off, other days go straight to gym
Jayden Smith
>the high makes you incapable of seeing reality for what it is
LOL, boombadoop xD! That's the point! I'm completely BLASTED out of my god damn fucking MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND! Wahahahahahahahahaha holy cow my fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now! Listen to me! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!! HAHAHA OH FUCK I'M HIGH AS FUCK
Robert Turner
Kek, fellow married user.
Benjamin Ward
i run around in circles outside ONLY if it rained last night
Easton Cook
>morning wood
Don't mock my neighborhood, you mong...
>Memphisfag here
Cameron Wood
fuck guys, something's wrong with you. I roll over and stick it in my wife. she loves waking up to a hard cock.
Sebastian Kelly
This, I was going to say I got some coffee and a blowjob to wake me up.
David Myers
what’s there to deal with either jack off or just tuck it in your pants and get out of bed what
Blake Campbell
Christopher Smith
It goes away
Zachary Campbell
Recall your nightmare. I have them every night.
Jacob Robinson
Waiting 2 minutes?
Henry Green
by rolling over and pulling my GF's panties down.....
Grayson Gutierrez
oof
>Thread
Dominic Clark
I roll over and fuck my girlfriend
Alexander Edwards
wake up my gf by sticking it in her mouth, which usually leads to sex so problem solved lol
Xavier Robinson
damn nigguh
Austin Morris
I do a couple lines of blow, usually goes down pretty quick
Hudson Allen
I regocnize your posts everytime
Parker Cox
> oof
> foo..'
dubs
> does
not compute
Julian Sanders
LOL I'm completely BLASTED out of my god damn fucking MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND
Nolan Scott
Go outside
Charles Miller
i don't deal with morning wood, morning wood deals with me!