When’s the last time you had sex?

Got 50p to my name

Same. I started putting in some effort again though.

My daily morning blowjob from the wife today count?

2 weeks ago ezpz

>morning blowjob
>daily
You treat her right user.

Couple weeks ago. Used her tits and face since then

This morning. Last day of vacation with wife

Last night, not anything impressive I have a GF

Last time that involved grafting was 3 years ago when I was single

pretty much last night and the radiation made me feel nauseous tonight. it felt so good to puke.

i don't even like her that much, and we didn't actually fuck... we barely touched and didn't even kiss but just having her over and coming on to me... the fucking radiation.

Tuesday with my wife

i'm not kidding. some people know what i mean.

in 2008

2 weeks and a half
condom broke and had to buy a plan B
not sure if I am going to be a father since I still have not got any news of her period

If you're talking about stank, yeah I feel you user.

3 years ago, sex is just a moist wank so not bothered, overrated af

>When’s the last time you had sex?
Yesterday. Hung out with my crazy ex and we had sex for hours. Gave that bitch a UTI. Bitches love UTIs.

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Never, i am 18

10 years

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Last night... with your mum!

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9 hours ago. 12 hours from now it will happen again.

why have sex when you can have level 30 wizard magic?

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I'm legit getting there

10 months
I got a feeling I won't have sex again for another year or so

A few months ago. I'm not the kind of guy who actually needs it, so when single I usually go 7 or 8 months without seeing a pussy

4 days

Ahahaha thats how u know u fucked them good when they get utis from the sweat and dirt particles n shit

Xmas. Surprised really the week before she found out our cloud had been hacked and her nudes posted.

thursday for actual fucking with my gf, yesterday night for a facial with another girl

5 days

Same. Nice trips.

Yesterday. Came faster than I wanted but thats life

Yesterday evening. Came pretty fast, but that's life.

3 months... sad side is i have a missus that wont put out due to medications changing...

about a year :(

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Yes user, we all think that.

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KEK youre getting cheated on

lmfao sure buddy

Happend to me everytime I had sex. I'm so happy abortion is legal

>implying I am going to risk my wizard status whenI I am only 5 months away

not my problem roflcopter

Shave the neckbeard, and go pay for it dude.

2 days ago

just think about it man does ur girl like you at all if she wont fuck you for MONTHS just because of a change in medication, dont lie to yourself , dump that dumb bopper and get a new one

he aint lying
girls love dick

4 years ago. With my stepdad when I was 14.

never, 19 btw

But i am on Yea Forums so that should explain enough

This.

>roflcopter

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Yesterday morning.

Never, 23.

Contemplated on buying myself a hooker but I'd rather spend money elsewhere. Maybe I'm fucked up, but I find most females unfuckable. They don't seem to respect themselves and it makes my dick go to sleep

last night

do you think most hookers respect themselves?

Do you ever feel arousal?

About a month ago, and I wanna kill myself

If you get close enough to sense their arousal, your dick will soon wake up

July 2017.
I guess I'm not good with making the first move, as I would've had the chance for sex / relationship twice last year.

Because of this I don't see myself having sex in the next few years.

Of cours not.

I do. We had attractive girls lodging at our place for some time but their skin is disgusting when the makeup isn't on, they're generally filthy, their rooms smell of sour sweat and seeing just how fucking stupid they are with day to day things makes me feel like a father having to take care of them. With that kind of situation, I've grown to be really picky. I've yet to meet a woman who's mindful

fiddy cents or fiddy dollars?

Pence is British, about 63 cents at the moment

1 week

Most women are like that. That’s why you get one and train them not to be a fucking retard

I am kinda scared user,this bitch told me she wouldn't abort because she is scared of being infertile after it or something, gave me the "stay by my side whatever happens" talk

Yesterday morning

Looks like you’re gunna be a father user, congratulations

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Last night

Last week

2 days ago, gf coming over today, Netflix and chill

never. dubs and I'm gonna go step in front of a truck

yesterday, fucked my gfs ass then came in her mouth

That's not true. Girls just don't like you

Yesterday, spent my day off in bed with a Tinder hookup.

Doubt that's true either, he's never gotten past mild acquaintance to find out

hour ago
my older sister is having marital issues again and im her go to

5min

>Shave the neckbeard
dont have one.
>and go pay for it dude.
the reason I haven't done it yet is acute social anxiety. if I went and "paid" for it I'd get an anxiety attack before anything happens

infact, there were several times women tried to him on me and gave me a panic attack.

you're about to hit 30 man. deal with your shit

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I wish dollars, but pence, so cents

I am working on it, baby steps.I opened a dating profile half a year ago went out of my first few dates. granted I pussied out of "sealing the deal", but its still an improvement over the 28 years coming up to it.

Last August in Japan.

I love Japanese women and they love me, so I was fucking all the time there.

Fucking miss being there :(

8:45 AM eastern

last night

How is that even possible? Other than not wanting to get laid. I mean shit, go fuck a fat girl or something

i've got fuck all self esteem, think i'm lower than shit, no way I can get a girl

Thats bcs you are planing for failure dude.
I used to do that shit and bitch about anxienty and my mental issues.
Then few days ago i had pussy in my hand.
It felt really wet and really nice
All i had to do is stop planing for failure.
Im 29

And here is a giant load i dropped on her the other night

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dude, get on tinder and chat up a fatty. Hit that shit and get back in the game kid

going on 15 years

About a week ago, glazed her like a donut. Made her eat some and she smiled like a school girl

I'm getting fuck all matches not even fatties, I also live in a place where the average woman is really hot and really fucking stuck up

Ok then, cut off your penis and give up i guess...

Last night.

I also have an UGLLLLY hoe on the side I fucked bare few months ago. Took her to a motel, dicked her down, handed her cash to pay the room. Felt AMAZING. She's my personal whore. UGLY AF MILF, but still my side pussy.:)

there we go

Never. I've got like 10 likes on tinder but I can't nut up the urge message them

>where the average woman is really hot and really fucking stuck up
Good thing you're not dating them on tinder.

What do you mean "last time?"

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Try another way. Chat rooms work well.

You may find somone interested in another state. It won't be quick, but you'll develop a rapport and get to build up the epic dicking you'll unleash.

Be patient. Enjoy.

3 months ago or so

About 5 min ago

Man her asshole has seen better days

2 hours ago.

Please elaborate.

2 days

I can't remember..

godspeen user, between you and all the fags who can't get any on here, you're the one better off. Cheers!

Two weeks ago

6 years? Then what the fuck do you know about every pussy and her mother?

You’re reading right-wing cuck incel sources. Women still want to have sex. Your bias is showing.

dude, its a complete fucking stranger, who gives a shit!

sure has

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His ass selling shift starts in 12 hours.

4 hours ago.

Since January, before I caught my gf cheating

>be me
>18
>even lips are virgin

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Never had sex or a gf I'm 29

15 years ago

at least got to kiss right??

Cope harder virgin. Women are hornier than ever. Stop getting your information on women through Stormfront

Like 4 days ago maybe?
Idk when you're in a LTR sex isnt the most important thing you think about

7 hours ago, gonna do again in a few hours.

Never. 20, getting married in a year and a half to a beautiful virgin girl. Looking forward to figuring everything out with her.

I've kissed yea

A fucking year.
Been married to her for 8 years.
She got put on some medication for anxiety to help with her work and that shit slammed closed like a jail cell door.

What sucks is most everything else in our life together is awesome, but i'm about ready to fuck myself at this point...

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Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8

A week ago. Im sick rn

2 days she is not realy pretty but she is very hot

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With wife: 11yrs
With side slam piggy: 3 weeks ago

this morning with my ex, because we “broke up” 2 months ago but still live together for another 3 weeks.

we still fuck 2-3 times a week.

No b8, m80.

With wife: this morning.
With another woman: 2 weeks ago. Would do itbagain with her...

2 days ago. I'm in a serious relationship though and in 3 weeks she'll leave for an exchange semester (5 months). So there's lots of sex in the last time.

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Pic only semi related btw
it's an ex fwb

Does your wife fuck other guys too?

Kill that with fire before that lower lip consumes us all!

31. Never...unless you count the molestation...soo 24 or 25 years I guess.

you think that's bad kid you still have your entire life

32 here

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Yesterday morning

14hrs ago or so

last week, before my wife's period started

That's the excuse my gf gave her husband when she started fucking me. She's fucking someone else bro, no doubt about it.

2004

A week ago with a tight 8/10 Bulgarian MILF, followed by my sort of girlfriend the day after. Going to use the kinda GF today and tomorrow. She doesn't know I sleep around, should I feel bad?

2 days ago my gf raw, and same today probably.

2 days, probably will have sex tonight, unless I’m too tired from work.