Be me

>be me
>Move into an apartment with a friend from the gas station I worked at and his gf
>Both finally out of our parents house
>Everything is going good for a few months
>I get a better job in a warehouse
>End up in a FWB situation with a girl off tinder
>Only around when she wants free food and dick
>Friend loses his job and starts drinking more
>Can't hold down a job for more than a week or two
>Starts drinking more and gets pissed at everything
>Can't pay his share of the rent
>He's passed out in bed one night
>His gf comes into my room
>Says she'll fuck me if I keep paying the rent
>This becomes a weekly thing for about 3 months
>He finds out about it
>Moves back in with his mom till he "figures out what to do".
>His gf says she just wants to dump him and start going out with me instead
>tell her I need to think about it.
>FWB says she wants to get serious and is "sick of drama and douchebags and wants someone who treats her right".
>Tell her I need to think about it

What do I do?

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Which one is hotter?

nigger if you're in your 20s nothing
and i mean nothing is considered "serious"

You should have a pretty good idea of which one is more psychologically stable. All girls just use you for money so thats the same between them. Figure out which one is less likely to cause dumb drama.

FWB I guess, only by a slim margin
She's a liberal arts major and a hardcore lefty. But thick thighs count

What i mean is she wants to start going out more and just with me. She's already talking about wanting me to drive her to work and school.

>She's already talking about wanting me to drive her to work and school
get the fuck out of that situation. focus on yourself. she's providing pussy so she can get a free ride through her 20s. cock carousel my dude. don't take that shit seriously lmao.

FWB is obvious choice. She is smart enough to go to college where as the other chick is poor trash that wants to use you for housing and transport. Ex-roommate’s gf is just trash bro. Throw her out, she aint your problem.

That be the gf, she's a wow addict and smokes weed all day but she's pretty chill and actually has a job waitressing at Denny's.

neither lol.
I'd tell FWB that she can be your main bitch. But that don't mean you're her main man. Ex-roomies gf: try a trio? If not throw her out

You enjoy juggling them both.

That's the thing, that ain't shit. Bitch number ex bestfriend is being financially dependent while I did not like the line of shit from bitch number two.

First thing I would do if it is thirsday and it was just me a hypocrite for you this time with the kids at work in a bit more and I have killed my husband because of my family in my house I don't want him and my family is a great morning man in a couple days and I don't want him back in time and those things to be like that I am a little deeper into my relationship with him ckode lik and I have been for years and I have been for years and have son and I have been for years and have son and I have been for years and have son and I just love it was like I just want these are not bad for you to feel better than all those things and that I would return it for the rest and I would return it.

Juggle both and lose both. Money talks, get a new bitch every day.

I will take the betrayal golddigger over the whore that goes to college.

What the fuck iz u saying nigga

Post pics of fwb/those thicc thighs. Just use the ones from her tinder profile.
Then we can truly properly assess the situation

>Juggle both
Fuck that.
I don't have the time, money or desire to babysit two chicks.

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>dick

That's why you juggle them.

I went to school with this girl called katie...

theyre both sluts so dont get in a relationship with either

The correct answer is neither.
Maybe use the roommate as a FWB who pays rent but do not date either and don't trade sex for rent money.

>liberal arts major and a hardcore lefty
>liberal
>arts
>lefty
>getting serious

ABORT I repeat ABORT!

Which one is skinnier?

Ok wow nice. Def sexy, i’d smash.

Upon thinking about it, i’d say stick with the fwb but just tread slowly into “serious” territory. Status-wise, there is alot of territory between “fwb” and “girlfriend”. You could tell her youre sort of into the idea and test the waters (“dating”) to see how it goes

I’d say drop the roomie’s gf, sounds like it comes with alot of baggage and is kinda fucked if you think about it.

go with the new bitch. At least she might not be around just for free shit like the other one seems to be.

fwb by a small margin.
other bitch has already shown her colors, she'll fuck the next guy who's a step up

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>liberal
>ABORT I repeat ABORT!
Which is a benefit if you ever knock her up

>Implying I want her to sacrifice my kids to moloch
No thanks

This is probably what I will do.
I like the gf but she's criminally lazy and I don't know if I can trust her.

FWB girl, you're just the stepping stone for the other girl for a more rich and successful guy.

"Take what you can get"
Just keep telling both that you are still thinking about it.
Fuck both.
Wait till one gives up, there you go.
Lots of sexy time and a relationship afterwards.

Who makes the best sandwiches?

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The roomies ex gf is only interested in you in comparison to the roommate. It won't last. Also, she fucked you in a desperate situation. Will she whore herself out again?

The FWB tested the waters with you and has approval. She will last. Just make sure she's interested in more than dick and free food

Remember, that sex provides intimacy so be careful to not stick your dick in crazy

That's what I was trying to tell him, she's a gross katie bitch

Got to ask what's your objective with all this just to Smash or is there a long term goal.

Also is exGF dependent now on you for food rent payments or can she actually contribute?
College bitch is tricky waters there but those thighs gatdam.

Both are using you for the dick and money hard to say who you go without knowing their long term obj.

stay with the FWB bruh

I second this notion

>what's your objective with all this just to Smash or is there a long term goal
I enjoy the sex but like I said I'm not interested in juggle both around. I want a stable relationship with someone I like and can trust which is why I'm leaning towards FWB.

Ex gf has a job at Denny's but only gets 20 hours a week and spends a lot of her money on pot. I like her but I doubt I can trust her and she doesn't have a good track record of being responsible.

Feeling that way to user keep the ex at a distance might need to set some rules else it becomes one day if your short on rent or food money and expect her to cover a part gonna get line along the lines of "bitch I paid that last night"

If the FWB is being straight up stick with her for now.

Just don't get used OP kick either bitch to the crub (hard if ex actually pays rent but you know what I mean) if shit goes tits up

you're a pretty cunt friend to fuck your mate's gf, should've helped him get his shit together

I tried to, even talked to my boss and set him up with a job at the warehouse.
He lost it when he got in to an argument with his manager and threw a box at him.
He's been a drunk since I knew him in highschool (according to his mom he's been like that since his dad died) and refused to sober up.

Also if she wasn't cheating on him with me she would have done so with someone else.

Decide you faggot, or make them agree on the triangle

Thighs mind you, not ass

She's a 7 I pass at the strip club. For all the golddigging and betrayal exGf sounds wholesome

You get life experience unparalleled. Toxic masculinity and all the PUA in the world doesn't teach you what juggling 2 women does it's what made my father.

Your 2 smartass whores sound like 7s or 6s at best.

Liberal arts private college FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS not a girlfriend but a tinder whore that facebooks its complicated after getting serious has already shown her true colors to me.

Fwb = non exclusivity.

Your game will skyrocket. You can get a hotter one. Just saying.

Shows you're a beta going with the whore who has money to go to private school and wears the pants in the relationship.

The real alpha move is to keep your trophy loyal gf over your ex friend and deal that damage to the liberal SJW skank.

>Ever wanting a cheating cunt
>BEING a cheating cunt and fucking you roommates gf despite already having free pussy
Holy shit, nigger. I suggest neither. Hang yourself. There is absolutely no way either of these relationships will work out given the fact they both start out with you fucking another girl

This. That's the real answer is neither not both.

He already has the gf, but he wants to take it in the ass by what he considers the hotter one.

I don't see miss SJW paying rent. That's the dealbreaker right there her money

That's why he teaches them a lesson by juggling them and choosing the 3rd option which is get a hotter one a 10 after making them agree on the triangle

>money
>babysit

You might need to tell them to fuck off in your game

they're both trash, op and you're a nigger for sleeping with your friend's girl and not telling him about it. If you're going to fuck over a friend, especially one thats become an alcoholic, then you're not really helping. You deserve the autism of his unfaithful bitch being tied to you AND the lefty autist who no doubt will cuck you too. What makes you think the former wont fuck around on you when shit gets hard and the latter wont because mah patriarchy?

Your image is pretty damn spot on

>Also if she wasn't cheating on him with me she would have done so with someone else.

good, then it wouldnt be YOU fucking YOUR FRIEND over. They say betrayal is the coldest ring in hell, cant wait to see you there OP

why would you date a whore who you already know is a cheater, if she cheats on her bf with you she will cheat on you as well, kick her out of the apartment or force that whore to pay her fair share of rent.

He fucked him over to be picking the tinder whore that wasn't going to work out.

Didn't his father die?

Like friends with benefits isn't cheating

Here's some professional advice. Neither. Let them know their place they either accept it or move on. Your worth is above both. U have a good job that can pay for ur living space urself. One is already known to cheat so whose to say she wouldn't fuck a guy for rides to school etc when u can't? The other is a fwb it's her fault for catching feelings and u shouldn't lock urself down when u obviously have options. Be smart user have a better confidence in yourself and don't fall for the beta move of picking one. Tell them how it is and what you want. And tell them u might be more open to it later but right now you want to keep things the way they are.(fucking both)

FWB is an agreement of having a strictly sexual relationship with no commitment, the other whore was dating the bloke who she moved in with

This is boring. gas station and warehouse workers deciding between which 3 or 4 he wants to date.

Go ahead pent house model. Tell us about all ur 10s. I mean 10 years old cause we know ur nothing but a pedo

That's some degenerate bullshit that's gonna land you AIDS and you're a sad stupid bitch for believing stupidity this specific. The same as being cucked just add society. I'm not gonna humour your spectrum you deserve everything you get.

Good way to not get laid by the hot ones and stay single forever

>We live in a society where society itself will cuck you out of your hard earned Veronica

Gentlegamers, it's about time we rose up.

That hurt my brain

Which one is better in bed?

The traitor is more of a safe bet given hes the fag she left him for. Number 1 number 2 the only options he has is the 2 what he already has which there's a Spanish proverb es mejor pajaro en mano que ciento volando. And I think he needs el perro de las dos tortas because it applies against the women.

Are you the worthless faggot that drinks and loses his job? Because that's what it sounds like

Good way to know ur worth so ur not stuck with just a pretty face. If u go for the first girl that gives u attention ur gonna have a bad time. Out of my friends I'm the only one married still and not being cheated on. Here's a piece of advice user. Women always are looking for someone above them so they can go up on the social ladder. It's why femnist whales hate men because they are such shit people they literally can't climb that ladder. But want a handsome 6ft tall muscular man. If a man is good enough to work and hold his own why should he lower himself for either of those women that have shown their worth as being less? 1 is a cheater, the other is young, naive. A FWB turning to relationship has ended more times than it's lasted.

A cheating slut will cheat again considering she is only picking him cause she has a horrible negative to compare him to.

Who? The guy who lost his father and barely dropped the ball in rent?

>liberal arts major
>school
Nigga what?

this. OP deserves to get impaled testicles first in a flaming car wreck.

I just really hate SJWs man... there is nothing good here, really no winning. OP is too much of a lazy fuck to juggle them both and have it explode in his face, I mean if he can win good for him.

He legit thinks he's gonna be happy with a bitch that requires more work and is out of his league

Can we get pics of gf? This bitch is ugly.