ITT we are aboard the USS Enterprise with Captain Jean-Luc Picard Commanding

>Not Janeway

>acknowledging voyager

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No lt commander worf. Let data the droid analyse the possibilities.

Get off my bridge worf you niggerbeast

This...this program was a mistake.

Computer- end program. Delete it and all records of this session from the holodeck’s memory.

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>Living in the star trek universe without 7 of 9...

Voyager is good shit

Enterprise was a let down, but Discovery makes Enterprise seem like solid gold

"Captain, I'm picking up a distorted sub space frequency originating from sector Z6. It could be a distress signal"

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Fuck'em

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like fucking a borg would be enjoyable at all. she'd only do missionary because it's the most efficient position, not understand oral/anal, and call you inferior the entire time.

on second thought, i bet half you fuckers would love that.

Sounds like a typical encounter to me.

sounds like my third wife.

What are we doing on the old rust bucket.... Enterprise E ftw

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But captain. It could be a sneak romulan attack on a human civilian ship. We could save white lolis and accommodate them on the ship. Captain please, my holodeck time is used up for this month

enterprise... e was it? sounds ancient

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"He's right Captain. That sector is the edge of the neutral zone. It could be a trap but think of the loli lives we would be saving"

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Got a situation in cargo bay two

Two Gorns one Tribble and.... Bloody hell...

Looking back nemesis and first contact had a uniquely cool and dark esthetic.

blow up the space niggers

Nemesis is cool. First contact is garbage

I've got this, sir.
Save the lolis at all costs..

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Captain, Incoming message from Star Fleet Command with an official order to kill all the niggers on planet Coon. Arm the ants Coon torpedoes and kill all those mutherfuckers and stop the spread of aids through the galaxy.

>invokes the E-J
>uses only extant picture of the E-J
but MUH DECK PLANS

I stand ready at my post.

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*yawn*
You plebs really have no life do you. Are they paying you enough? i highly doubt it

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Damnit.. worf is fingering his worm food again in the mess ..

Looks like he really misses dax...

"Mr. O'Brien, one to beam directly behind user."

>Nothing personnel, kid

what the fuck is La Forge doing in a command uniform?

Because he became Commander La Forge.

>can i intrest you in some........... space meth.........?

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Rank:
Lieutenant Commander
Occupation:
Chief engineer

fucking when? thats the old uniform from season 1 and 2

Season 1. They hadn't sorted out some of their own worldbuilding yet.

Captain Data will not stop singing show tunes and his of switch is broken

>mfw user tries to fit in but forgets the gold-plated lautinum

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his rank is clearly Lieutenant Junior Grade in that picture, one solid dot plus one black dot

In season 1, he was the blind navigator.

you're right. he was bridge personnel though so idk if it matters. allow me to consult the latest revision of the Official Thrice Revised Star Trek: The Encyclopedia and ill get back to you on that

its all good I'm settled down now

sorry guys

worf

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honestly user, I was impressed. i didnt think we had any real trekkies here

LLAP

Sir, klingon heavy cruiser 'warthog' just beamed its crew over to us into our apartments with single woman crew officers. They use advanced genital sliders and have huge dicks to impregnate or female crew. How shall we commence sir?

Red alert! Shields up! Prepare for warp 9 on my command! Go!

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Too late sir. Half the crew got klingonified and i hear sounds from all decks. Gibs me dat gimme gimme gimme

>genital sliders
uh

>klingonified
set phasers to shun

>>mfw user tries to fit in but forgets the gold-plated lautinum

>do you really think we only sell lautinum? You must be a human. Begone, filth. I still offer my space meth. 276 credits.

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that's a lot of credits for subpar Saurian brandy

worf is a giggle-puss.

youtube.com/watch?v=4NOM-kLfDR8

Technically Riker would be commanding.
Picard would be captaining.

Need 3 more for a game of Star wars in holodeck 2

The holodeck seems so real.

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CAPTAIN CAPTAIN DATA HAS A LEAK. HE BREACHED THE HULL ON DECK 12 AND IS NOW FLOATING IN SPACE

I AM WESLEY CRUSHER OF BORG. SURRENDER ALL YOUR FEDERATION LOLIS!

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Reminder that Wesley Snipes was originally cast/auditioned for the role of Geordi.

>Sheeeeeiiitt

Reggie Jackson has already appeared on Diff'rent Strokes and The Love Boat. Let's get him.

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Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel phaser)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Warp 9 body pierce)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(that feel when no gf)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Klingon, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)

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Me in engine room what does the do not push button do as I push it

Kirk's a ledge. You're a fag.

This journey is OVER.

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Worf, why are the torpedoes all sticky and smell like your ass again?

Nothing uploaded to the holodeck is ever really erased, pervert

Live long and get wrinkly

based and underrated

Where's the key to the sex robot's room?

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The first one was the only good one

In a galaxy far far away. Star wars doesnt even take place in our galaxy

i fucking love star wars

what the fuck you retard? there was a "holodeck" where you could fuck anything you wanted. they didn't have "keys". what, are you 12? obviously you have no concept of this show.

Computer log book star date 2258. The nightshift is pretty boring. Worf brought again his worm meal onto the bridge. Wesley keeps throwing peptide units at data while data calculates his chance to reunite with his evil bro lore. Diana troi touches herself indecently and picard runs out screaming out of his captains room telling everybody to be reasy for impact. Worf meanwhile makes animalish sounds and threaten to break everyones neck

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Kirk would never have been assimilated by the Borg. He would've bitched slapped those mofos then banged a green chick in his quarters. Kirk > Picard every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

space meth teeth kek

Wesley snipes as Geordi...

I think Enterprise is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills Brog and doesnt afraid of anything.

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Ensign Crusher: Warp nine, any heading, engage!

This

Underrated post.

Emperor pica my sensor show the stromtropper armade in 1000parsec in front of us. Captain geordi lefroge get the stormfighter ready ee have to save princess lea from the evil jedi. The deathstar is our main drop we put full salve of proton lasers on my sign.

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I'm gonna get Guinan to mix up some old school shit, then hit up a massive holodeck club/orgy.
Who's in?

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He did nothing wrong.

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It's good to be the Captain.

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We are the borg. Lower your shields and get in position for assimilation. Resistance is futile

something seems off with her hair

Wardrobe malfunction?

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Ensign Robin Lefler reporting for duty

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>ITT we are aboard the USS Enterprise with Captain Jean-Luc Picard Commanding...

And I'm on the holodeck 24/7/365 fucking Crusher and Troi!!!FACT!!!

Commander Koenig to Main Mission...