What is the cheesiest pickup line you know?

When I go home tonight, I'm going to have sex with you.
You should be there to enjoy it

We'll bang, ok?

i’m Jealous of your heart, cause it’s pumping in you and i’m Not

Did it hurt?
[response; what?]
When you fell from heaven?

i am thinking of using the cheese line as a follow up to what will be my first

Are you under age because I really like cheese pizza?

"Hey baby, you wanna get a cheeseburger and fuck?"

And if she says no,

"What's wrong, you don't like cheeseburgers?"

lol that is counting on them actually responding

Actually kinda wholesome

how do you show them ur dick before u get their number off the app

If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do your feet hurt? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day

Do you have 50 cents?
She’ll say no
Then you tell her that she’ll need it to tell her mother she’s sleeping over at your place

Your face, i like that shit

kek

I meant to call her mother
But this line is obsolete as everyone and their mothers has a cellphone

Whud up ma

Please let me ejaculate inside your vagina.

Legs is the word. Spread the word.

You look exactly like my second (wife/gf).

(she'll ask how many times you've been married/hooked up if she's interested)

Answer: Once.

cute

1. Does the term 'mercy fuck' hold any special meaning to you?

2. Do you like Puppies?
Me too.

3. Girl, I'd toss your salad on Taco night.
Mmmm....saucy

4. Have you ever been fucked by a fat man with nothing left to lose in life?

5. How much?

This.
Literally. They are miserable when trying to be leaders like men. You youngsters struggle with this and think we are joking.

how does this work if i haven't had a gf/wife

They call me the jackhammer. 2in dick, 40mph ass.

I lost it lolololol

based

Ever had a dick in your mouth

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hey, how are you?

Oh, that's cool... How are you doing today?

kekd

>Excuse me miss, can I pee in your bum?
The first time was on a dare, but it worked surprisingly well and I kept using it for years.

proof

but did you end up doing it?

How would I prove that...?

Nope. It was back in the 90s, it felt sexually repressive compared to now. It was all fine as a joke, which is probably why the line worked. But it was pretty rare to find a girl that would do anal at all. On a side note, I joke about it with my wife now. She thinks it's funny too, but would consider doing it just to say we have. If we can figure out how to not make a huge mass.

Are you a cheese? Because you smell and have holes

"Hey, wanna fuck?"

underrated post

Are you from japan?

Cas I’m trying to get in ja-panties

That’s a nice outfit you got on.

It would look better in a pile next to my bed.

is that your drink on the bar counter
because id sure like to fuck you up the ass

you could use the " whats wrong " part short after the first scentenc while she try to decide where this line comes from.. eg; if you are just an idiot.
like " why the struggle?, you don't like cheesburger" than its more like a funny thing than a bad one

let us know when you eventually get sex

has anyone got any non sexual ones

Hey baby. Want to make a baby?

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Grana Padano, Gorgonzola, Taleggio, Parmigiano Reggiano, Mozzarella, Quartirolo, Ricotta

Yo gurl r u Wonder Woman? Cuz ur making me wonder, woman ;)

if u ever want to see ur parents again...

I got that (deep moan) to your (falsetto moan) so let’s do it till u (nasally ooooooooooooooooooooo)

did you read op's text ?
he wasn't asking for an advice how to behave with girls. he just want a cheese pickup line. i just sayed that the line used could work a liddle better if you dont wait for an answer that like pointed out is likely to never occure.

if i think about it .. i never had a pickup line at all . being nice, was working for me all the time.
( and yea i am not a nativ speaker.. please if you want to argue, do it with a proper responce)