Rekt

NEVER ... NEVER ... pull the nozzle out of the car

shit off the fuel by pushing the level up with your hand ... or hit the emergency cut-off button ... but NEVER pull the nozzle out ... the flame CANNOT go down the neck to your tank ... but the spilling fuel WILL burn the car to the ground.

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ProTip: do not fuck with an older guy 3 times your weight who just might have thrown a punch or thirty over the course of his life.

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I'd have followed that biker calling the po-po on his ass.

damn, nice, post more

story?

Shooting in Brazil, I guess all those kids are lucky the attackers were so incompetent, letting them just run past them like that

Give us moar you niggers.

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the guy ended up killing him self after that i kinda feel sad for him

The puncher or the reporter?

>the flame CANNOT go down the neck to your tank
Why not?

The reporter. I didn't even know about this, dudes name was Nikita Razvozhaev

It's similar to how the cock cannot go all the way down your throat, it's just not possible.

If it was due to this then that dude was a pussy. Maybe something else was said or something. Did he get trolled to death?

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v&

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Satisfying.

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1- there's not enough oxygen to support combustion
2- there's a flame arrestor in the neck in most cars

and remember liquid gasoline does not burn ... only the vapor burns ...
sadly, exposed on a surface, the liquid vaporizes rapidly ... especially when exposed to heat.

Look up BLEVE for fun times.

I love how the nigger gets pissed off and gives the other nigger the dirtiest luck because he cant steal the phone. Fucking piece of shit

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Yeah as if he had planned it specifically to fuck him over. Scary look people are insane

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Especially one who has a job that requires them to constantly deal with endless amounts of bullshit.

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can someone explain what happened? Electrocuted or something?

sarin gas, you can see the canister smoking

Nerve gas

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You fucking monster

for what? for the car not paying attention and encroaching on the biker's lane, and then trying to run him over?

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Wait? What happend? Looks like he got shocked, but what did it?

No you wouldn't, Pussy.

Were they electrocuted?

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Water conducts electricity.

And then the faggot just rides off into the sunset, thats great

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Some sort of nerve agent i think

This ones pretty funny with sound, hearing them scream. Fucking retards

oof

damn i want that hot dog

gas leak?

See how the water is all cloudy? It's got nerve gas dissolved in it, he tripped and got nerve water'd dot com

Yeah but would you pay full price for used hot dog?

Y'all must be retarded, these guy got electrocuted and the high tention of the electricity make them stay like that

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No, that one actually was electricity

Y'all must be retarded, these guys got electrocuted and the high tention of the electricity make them stay like that

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They probably noticed it tasted disgusting which is what prompted someone to check the video

hello newfriend

I have a PhD in Electricity and Nerve Gas, I think I can tell the difference better than someone who doesn't even know how to post a single reply.

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for intentionally causing a collision

They filled the car with butane or something for some reason, maybe they were huffing it i forget. Then genius in the back decides its a smart idea to light it

Yeah... watching again. Can definatly see that.

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nerve gas?

LOL, I like how he gave him one more right hook when he got him off the bus, just for luck.

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the biker didn't cause the collision, he kicked the car for nearly running him over. the car's driver then freaked the fuck out and lost control of his own vehicle, colliding with the median. there's no possible way the biker caused the car to do what it did, it was 100% the driver's reaction

But do you have a phd in flesh eating micro bacteria? I think not because it's clear as day that the water was supersaturated with the bacteria that kills you within seconds of skin exposure.

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Ive seen this a million times but never knew the story, was she just running up on random drivers like that??

what do you do if you're the owner of the store?
do you call the police?

This one always strikes me as fake because I’ve seen the same scenario in multiple movies.

that nigger that gave the look was a white trash loser cracker

You fucking fire her you faggot

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wasn't she pregnant or something? and that's why she threw up?

Mmmmm no, that doesnt look like a white person

Looks like it's Korea time

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>he kicked the car
exactly

Lucky fucker

God I fucking hate hippos they need to all die.

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Volvos are fucking indestructible.

kek the bag says Ralphs

right, kicking a car can't push the car into another lane, at best it will dent a body panel

why those ppl no curb stomp?

Shes having a seizure and they just keep going? Fucking heartless chinks

snitch

FUCKING DEER GODDAMMIT

Motherfucker if someone's about to back into me I'm going to kick their car too, it doesn't excuse bad driving and causing a pileup on the interstate

lol wut a fkn idiot

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Fucking lol

it shocked the driver enough that he over corrected and took out another vehicle.

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Tell me more about this.

backing into and Highway speeds are different. he could have just slowed down.

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story?

all i can think of is a MJ ah-AHH at the end there

He was a good dancer

and the driver of the car could have decided to not freak out

Broke some bone in his nose so now air flows freely under his face skin

Man these cut scenes from the last season of Game of Thrones look great!

btw biker was the one charged for causing the accident
nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Arrest-Road-Rage-Camera-Motorcyclist-Kicks-Sedan-Before-Multi-Car-Crash-475441623.html

NTV reported the suicide of his employee Nikita Razvozzhaev, which became known after the incident in Gorky Park on the Day of the airborne troops.

«There was a terrible grief. Everything on NTV deeply shocked by what happened. We extend our heartfelt condolences to the family of Nikita. It is a personal tragedy for the family, to talk about other details we’d rather not,» said RIA Novosti the representative of the press service of the channel.

On his page in «Vkontakte» reporter left a farewell message to family and friends.

SK started checking after the death of the journalist. Are the circumstances and causes of the incident.

Personal problems

Former colleague Julia Perepelova Razvozzhaev told RIA Novosti that in recent times, the NTV correspondent was personal problems.

Perepelova added that Nikita was divorced.

«I worked with Nikita on NTV, he was a great journalist. Was always ready to help, to give, to help out. A generous and kind man. The last time he had personal problems that he was not able to survive. Everyone in life falls its pain and sorrow, sometimes they are so strong that the handle is quite difficult,» wrote Perepelova on his page in social network «Vkontakte».

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Religion of peace

extra.ie/2017/08/15/news/real-life/never-put-feet-on-car-dashboard

yep, sure is a religion of peace

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Eek. Nerve gas again.

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EWW!!! She put ketchup on it

.avi.exe

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what was this?

That look when the pain hits

Tailgaters suck

Monica Lewinsky sister. Loves things in her vaj jay jay

Not sure what animal that is but it probably has rabies if it's meant to be nocturnal

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There should be a screen designed to prevent or slow the flame front inside the fuel neck. Doesn't always work though. The fit of the nozzle to the neck is not always tight enough.

nigga gotta make his delivery bro

Yeah, saudia Arabia doesn't allow wymen to touch mens

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cargo shifted

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that's some mediocre editing.
when the dude "falls" it's just a rotoscoped single frame image that's slid down.

why the fuck wont she take off its leash

fucking tards can't unhook a collar?

He's gonna die a brutal death later in life

Stupid ass woman. Pretty common sadly.

Because she's a woman

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Have another nerve gas

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she was fired

medium.com/@secreteyeseverywhere/waitress-puts-customers-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-before-serving-it-to-them-10ebbcf01301

Pibbles smiles at gas

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It's Korea, odds are their life depends on the performance.

no they were arguing that week. look at the guy next to him. holding his wife's hand

This. I wrecked into a retard that failed to yield the right of way, and what does he do? Park his car in the road and want to argue with me that it's my fault for wrecking into him even though he ran a red light. Only after a cop stopped and told him to get the fuck off the road did he finally move.

Nog hate trannyies

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>“He stated it had a wang to it and started yelling for the manager”
kek, you cannot make this stuff up

i wish houston would flood again

Nigger hate bread

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obama is a fucking muslim nigger

>chinks electrocuted daily

And China wants to be a world leader in everything.

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Fuckin idiots. Why did they wait like 30 seconds before they let go? I would of ungrabbed the poles right away

i wanted to see him pop

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ur fuckin retarded

It's amazing how the first brain cells the fire goes for are the ones holding the memory of the phrase "stop, drop, and roll."

Yeah, that's China. I've seen several videos of people milling around in the road after a minor collision who then get wiped out by an inattentive driver.

I haven't installed hall doors but looks like some cheap chink engineering

Fuckin idiot. Why did he take a nap underwater? Obviously you will drown. I would of tooken a nap on the couch

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That was actually pretty humane if you think about it. Those fucking spics use the dullest blades they can get.

story? or did a white couple just get mugged by a herd of niggers?

So, there are people who never heard the phrase "Don't play with fire"

story?

Pop goes the weasel

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Waist of good puss

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Big kahuna

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Like Poochy going back to his planet indeed, obvious fake.

thats a tiny elevator

Roberts rex

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High voltage renders you unconscious in milliseconds. The same theory behind electric chair executions.

Fix yo hat nibba

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big boy rocking those dudes world

have not seen a beating that hard in awhile

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Throwing dogo out of airplane

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That's the niggest white guy I´ve seen.

You're full of shit. A kick doesn't even budge a car. There was no change in direction he had to correct. He didn't "over correct". He was trying to run over the biker and kill him, then lost control of his car.

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Niggers being niggers...

Pretty obvious. Lamp turned on with no bulb in socket. Kitty touched live socket.

USA rex

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Bitties rex

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Yep

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Nigga mix tape

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Can we get some more animal videos ffs

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>can't tell if retarded or not

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Dual wield

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Ok

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Fuckin idiots. If your falling backwards, dont land on your head cuz it will fuck up your neck and spine. I would of put my hands behind me to break the fall so i dont end up a paraplegal

Girl in the yellow stomps the cat out.

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Sure... Pucci rex

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>Trying to rob a gun store
>Not expecting the owner to have a gun

Do not click. Baby eaten

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Bruh

That guy wearing white is scum of the earth. All thanks to his useless dad and mom. Hope they all 3 burn in hell

doing god work user, thank you... can we get some dogs and bombs?!

Most horrific death in this tread

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well it was under the vmware enviroment, for testing purposes i think, it's very interesting how it works

You sick fuck.

Never seen this before, nice user
got anymore?

Nice dubs
Unfortunately I don't have any at the moment but here's another video for yoy

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Nice and wholesome. Thank you.

They are doing a rehearsal for the upcoming Maotoberfest

How the fuck was the bike charged and everyone ignored that the car intentionally tried to side swipe the bike? Car deserved what he gave himself.

Dude, what the fuck.

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cat freaking out because it thinks its stuck
dont listen to anyone else they are lying

airstrike_irl.wmv

High enough voltage can also freeze your muscles and make it impossible for you to let go.

Um but in electric chairs they strap you in. If i was on a electric chair with no belts i would simply stand up and walk away

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You should have seen the rekt thread this morning somebody posted a webm of a guy ramming a wooden pole up a dogs ass thats tied down lol thread got deleted pretty quick

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I wonder if anyone died.

Why on earth was no one watching those kids.

one was an ied, another was some chemical plant going up in russia

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Is he trying to proof that he could smoke a cig underwater ?

>Electric current flows through muscles, involuntarily contracting them
>They all die

I had the image of that actually until I wiped my pc for..... safety concerns

Animals being animals

noice

Kek

islam has already destroyed europe in abt 100 years ameica will be well on its way to an islamic state as well

youtube.com/watch?v=8bbaLXdVmog&t=5s

hurrrrrrhrr so then just let go of it lol
i totally took physics in high school

Herd of niggers. Notice one snatches up the chicks purse and books it.

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I had a lot of things like that too but something happened and some of my pc files got corrupted so I don't have as much as I used to

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AT LEAST HOLD THE DOG UP SUPPORTS ITS FUCKING LEGS USELESS DUMB CUNT I IHOPE SHE GETS VIOLENTLY RAPED

I love this video. Big kahuna and his side kick with the Cooley hat.

What happened?
Teleport failure or broken time machine?

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the big cat is not satisfied with one dog, he returns for another dog several times

This was the first attempt at a fully automated flight test.

Fuck you that can't be unseen

no you fucking retard , that not how bulb sockets work

Manlets, rise up

Wot

thats not a volvo

this
>for intentionally causing a collision
The faggot kicked the car ... clearly his brakes worked so he could have simply slowed down ... but nooooo ... gotta be an asshole. And in so doing caused a rollover of a vehicle not even involved with his bullshit. (Side note: Rollovers are often deadly, BTW.) For that, he needs to go to jail.

It's the result of a train crashing in Cario.

If yuo know your getting shocked youre brain will fight the electricity because its nature and a impossibility to kill yuorself. Thats why people cant just stop there lungs automatically. Youre brain wo'nt allow it

When driver of crashed car steps out of the vehicle, the brake light turns off. Oncoming truck was driving pretty fast before he noticed that the cars in front were not moving at all.

beautiful

Hate having to wash my pit's face after every time I take him to the kindergarten

kek

thanks doc

Welcome to Brazil caraio

try to not get satisfied challenge

jesus christ, story?

Nerve gas, planted by the russians

>hot chinese girl.webm

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

You fucking monster

jeeeebus ... that she-gorilla swinging that table ... damn, that's some arm she got there.

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you bet your sorry ass I would.

The hell was he flailing around like that for?

story?

i think we're going to need a bigger boat ...

Lmao who tf puts hydrogen in balloons

This is the most horrific thing I've seen in MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Jet fuel melting steel beams.

MODS!!!! Fuck me running. Why did I click

Marvelous

Hildawg train rex

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learn to spell faggot

Eurofags rex

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When you hold in a bad sneeze

Smells like summer......

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Rex

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No, this one's real. Cargo not properly secured (three armored and two mine-sweeping vehicles, 80 tons), broke loose, shifted the CG to far aft, nose pitched up, stalled ... g'night
? wiki/National_Airlines_Flight_102
Note, even w/o the bulkhead and jackscrew damage, the plane was going down.

Manlet rex

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Loco rex

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Wymon rex

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Fuck, I'd love some Cheetos right now

Rex in effex

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What do?

ugly fuckin monster.

Nog rex

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fuck her then fire her

I can't tell if retarded or just joking

Should said, "Don't tase me, bro," much louder.

Looks like a seizure based on the way his hands go up. This is why epileptics should be sterilized. That might have been the first and last seizure this guy ever had and he never even knew he was predisposed to them.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

i'd say its too coordinated to be sick of rabies but idk.

Michael J Fox simulator

nah they ight

stfu, as a pyrotechnic and a professional arsonist as a part time, you are wrong. did you not see the flame engulfing the damn car even before he pulled the nozzle. due to the combustionable nature of fuel and the amount of vapor in the air where fuel is emitted, the entire front nozzle and entrance of the gas tank is a hazard. wtf do you think a flame thrower is? noob.

for one he is not supposed to be in the diamond lane and second he kicked the car causing an accident where a child died.

fuck bikers.

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This is exactly why I carry. I wish I could kill a pack of wild niggers and not serve a day in prison.

Actually fun fact Helium is becoming expensive and rare now a days. Helium is a by-product of the oil industry and in the not so distant future will be more expensive than propane and hydrogen. Thing about Helium is that it goes into space and is swept away by solar winds away from the linits of the atmosphere.

Basically once helium is released from the ground it literally leaves the planet. cuz its that light.

Prehistoric rex...damn son. Missing body but still fighting...

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shut up bitch

dat ass doe...

Thanks, based science user

White people barely even glance at it. Nogs Nog.

SAUCE?

no bitch. fuck whitey.

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BUMPING

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