Tomorro I 'll have sex for first time , can you give me some tips please?

don't worry, it'll all be over in a second

Your money is on the counter

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don't forget the condom, lick her out. i have a small penis...

Bro I've been married for 10 years. I know good sex.

Wear a safety helmet

How small? And why is your cute pp relevant?

It's not that great I don't know why people say that it is it's probably women who want to make everyone believe that their pussies are the most valuable thing on earth

Get tested after

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>been married for 10 years.

So you last had sex 9 years ago? A lot has changed, my friend.

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a lot has changed! Penises are no longer penises, they're more like mangoes. And vaginas? OOO boy, just last year they updated the vag code and they're now more like humming credenzas. There's all new lingo, new positions, new everything man! Be glad you don't have to relearn all the sex stuff, it is super complicated. >.<

OP, you'll likely bust a nut way too fast for her. spend time eating her out. Make her cum first, then do what you will. Go for a round two, if she's up for it.

You will suck and your ass will never be the same. Pretty much that.

Truth to this. If it's your first time, you'll be good for a couple rounds. Don't sweat it if you cum quick

brush your teeth and wash your balls.

Make sure to let your dad know you love him afterwards, take him out to a nice steak dinner! It's only fair, he's going to give you some juicy beef so you can do the same in return.

Herpes ain't that bad, so don't let him use condom, fag

only pussies use condoms,raw dog her like a real man