Drawthread: The Fucking Weekend Edition

hey do this

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Salutations again my dearly beloved thread, any simple drawing requests?

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I wanna put a baby inside eggs

I want eggs to put a baby in me

Suck my dick

no prob ily

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I want a baby to put eggs in me

this please?

Bones is cute— CUTE!

I wanna see these happaning at the same time

i wanna put eggs in a baby

D-don’t say such things, baka...

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Requesting pic related but with any of these two lolis(right) and user(god I wish that were me) as the victim. Draw the girl wearing their own clothes, not dressed up as a playboy bunny girl(optional), and try to draw both characters on model. Please and thanks!

P.S
Please ignore and report any idiot replyng to my request and calling me an abuser. The person who does this is a shitposter that has been banned forever for posting child pornography links as a kind of autistic evidence against one of my request.

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I loved you eggs

That's easy. You know what's not easy? Trying to find out if your a pup or a chick who likes hats and tail butt plugs

What happened?

Afternoon, thread.

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Dani Phantom?

Sure, gimme 10 minutes.

Sure, draw a brachiosaurus sucking it's own dick in a really seductive way

sup nigga

sorry i've stopped giving a shit about drawing on Yea Forums

-mr. loosebutthole

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It was one way
So i stopped because im not a creepy stalker lmao

What's Poppin B

i tried i felled

thas not it chief

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Those wrapped up titties still drive me crazy

no im dani

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Warning! DO NOT deliver for Abusefag! He is a well known repeat requester, ban evader, liar & stalker.
Feeding him will only result in encouraging him to stay.
He will try to trick you with his 'Don't listen to the troll' routine. Thank you for your cooperation.

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hey dude i did his request yesterday and it apparently wasn't good enough. just letting you know that you might invest time for not much result

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Then draw me a plump flaccid penis lol

>Chief
Promoted? Again? So soon?

Why does this not look like a poopy face?

oof

You drew the wrong girl

thebarchive.com/b/thread/801007261/#q801020160

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Ah, ok.

he linked the image in a separate link yesterday. this was the picture I got requested: just a heads up brother

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No. I will never do that.
I'm not interested in this, sorry

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>Policefags are unironically the most pathetic and saddest bunch in drawthreads
You literally obsess and spergout over requests. If a single request can upset you that much, maybe you should log off Yea Forums.

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Nice to see you too, he who obsesses over the obsessors.

or what? you gonna cry? baby want a bottle? a big dirt bottle?

What about a front flip

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>Projecting

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Sorry if you wanted some grand tale of heart break and lose

thx!

For some user

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>dirt bottle
You’re talking about your dick, aren't you..?

No, that’s fine, happy you moved on, no fun being stuck with feeling that will never be realized.

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I guess I gotta draw faster

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Respectable delivery. I would be upsetti but the wingdings got me.

Damn, maybe I should pick a different request after all.

requesting siegmund being fucked in the same way as depicted on the top left

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Thank you!

No problem, how about a rabbit pulling a human out of a hat. A lot less sexual, but equally as intriguing

still gonna wait on that request form last thread.
any day now

Yap, who needs that shit
I've moved onto trying a Thai dating app
So far its been better then tinder

I second this

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You're welcome

>front flip attempted

oof

yeah youre promoted

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here to contribute absolutely nothing to society again.

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Neat. More power... more pay... and a fancy new gun!
>Pew pew pew!

Requesting a fusion of Hinata and Boa like in the reference. (Paint edit deliveries are accepted and encouraged. The last ones were hilarious).

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Excellent! Draw me Decaf in Lingerie please.

this is the best i can do

Again.

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>Thai
Fishboner???

Here you can see the whole request:
thebarchive.com/b/thread/801007261/#801010228

Artist didn't read the request,
therefore he drew a totally wrong character.

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give shorts

You got your request. Fuck off.

Yeah, something like that

I knew something seemed a little off about you. I would've wasted my time doing a thankless request. Dodged a bullet there.

I’m not sacrificing my sleep for a piece of plastic, good night!

>something like that
Heck, if you’re really FB, you’re a great guy, so I really hope you find lots of happiness!

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hey everyone, mr. loosebutthole here, i am giving the rare opportunity for one of you lucky user's to get to voice chat with the sexy and mysterious mr. loosebutthole

i will put the discord server link below. one of you will get to hear the real voice of the elusive and infamous mr. loosebutthole

gfzYh2n

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Peg me Pooj. Make me the luckiest user this side of the Mississippi.

im already DEAD

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youtube.com/watch?v=mA-eqtBkdXA

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anyone doing my request from last thread?

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Ay egg, lemme get that hair ref again.

/r/ a snazzy looking lizard devouring prostitutes

Must be lonely eh?

OY VEY! 6 MILLION REQUESTS

join and figure it out. a once in a lifetime opportunity

:pensive:
damb...cant believe this...

more a taker than a giver

AGAIN.

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I can be a switch. I guess. If I have to.

I'd rather not.

Can i fuck you then?

don't you want to hear the voice of the infamous and mysterious bootyloose ;)

what is a decaf.

you hav short. but camera on face. soz.

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It's like a coffee but leaves you tired and blueballed a lot of the time.

Still up for reqs?

Yer breakin my heart here

I guess...abloo

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I;m fuck
*fuck noises*

Bruh, if you can't do right a free request,
then you have zero chances to make that people pay you for a comission.

An artist always must read the whole request,
and not be like a little kid that it is only guided by images.

If you don't want draw my request, it's ok.
I just hope that you learn a lesson with all this,
because you cannot do this kind of things when people pay you for your workas Artist.

Best wishes.

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*graps hips* get ready for anons fat cock

Anymore simple drawing requests?
Attempt given
As my waifu Knuckles once famously said, "Oh no."
Cool to see you again

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one req?

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lol, i did your request and got a paid commission from a fag here

soz you didnt like the free art

Lol give it up fag. I'm not drawing you shit.

hehe now i flee

Would it help if we got Johnny 5 to showcase some fucking machines for you?
youtu.be/QTlJk7r2lGM

cool off in a pool

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My voice will cure your cancer

>Puddle is a bottom

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Angry Jupiter farting into the asteroid field launching deadly space rocks towards earth.

NOOOOO!

Fuck, it’s so late, why do I do this to myself...

Also, to lover user... just be a little careful with dating apps, to much casual dating/fucking can make you cynical, but I’m sure you can take care of yourself:p

Thiiis?

We should find some real meat and team up on it one day:)

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heyo

>acting surprised

Thanks for the ref, boss.

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Do you still have fun here or do you just show up out of habit now?

Im already an incel how much worse could it get

is that like alcohol-free. or fat-free. doesn't sound fun.

hey you.

well now it just breezey.

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Yep

FB is no INCEL

>Me: Guys I need a liver transplant
>user: No problem dude, here take one of my kidneys!
>Me: I didn't request this
>user: soz you didnt like free organs

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I don't think it's supposed to be fun... but it can be! If you try hard enough.

Good thing im not fishbone

thanks

>not selling the kidney and buying a liver
Retard.

wow queen

Fired

A G A I N. RISE FROM THE DEAD.

Are you new? Also..haha...how was the fight with Guy?

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I don't even know what fun is...

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It could get worse.. casual sex is no fun, it’s just two people USING each other as a tool of masturbation, emotional or sexual. I’m not sure it’ll help your sense of self worth. Try to learn to care for yourself, find some hobbies where you can meet people.

I’m not saying not to use dating apps either, and having sexual relationships might not be cancer always, I just wish you to be a little mindful.

*presses dick into your plumb ass*
Here we go mummy

you do requests?

oh vey where the bagel store?

also taking requests

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That's the name, don't wear it out.

Got a job, improved my art, learned how to animate better and have the shits.

Nothing

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Twas a thrilling boxing match.

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Fuck off, I thought you were in therapy now, putting the pieces together and shit

You're not Trump. You can't fire me.

anyone doing my request or?

GIB F U C K

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I've never even had sex so ill try and not make it a problem

But ill be mindful

im sad that you all are missing out on my sexy and elusive voice that will not only cure your cancer, but also your depression :,(

-sad mr loosebutthole

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What's your name? I've never asked so I'm curious.
Salutations rider.

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Almost always, yeh. Feelin' kinda lazy right now so I might just fuck around

I briefly...BRIEFLY considered joining in and going apeshit...but...too many words...too much...ultimate power...

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lol thxs

can't you just drawfight someone on the street?

take a wild guess.

trying is effort.

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give buff raccoon pls

Too much? I unno.

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ccccc....coooochie m'aam?

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no

Requesting any of these three lolis(top) in any of these scenarios:

(A) Getting anally fucked like this naruto girl

(B) Being anally fingered by her gynecologist

(C) After be anally fucked like this anime girl

(D) Without panties, lifting her skirt and showing her vulva

Note:

1. If you want draw (A) please draw the girl of your choice totally naked, but if you want draw girl #1, draw her only wearing her boots, striped stockings and her prostitute gloves.

2. With the other scenarios(B, C and D), please only draw the girl without her panties and with their skirts up.

Please and thanks!

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After the shit you just said? Go fuck yourself.

make these two fuck

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its all the wet cat food i keep finding, way easier to process over the the stuff i find at the dump!

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Blueberry muffin is my final guess

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Too much ULTIMATE SEALING JUTSU

also when I was about to post myself bicycle kicking Guy in the mouth he made...so many more posts

come getchu one

what are these creatures

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fuckers are missing out

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what's good. any requests?

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>what are these creatures
if im not mistaken: nim and wendell but dudes

because your extra nice abusefag i made what you asked for!

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Neat style, my dude

Next time use this reference please.

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yeet me into a dumpster

who are again?

nah

You ever try eating the cats?
This ALF guy seemed to think they were the fuckin' bees knees.

Say no more:
Draw this loli as futa being circumcised without anesthesia and being forced to eat her own foreskin fried as onion rings. Please and thanks!

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Good evening thread.

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Requesting anything with Yuumi and her book

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Sorry for the short reply, I was giving birth to a volcano and had to skedaddle.

Things are going really good for me, thanks for asking, are you an artfag? or are you an user?

pleeease....

bones.. rider.. anyone... coochie is the only way to bring me back...............

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Gib tower or I'll cut your beard off!

Requesting a full-body pic of this woman fingering herself near a desk, fully-clothed. With her sweater lifted, and one of her slip-on shoes missing. Prefer it be full body.

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Refer to this.

hello sig
trips of the devil i cant help ya my coochie fell out years ago

frick there is no good reqs in thread

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Well I just went through a fucking travesty

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what happened

Salutations True, it's always nice to see you
How are you Rider? Hopefully well.

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like holy shit

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Willy Wonka chopping up kids to put in his candies.
Because he's a crazy mother fucker and I wouldn't put it past him.

as long as its already dead!

also i gtg

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lets just say expectations were rightway fucked today. and its related to this thread. ill give you a guess

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rider.... please...... get some coochie back... please..... im so fucking hungry...

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observe, the coochie dispensary

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I’m not the fag who spams monster musume shit.

Requesting Smith from monster musume gently pushing a tiny into her pussy. She would be wearing a t-shirt and only a t-shirt. Here’s a backstory

Smith was given an abandoned tiny (a human with a tail around 2-3 inches tall) to protect until the government found out where he should go.

As of right now, smith is currently trying to take the day off, telling her boss that she has an extra safe place for the adorable tiny. In reality, she’s gently pushing the tiny into her folds, trying to get him in her womb.

If you want, a doodle of the aftermath, smith sleeping with a view of the poor cutie curled up in her womb, would be entirely welcomed

I spent time on cool software to make a model represent what pos i think she would have

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did you KNEW that asking for childporn makes you gay did you KNEW that?

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thank you
YEET
idk
no

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*here have some user pussy*

i think im gonna take a break from the thread lads

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tonight some 250+ pound guy in a printed button-up asked me if i smoked weed

and that ruled

also hello

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Just because people don’t want to draw your gay owl or whatever?

no im not that fag

Were you looking into a mirror at the time?

the other day some black kid came up to me @ mcdonalds and said "could an african american gentleman trouble you for a fry?" in a posh accent

i gave him one and he said "thanks, nigga" with the most smug look on his face as he walked off

and that ruled

henlo rin. it be Fridaaaayyy!!!

requesting toph as futa jerking off and sitting on a large buttplug

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yo Rin

ok jeez.. thirsty thot ill see wat i can do
doing fine like usual
is that arequests cuz ill do that

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how do you deal with getting punched in the face with reality so hard that your ancestors are cringing.

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rin pog

Still up for a few requests

show art

Of course is request!
Why else would I spew autism in a drawthread unless I wanted to see said autism drawn?

An extremely hungry hippo at an all you can eat buffet.
Bonus points for worried/upset owner.

You mean rin ... on a pog?

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Can I get a cute girl taking an embarrassing poop please?

this isnt pussy.. this is micropp..........

artificial coochie.. not the same

god thank you so much rider... you the mvp.....

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TF is wrong with their dicks lol

who said it wasnt boipussy

youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGk4ofc18
sorri ill pass...
not that i dont do those tbh
a real nigga supports his homie in the times of needs...

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What do you mean bruh?

yes

Thanks a bunch

Straight up they got Frankenstein dick lmao

Pretty much what I remember from the tour....
Thanks, fam!

no no they drew a different girl because the vampire school characters are ugly as an old mans ball sack

here a brand new coochie

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>Still a virgin too!
Did...did you chop that off one of the kids and just kinda.... attach it there?

it ok, was there anything more specific you wanted?

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The only thing that I did was fix their dicks.
Original picture was wrong: they had a weird thing covering their glans. Now they glans are free.

Also:
You don't have a Frankenstein scar on your dick?

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Then my request still without be deliverd

Frankenstien*

I just copy and pasted ythe same your wrote here

youtube.com/watch?v=eJ1VQT5XkNo

ya dont do lewd request i assume?

Look at the last three letters and read it again. Then you should get a sensible chuckle.

Delivery

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Neat
>Saved

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youtube.com/watch?v=Swcz_TJMz0I

wash your foreskin

ok

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i can attempt, but i draw on a phone, so it hard to reference. it may be a pass but hit me with it anyway.

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No

god.. rider you mean so much to me. cuttin off your own dick just for me. givin me coochie so i can keep living. thank you so much for lookin out for me homie....

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unfortunately, no. I'm not 250 anymore

that sounds like it ruled

YEET

how are you?

wot

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well if you do can you do this one since i dont think the other guy will and take as much time as need and ill provide any reference you need

>Unfortunately
350?

That’s super fuckin cute

>how are you?
Im Fine

>trips dubs dubs

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any SFW requests? I need some warmups.
its the fightbois!

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Yo Trinket

>350
haha bein a fat retard would be awesome
but i dropped to like 175 for a while and now i'm like 190
alcohol and depression rules

same tbh fam

TRONK

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yes i did and u cant do anything about it
youtube.com/watch?v=O8S-AF885Hs
the feels is too much homes

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well if youre not to busy

A dwarf imploding the head of a goblin with a warhammer exactly three times the size of his own head and shaped to match.
>Bonus points for a slightly flattened nose on the hammer from repeated usage.

draw this lad slapping the shit out of a big monster

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I miss YV.

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it never should be take your ugly western cartoon bobble head down syndrome children some where else

i miss you not missing YV

No one misses YV.

I assume you mean the dwarves head
on it
this is doable

an old-timey criminal breaking rocks

Requesting Bane in his younger years. How young is up to you.

The hammer is a 3:1 scale model of the dwarf's own head. Is what I'm thinking.
He... has a bit of an ego....

Draw urself behind the wheel of this vehicle

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I guess you could say he got a....big head.
mk
I fucken suck at cars but allright.

>Ba dum tsst

also hi

whatever happened to yv

any /r/?

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Uuuhuuuhuuuhuu

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Well that's just not true, because he does.

i heard he killed himself

Alien waitress

how can one miss what never leaves?

they abandoned threads because of eye ball cancer f

give bug wares

this dude

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not OR but I'm interested in that as well.

You're right. YV is eternal. Long live the king.

You didn't creampie?

draw an adorable cactus

why are you not scissoring each other and crying at the same time while a clown watches confused and making a party balloon vagina ?..please please draw this because i really want to see it

I too wonder this...
Someone must indeed draw this....
Or else....

preferably something nsfw but just her is fine

Hey drawfeds. I have no idea what to draw. Requests?

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draw majestic eggdog

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Draw the death of innocence in a non sexual way.

an throat cat mage with a hooded robe carrying a book and eating noodles

Punch a turtle

youtu.be/W0RWRWpPkSw

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character name?

glad i helped
thanxie for the cummies

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pzzp

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...

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next thread i might start a choose ur own adventure if theres people... whos in?

Requesting Anubis pulling off a sick grind on her skateboard.

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...

leave.

...

Server with no rules
Pure anarchy anything goes

Discord..gg
/3ZsYPr4
(Take off the extra dot )

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inb4 child porn and the fucking thi... wait a second, I have an idea.