What's the least painful method of suicide?

so basically the process of death itself is painful. so anything that just flat out destroys the brain is the least painful way to go. however the shotgun to the head is absolutely traumatising to your remaining family and stuff like putting your neck on a train track has the potential to fuck up and be a lot of suffering.

pls dont kill yourself with cyanide its painful as fuck and can also kill the first responders that find and handle your body

Feeding yourself into a wood chipper feet first

Get your insurance up, hire me for $10,000 in advance to kill you in an apparent robbery/murder, family get a big payout, everyone is happy.

Where are you? Travel expenses are extra.

Overdose on Ambien while drinking heavily or lots of fentanyl

sauce?

take a whole handful of gummy vitamins

I tried this but now I don't feel so good...

Explosives apparently

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According to who?

Dead people that took part in the survey

I was blown up in Afgan, it wasn't lethal and it hurt like fuck.

Getting your dick sucked to death, is the least painful suicide.

Getting sucked into a jet engine at 36,000 feet. You'll pass out immediately and then get shredded.

It only takes into account people trying to get killed using the methods.
You survived hence the pain kept going.

Eating meatballs until you die

I'd say starving yourself to death but it takes a lot of willpower.

Not doing it, and fapping instead.

you won't do anything you nigger.
if you want to take your life do it with style.
Just like this kid who blew his face away on stream and his mother came in.

Cheese

Kek

Hydrogen sulfide poisoning
You're dead basically instantly

There is (almost certainly) absolutely no pain experienced in either accidental, or deliberate, death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

It can be practised (purely for personal pleasure) until one is convinced that it is the time to go beyond the bounds of personal safety, with a deliberate intention to cause death - by restricting the oxygen intake further than previously risked, with a deliberate intention to cause death by pleasure, without any pain.

There are countless autopsies that have concluded that
> "auto-erotic asphyxiation"
has been the cause of death, despite there being no evidence that the deceased suffered any form of distress, provided that the event did not involve traumatic procedures such as suspension by the neck using a rope.

This video gives an insight into the (total lack of) distress that that might be expected if deliberately trying to cause one's own death by asphyxiation,

e.g. by solitary sexual activity with ones head completely enclosed in an impervious plastic bag in order to cause death by lack of oxygen supply to the brain:

youtube.com/watch?v=DiEJKvbpOF0

The procedure in the video is not specifically the same as that used in "auto-erotic asphyxiation" but the almost inescapable conclusion is probably the same as experienced by those who use the technique to kill themselves painlessly.

Please be clear that I do not recommend that anybody should attempt to end their own life for any trivial reason(s), but one has to accept that for some people it is better to terminate their own lives peacefully if there is genuinely no tolerable alternative option.

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Caring about your family and friends and realizing taking your own life is a selfish faggot thing to do

why do suicidal pussies always want the least painful way to die? I mean if you can't take the possibility for a little pain then you deserve to be a slave to life