You get 4 million from your parents. What do you do with it?

Bills and long term high yield investments

>Pretend to give it away to dumbasses on the internet for rolling trips after I brag to them about my wealth.

buy Yea Forums and shut it down.

Index funds

You can solve all your problem,it's just matter of time,until you find the time when there are discounts

Buy a condo in my hometown. Buy a house in the UK. Give 1 mill to family. Never leave the house have workers to get grocerys etc...

put it with my other millions

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that made me laugh

Buy a vault and spend the rest on gold coins so I can swim in money.

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maybe wake up from dream.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiuQ5Sx98U

This

Buy Yea Forums and sell it for more.

1.
Set 25k aside to finish university comfortably without any worries (pay people to do my homework and get private teachers)

2.
Hire someone to figure out how to evade taxes, use 2 million so I can live off off interest.
At the current rate in my country that comes down to 180 euro's a day. A bunch of that is gonna go into prostitutes.

3.
Spend a couple 100k starting a foundation to help people whom are in dehumanised or taboo positions and help them build a new life. This will include the homeless, blind, people who want out of prostitution, etc.

4.
Setup a food bank where restaurants can bring food that's otherwise wasted to a freezer. Then put microwaves and ovens hooked up to a dynamo in a home trainer. So only those willing to put in the effort can get free food.

5.
Switch to a different, much better insurance

6.
Get a new house, spend my free time building cool stuff and making it a 'smart' house. That's my hobby.

7.
Rain (barely) legal hell down on the investors in my country that are causing a housing crisis.

8.
Develop my own vr system.

9.
Spend another 500k on investing in people who have great company ideas. But they're required to adopt a policy that forces them to do good and improve the world.

10.
Keep the remaining 1.5 million for when I know what to spend it on.

pay off my mortgage and with the large remainer stick it into an indexed mutual fund and take a portion of the annual return as income

Probably get my self a pornhub premium account

Buy a warehouse and make living areas for the homeless.

Ask how they got it, and if they need any of it.
Pay off my and my sister's debts (if applicable).
Set aside a bunch of it in savings.
Buy my own place and car in cash.
Blow some of it on travelling/brothels.
Go back to school with the rest.

Buy stuff

>4 million
but it won't be 4M. after taxes it will be less than 4M. granted that will still be a decent chunk of money, but it won't be 4M.

Buy a house and try and start a NFL team

>4 million
>start a NFL team

so get just one football player?

This isn't the lottery, it's not taxed.

3.5% FHA loan on an apartment complex. Mayne 2 or 3 and join them under 1 llc to qualify. Calcs are pic related.

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Lotto tickets

that much money is taxed as either gift tax or inheritance tax.

In 1oz coins you'll get a 55 gallon drum

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>A bunch of that is gonna go into prostitutes
As bills or coins? Orally, vaginally or rectally?

Stocks

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Not if it's cash money.

Buy some land, maybe in the mountains, maybe by the ocean. Build a modest but comfy house. Buy a lot of books. Buy a lot of guns. Buy a big truck, a sports car, and a boat. Maybe go back to school and finish a degree. Maybe buy a small business, maybe a CNC machine shop. Get an FFL and make a lot guns. Probably get back in shape and start dating.

Probably a bunch of other stuff, too. I wish I had money.

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Take 3.5 mil and take it to a financial advisor so he can walk me through the best plan of action for someone to quickly come into a large amount of money. I don't know much about government bonds and stocks but I know I don't want just a bank account with 4 mil inside it doing nothing but being spent. I'm scared of losing that money.

get 8 million bjs from OP.

make a thread on Yea Forums every day saying that i'll give 20000 to anyone who gets quads

i'd make a post, in which quads would get 20K

IF they had 4M cash on hand that they didn't get from the bank, AND you never put that 4M in your bank but kept it as cash at your house, then yea tax free.

But if any of the 4M it ever saw a bank at any point in time then a paper trail exists and so will the taxes.

Move out the their basement move onto my own basement.continue being a kissless virgin incel autist.

moar?

Hire somebody to kill my parents

>long-term
>high-yield
Wut

long term high yield.....aaaannndd its gone

Live well below my means. And never have to work for a retarded faggot again. I hate working so much.

Big fucking kek

Give it to planned parenthood

1 million for a house, find a good interest or something
probably invest quite a bit
probably do a giveaway of pornhub premium for life for like 50 people

You seem to really overestimate what 4 million can do

I quest why money given, is not me. yes no?

That's what the tax evasion is for

boats and hoes

mumbo is that you?