> Negro (not my client) before Judge declaring bankruptcy > Judge: You can't have a Cadillac and keep your kids too > Negro: You'll have to take my kids, I need my car. > Judge storms out of court
Different bankrupt Negro who LOVES his Caddy
> Judge: You can't keep your house and a Cadillac > Negro: You can live in your car, but you can't drive your house. I'll keep the Cadillac. > Judge's mouth hits floor.... his point was to trade the Caddy in to pay off debtors and drive a used Toyota
Jacob Morris
I've never learned to speak Ebonics, but of necessity have come to understand it
> Negro calls me up > Negro: "Can you put a suitcase on a cat?" > Me: "Huh?" > Finally figure out he wanted to file a lawsuit against someone > put = file, suitcase = lawsuit, cat = man > 1 month later I get a call (I now know about suitcases) > Negro: "Do you do luggage?" > Me: "Yes sir, I do luggage." > trollface.jpg
Other Ebonic translations
> We had insects in the family. > MFW I figured out there had been incestuous abuse
> I'll take a polyester test. > MFW he'd take a polygraph test
> I'd like a free flirtation > MFW he wanted a free consultation
