Bfs tees are the best shirts

Bfs tees are the best shirts
They are big and comfy and before you wash them they smell like him
This is undisputable fact!

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Nice nips

You cant even see them
R-right?

Nice dubs
Now post more

More of what?
Boyfriend shirts?

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wear bfs button shirts and a tie

joke's on you, I'm wearing your skirt motherfucker

Bet its not as comfy, so i win
He hasnt forgotten any button shirts here
No ties either

Post more shirt

Until the chest is stretched out on them. Motherfuckers.

>He hasnt forgotten any button shirts here
>No ties either
ah, bummer. That look is always cute

Small titty, trap or petite gf?

I'm a raging bisexual, so this is what all of my exes have told me (Men and Women Included)
Ex: "user can I use your shirt for tonight"
Me: "Why hun, you're shirts are adorable and really comfy"
Ex:"Cause it smells like you and I can basically hide in it like an igloo"
Me:"omfg you're adorable take all of them"

What?
Biiiig shirt

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That never happened you faggot

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I have tiiiiny boobs

Post em

Be a dear and share, small titty is my favourite

I would fuck you so hard all day every day.

They are a hidden eater egg for my bf only

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Certain materials will stretch out of form.

>eater egg

sage grows in all fields

Im tired...
I also have the dumbs...

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hey qt

>dumbs

FFFFFAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE

All you niggas being played by a fat dude in a basement.

I guess imma take that as a compliment?
>qt
No u!

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Post mooooore shirt

wtf happened to Yea Forums

tits w/ timestamp or gtfo you faggot ass trap

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Tits or gtfo

Well no not really, see FAKE ASS
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show us ur penis

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Why aren’t you posting your tits?

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Because it's a trap

Because they are for my bf to nibble on!

Because she's a man baby.

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Nope.

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Yes, yes it is

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This fake cuteness bullshit is really starting to make me feel like posting orange cars.

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Rude!

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I have an hour to kill, why not shit a dumb thread up

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Rude but true homie

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What's fake?
Jokes on you orange is my favourite color

/k/ memes alright for the shittering?

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Alright good now we can get somewhere

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It's not a meme brother, it's life

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Good for him but we wanna see

Thank you

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N O N S T O P W A R F A R E

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Dude come the fuck on, shit ain't real

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Aw shit, it's going on now. I don't have any gun images but this is close enough

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love you red, thread is kind of dying, and im sad i missed out on it.
see you next thread i guess.

Definitely a dude!
/thread

You can see the left one.

Not everything is about you, you stupid cunt.

Now I lost my place

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Im not red
Red doesnt have a bf, just fwbs

The often flawless female armpit

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And you're not a chick.

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omfg women are like cats, burying their face in a shoe.

>male armpit
Just helping a fellow user out

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Prob trap. Neck scar

oh sorry, I forgot, we got this clear yesterday.
I meant to say diet red, not red.

Fucking best in thread award right here.

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Probably right

Why are you wearing his dirty clothes?

My gf wears my stuff, but never out of the hamper.

Shhhh being a tranny is hard
Yea. People have been calling me knock off red for years now

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Its clean now
But sometimes i smell them sometimes
Its soothing

My nigga get this straight, that is not a woman that is just a tiny man

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i prefer you over red

orange cars and /k/ vids FTW

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>tiny man
this is objectively false, everyone knows diet red is dummy thicc (tall)

Fuck off and die tranny

How do know if that shirt is clean or not? You can't tell these things by uploading pictures of people that aren't you.

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Fuck yyyyyyeeessssss keep it up

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I don't know what that means is he/her/it XX or XY. There is no 3rd choice.

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I'd post more gory ones but Yea Forums has a retarded file size limit.

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Preach it

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Im pretty sure im me
Dont make me have an existential crisis

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Damn son I need all I can get.

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Crisises are what I live for, existential or otherwise.

You're still a man.

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I have some general shit, gore, attempted rape. Also got some /k/ memes.

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did you intentionally pull your shirt away from your chest so we couldn't see your lil pokies?

why u tease me diet red

Need to see a nip please
Im losing interest

Your giant dick is hard, and waiting for a hapless straight to violate.

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M-maybe i do....
Youre edgy as heck
It used to be big
Now its closer to 5 inches...
No

Dude dump it all we gotta hold the trannies at the trenches

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pull your shirt tight against your body, tease us more

Oh jesus just pump the breaks, you're full of shit and you know it. Post pussy otherwise leave me to my vices.

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We shall hold the line to the last meme!

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But then youll be able to see my breasts
So first im a tranny? And now im a woman?

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Samefag

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Confusing right? Just like you and taunting these boys with the thought that they are communicating with a girl but they're not.

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>But then youll be able to see my breasts
no, no, of course not
we'd just be able to see the outline of them, leaving the rest to my imagination

d red, you need to embrace your tease side a lil more

Good try sperg lord :^)

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Big dicks on the battlefield are first to go.

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You cool with man breasts right?

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My nipps would poke though

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>caring this much
Okay tryhard

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As would your penis.

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I like this. How it tastes the prey first.

It is the sad truth.

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but she's ceased being a man so.....
well, it's so hard to say since the shirt is so opaque, you'll have to post a picture and we can go from there.

I like sperg poster hes kinda funny

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You gotta lick it real good. Then kill it.

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>meanwhile this dude has been constantly F5'ing the thread looking to shitpost

lol

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CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA

Dead

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I bet they wanna peak out

how come u never post in trap breads?

Auto but whatever, what did you come here to say?

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out of webms now but i have memes.

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Imma delete this
But here, please dont ask for anything more

No not often but when I do I shit them into the ground

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Because i dont do lewds

Saved, will make sure to use as a good example of a weak tiny man.

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thanks diet red, i would do unspeakable things to your nips.
gonna go splooge with the force of a thousand suns now :>

Why not baby I'd love to see that cock right about now

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I can almost smell the D

you got some boxers on too you fucking faggot?

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I have a bf, hes the only one that gets to see me naked
You know people shower right?

>projecting this hard

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So you gonna show your dick? or am I rocking this semi for nothing.

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I wear boyshorts
Picrel

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Keep saying that honey but your boyfriend has a boyfriend. Does he know you have a penis?

>imagine becoming a girl only to NOT wear cute girl panties

cmon....

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Fuck THAT BIRD UP

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Hes fucked me countless times
Im pretty sure hes noticed

Let me just raise my rifle's power setting.

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Well that makes sense boy shorts for aboy.

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Tucking makes me puke....

>pretty sure he noticed
So what you do have a dong? Thanks for clearing that up.

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oh wow look at me, i get to be a cute girl and have a big dick

fuck u man

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Crank that shit up to over 9000

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Its not that big fren
Id guess its 5ish inches?
Bfs is a lot bigger

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in another universe, i imagine you looking up at me with my dick in your mouth, making eye contact while i cum down your throat

but alas, just a fantasy

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Fun fact
I dont have a gag reflex
Have fun with that though user

>Have fun with that though user
don't leave me alone with my thoughts,
especially my lewd thoughts

Fucking kek

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Fuck finally this faggot admitted it, my work is done. See you fuckers in another thread.

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Fucking yes, I needed that more than OP needs a pickup truck and some chains.

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Glad i could provide, user.

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Qué onda boludo

You let a man defile you before marriage? Whore.

Thanks dude, peace out.

Fuck you OP, honestly.

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this is the best way to let everyone in the thread know you're still a virgin

Married with kids. Try again fgt

I got manipulated into sex at the age of 16 by a 22 year old dude
So that ship sailed along time ago

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Make me, user!

post snap/discord

Describe the first time he tucked you

>I got manipulated into sex at the age of 16 by a 22 year old dude
awwww no d.red, this is the first time i'm hearing about this, tell us about it

It hurt
I though being able to fit two fingers inside me was enough
It wasnt and he didnt stop when i asked him to

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Cream pie or did he pull out

He had a condom

does that mean you can't enjoy rough sex with your current boyfriend? i'd be kind of disappointed if i was him

I have a rape kink now
Kinda like how i have a choking fetish most likely because bullies tried to kill me by choking me

d.red continues to get better the more i learn about her

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...

No that sounds spooky
Luckily i have a sadist bf whos really good at after care

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i don't care
post it

>Luckily i have a sadist bf whos really good at after care
i imagine him dicking you balls deep, with his hand on your neck as he pushed your head into the pillow- you struggling back, loving every minute of it

man i could write this shit all day

I do like when he pulls my hair

you ever do the safe word thing if he gets too rough? i just can't imagine someone getting rough with you tbh d.red

Ive only had to use it twice
But yes we have a safe word