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That´s a dude
>dude
>clearly theres a pool of period blood under her
You're too good to me. big boop
Sleep for me now
That's blood from his anus from the gay fisting that all gay men do
>tfw ywn Powerstone 2 and chill with this qt
ayyy
whachu know about that new skeppy tho
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albums wild tbh
best hes sounded in years
Sleep tight anoni
They call him Big Boop.
the man consistently delivers imo, even on features
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Reasons to live:
That makes more sense
underrated
rofl
i was just posting slowthai earlier
you mad psychic
im late on that train tbh
p. much just found him
all on the wave tho
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definitely not in the thread :P
alright, you got me beat in this argument
Unfortunately I'm just posting assorted celebs ATM. I have a giant unsorted folder that I'm going through chronologically.
Shit she has more metal on her Hand than Wolverine.
Wouldn´t risk a fight with her, unless she sits on me and tries to motorboat me unconcious, that would be okay.
that's what I thought
That's okay, if these two are indicative of your tastes, I like you.
lewd af tbh
I was late on slowthai too but that new album is nuuuuuts
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no need to be rude when I admit defeat :
>My teacher told me I'm a side man, I told her to remember me, now they wanna e-mail me askin if i can talk to the kids in assembly.
The entire song is fire, sheeeeeeeeeeit. Great beat too.
well where then lewdie? :3
Em is my most fapped to celeb. Her face is erotic AF.
lmao
I need to slow down, took me like 4 tries to read that.
I didn;t
ur nuts
cant even listen to the album version of that tune anymore tbh
not since i found this
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ur fire
how were the gym escapades babes
shes high on my list, she might be my most fapped, pretty unreal.
kek, tipsy af, I wonder if I join or just get high.
Dem choices!
>YWN be a 6 foot tall black guy.
Fuck my stupid ass life.
tbf ems is known for being confusing
its fine mojo
just relax
come a bit closer
let me soothe your head
thats it
follow your heart
why do you want to be?
idk, I'm innocent, I wouldn't know where lewd anons would meet up :<
she gave me the finger tho :(
yesssss haha that version is unreal, love the live instrumental
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Who else has a small penis?
lewd pic
hmm, I usually don´t drink alone and you´re way ahead of me.
I let the gods decide.
DAMN good, TBH I went in planning on lifting wights but I never really ate the proper diet before I left so I stook to the treadmill. Treadmills get a bad rep but it makes me sweat more than anything else and I enjoy jogging more than lifting.
I'll get back to the weights next time but at least I feel back in the mood!
Who are your top three?
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What a forward young man you are!
I do, why do you ask user?
David is breaking the rules, there is a no smoking sign, but she's smoking hot, ayo.
thanks cutes :3
look at this dood
It's not alone if you're here with us
That's the rule I'm playing by anyway
>What a forward young man you are!
Is that bad?
Just curious, mines small too.
just like reini and she´s also a beaut
It´s doesn´t feel as alone tbh.
hmm, I have very yummy rum :D
boutta bring it all full circle
watch this
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AYYY
THERE YOU GO
back in the zone babes
only way is up from here
told you didnt i
never too late
No, it's a good thing! Mine isn't small though but in my experience small Anons are usually the cutest. :3
>Who are your top three?
No specific order but
Emma
Elle/Dakota
Lily Collins
how small?
that is a shame qt, I was very interested to hear more :(
you're crazy and I love it. tbh tho this is exactly what I imagine it's like where you live. just realised that is ASAP bari on the hook too wtf
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Like around 4 inches.
I hope I'm cute :3
You told me! It's all up hill from here,
POWWWAAAAA! lmao :]
Now that's what I call a quality list.
I used to like Elle a lot more than I do now but it isn't because of her lack of good looks.
When will it be our turn to massage Aly's back?
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w e w thats a tune
well, I'm not sure, but I do have disc
I've heard other anons mention that before but I was way too shy to ask
that's like really smol user
ngl ive been in some ends that look like that
also been in some ends where it aint safe for the cops
standard life fam
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UNLIMITED
POWAAAAAAHHHHHH
you vibin out there mojo?
WOOOO?
Will it ever be our turn? :(
I bet it´s really nice to suck because it won´t make one choke on it.
idk most of its not my thing but that one was quality tuneage
Yeah it is, I like to think it's fun sized :D
post it if you'd like qt :3
don't get shanked in ends pls fam :(
posting new slaves has got me back to my fave
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choking's part of the fun you neek
wheres the fun without the challenge
n-not that i would know
im pure
hmph
ill take it
:(
maybe one day
I'll call the lewd police on you
KEK
; __ ; Please user...
anons have told me I've got a fun size, too :3
randomanon#5558
this ones cool too
kanyes just a cool dude
but we talked about that already :3
you'll have to :c
Oh ... yeah maybe, I wouldn't know. I think that's good.
kek, yeah why would you know, it´s not like you´re a sloot using EVERY chance to make poor qts cum :D
I never choked on cock (yet), but I choked before and I didn´t enjoy it.
talking about theoretical stuff, like theoretic physics, I dunno nuffin about any of this.
What size is your user?
I'm In It >>>>>>>>
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when my boi justin starts hittin them chorus notes
my mind is gone
k
neek
All dicks deserve nice cummies, no matter the size.
rate my backyard boyz (^:b
not EVERY chance
jfc
stop making me look bad
its a different experience to regular choking yknw
kinda thrilling
you'd be into it ngl
a bit over 7 inches ....
i could hop that fence in a flash
light work
my dick doesn't :P
Oh ... umm. Yes :3
I agree!
cute/10
would chill in and get high
Honestly pretty solid, the only thing I don't like is the fence, get a nice tall wooden fence for some privacy/decor.
you're a cool, and a cute
getarealfence/10
1/10 for effore, not real barricades against infantry or vehicular assault
it's like you want to get invaded user
no u
also no u
I thought you said it was small ... :|
Did you lied or did I get my anons confused?
I'm so happy everyone is roasting this guys fence.
The user is right, a wooden fence would look much nicer. The chain looks ghetto.
I mean what'd he expect?!
He meant small compared to me. ;}
I will try it out one day, but I´m not sold on the idea
slut
ofc not hitlersatan
I´d make it spurt if you´re cute
>tfw anons talking about meeting up making me wanna meet femanons but there's literally 0 in these threads
Post more Cara's cocksleeve
hmmm
sounds freaky
but i cant judge
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he enjoys making anons feel bad about themselves
there is 1 (one)
but you aint meetin her
should've seen it 2 years ago. only thing that's the same is the fence. built that backporch last year out of gum and paper tree wood then stained it. I've worked real hard on it. ty fren.
yeah I know man, that's going to be the last thing I do before I sell it. I was apprehensive about doing everything that I did to it cuz ppl wanna see a bit of potential but I can't help it I'm over the top. thanks tho bro. the front yard is even more ballin
Don't bother user, I've been in these threads since years asking if there are any girls. I even said I'd be willing to pay for everything and I'd pay $200 + tip for a hug. ; ------ ;
What can a grill do that a boy cant?
I'm an uggo ;__;
Kinda scary if you're bigger than 7" tbh ...
I don't mind being smol. So it doesn't bother me.
I'll put a wig on and hug you, and I'll even do it for free.
you impress me more and more with each post
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Just... just try and make yourself look as close to this as you can...
It´s best when you do it all by yourself, another lvl of proud :)
we both been diligent today, I put up sound panels in my nerdroom. Next up is a new lawn.
Done and done
there is a chick. I talk to her all the time. she's a lad for sure.
there is one who claims they are but no one has ever seen any proof...
that's the nicest thing I've recieved all day
well except hugs from grandma
I just wanted to tease, I'm literally hitlersatan
That's fair
Surprised tho
F
Attract my heterosexual ass
ngl in general i hate tyler
but this album
yeah
he did it to em
fair play
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Don´t be too hard on yourself user, there´s some cute in every hooman.
This is going better than I was expecting.
yep it really is. really no better feeling than that. I'll show you the bathroom I built upstairs later. I'd love to see that nerdroom. I bet your shit is ballin outta control
been a fan since bastard tbh, he's just gotten better and better along with the other OF bois
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rbf if u were you wouldn't wanna post pics in case dox or other shit
Also probably not bi but lesbian anyway
I need a bi gf to swoon over celebs with tho
>I just wanted to tease, I'm literally hitlersatan
FeelsAmbivalentMan
It's okay Mister Hitlersatan, I forgive you.
Just close your eyes and let the boys play ;)
one has.
can't get doxxed with a closeup pic of a pussy right?
I mean I have a wig and I painted my nails, but I'm very hairy and have a penis. I hope that's okay.
Chad is a girl
>heterosexual
heh
thats what they all say
>the other OF bois
smh
if it aint frank i dont needa hear it
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ohno
Just tuck it in, it'll be alright.
I outed you sry
I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING + TIP
but I liked earls last album qt :3
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I need the tip owo
yo you seen actual proofs from jenna?
makes sense she'd show you t b f
i just go off perception
its obvious really
SHAVE THE HAIR
SHOW YOU CARE
I remember when everyone used to pretend they were straight in these threads.
nice, sure I love nice bathrooms tbh lol.
Mine is literally the shittiest room in the house, will be the first one I make new as soon as I have about 20k to spare.
O w O;
>SHAVE THE HAIR
>SHOW YOU CARE
NO!
might just go to sleep
Sorry user but can confirm
Find dicks gross and dudes bodies kinda gross
Gay 4 Pay 4 Tay.
i dont get earl tbh
its just mf doom with more depression and less skill
this tune is big tbh
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but the rest i can do without
do you fantasize about larger boys a lot?
Gay 4 Pay 4 Tay 4 the Stay all Day.
Gay 4 Tay 4 free
Might just kiss ya
bd got bars?
shiiiieeeet
kek, I remember that aswell, but then I saw a whole thread where at least 5-6 guys were circle jerking and I thought that´s the fucking cringiest thing I´ve ever seen.
Pretty sure bd was the leading fag, but it´s long ago I was terrible at detecting anons.
Oh how times have changed.
Definitely, quite a lot.
sometimes it's just real sadboi depressed lofi hours tbqh with u qt, can't be helped
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love the two on the right couldn't resist looking
I'd judge them more if they didn't.
One toot from that booster and she'd go right into orbit.
Only memin', I seemed to have lost that part when I started workin' out. Now I have too much test. You can tell cause of all the emoji I like to use. (¬ ε ¬)
that's naughty user
it was a fun babs thread, wasn't it
No it was tay themed
"stupid bullshits." ~ Duke Zuur
AKA thenumeralzero
AKA Thenumeralzero Binary
Oh, and I will share one frigging photo.
just get a hooker then. it's so simple, there are apps for it now. plus no matter how small you think your cock is or how weird you think your sexual shit is, she's ALWAYS seen smaller and ALWAYS seen weirder. you're not paying for the pussy, you're paying for the pussy to leave.
yes.
wait til you see this shit. I've got the heated tiles in the shower and on the floor so the bathroom is never cold in the AM. Italian slate tiles. shit is so ballin and I did it for under a grand. & ahhh lol well that makes sense actually. you don't want to have to worry about keeping shit tidy when you're trying to jack off to star trek. & you could do whatever you want to it for so so much less than that if you can find a dealer and get shit for cost. which you can because I did and you're cooler than me. for peanuts bro.
One frigging photo.
But I am straight user
There. Any questions?
no sadboi vibes allowed
its friday nite mf'er
wooooo
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MC Beady - Too Much Test
hehe ;)
The bigger they are the more excited I get ...
I SHOULD do that, but what I should do and what I actually do are usually not the same thing lmao
DJ Beady - Suffering from High Test
lmfao
I didn't say how much music I will share.
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kek, you´re a derp, now I´m really curious.
I´m not too bad with shit like that but when it comes to water installing shit and electricity I´m totally fucked. I planned to get it done by professionals.
Reminds me of the apartment I had before moving into the house, every cm of that was with floor heating. I miss my floor heating so bad!!!! *cries in cold feet*
>tay themed circlejerk
must have been during your first week
you're god damn right biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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what thoughts usually come to mind then?
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>"Oh s-sorry user I didn't know you were there..."
I'd do anything to sniff Demi's workout leggings
fair enough brother. jus sayin I know that savings account has got a really high interest rate and bitches love money bro. especially hookers lmao. but na I get it
yeah it's really hard. I'll take a pic hold up. it's even got handicap access LMAO. one sec
It must be over 2years now that I started to visit celeb threads regularly.
before that I mostly was in furry, scat and sissy threads.
>I go play, seeya derps
Mainly just feeling them, touching them, sucking ...
Drink a pint of her ass sweat
>it's even got handicap access
why though
Oh fuck yeah more
>furry, scat and sissy
>seeya
I feel like you can't just say that and then bail.
I'd do anything for that. I'd drink it everyday.
Don't give up on me now, I'll get there eventually.
Easy.
I've been sitting in my filth since I got back, gonna have a shower, BBL.
but that's not things boys should think about when looking at cock ...
Saved.
ngl love hairy arms on hot girls.
Demi owns me
someone lock this madman up
Oh ... umm yeah ... I don't think about any of that. I was just joking ... heh.
(I do)
I'm looking for a picture of Victoria's justice, hold on...
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