Drawthread: Git Off Mah Lawn Edition

Drawthread: Git Off Mah Lawn Edition

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>Dreamgasm Gnome Thread
Last night I had summoned a gnome that helped complete my orgasm.
>hard af
>just started falling asleep
>feel something gripping the base of my shlong
>I use my fingers to feel
>its two small leathery hands
>starts sucking my finger
I wanted to freak out but it felt so good I let it continue. Afterwards it left as mysteriously as it appeared. Should I continue summoning this entity? Please don't ban me, this actually happened to me last night and I am trying to come to terms with it.

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Requesting giantess vore of Centorea from Monster Musume.

Try to show a more seductive/lewd mood if possible.
>Her hot breath wafting over the man about to be eaten
>Licking his nude body
>Her nude as well
>Lots of saliva
>Swallowing him hole and alive
>Panel showing him in her stomach
And perhaps include something about how horses/centaurs can't vomit after he's been swallowed alive, so it's one way trip.

Thanks! Goodluck! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GOOO!!!

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Requesting a comic of this girl getting swallowed whole and alive by a giant toad

>Grabbed by it's long sticky tongue

>Pulled into its mouth head-first; her lower body still outside the toad

>Toad gulps once pulling her deeper inside; hooves still outside, the rest of her inside the mouth

>Toad gulps again; lower body is in the mouth, upper body is in the stomach

>View of her entirely in its stomach

>From the outside, you can't even tell she was eaten

>Digested alive

>Remains disposed of

The idea popped in my head after playing some Fallout 76 and getting attacked by a radtoad.

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Oh shid, somebody did my request. Thank you kindly, mystery artist user

Do you guys draw furries?

Eggs did it you dummy.
Yes. Not everyone does them, but yes.

Will you post some of your drawings? :)

Nah. Just woke up, not ready to draw yet.

You're welcome

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News to me. No need to be an ass about it
Much appreciated

Very, very good! Thanks a million, user!

Just one question though. What's going on in the middle panel of the last page? Two toads?

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you aren't eggs...
>asshole
>calling you a dummy
Lighten up holy shit. Would you have preferred I call you a faggot? I wasn't being serious you dummy.

I am a fool

Holy shit you did it. Too bad he's not going to leave.

I just thought it would be funny. While the frog is digesting his food, a little frog hits him in the eye.

Ahh I see.

Thanks again!

I used to be an egg...

peruda the greatest comrade I have May I request...
This owl being penetrated anally(he's a guy) by a human and popping a boner with a aheago face. I'll post a pose reference

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Thanks, but I'll pass.

why do you want this? who made you like this?

I understand you have done a bit for me and i thank you

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Requesting pic related but with any of these two lolis(right) and user(god I wish that were me) as the victim. Draw the girl wearing their own clothes, not dressed up as a playboy bunny girl(optional), and try to draw both characters on model. Please and thanks!

P.S
Please ignore and report any idiot replyng to my request and calling me an abuser. The person who does this is a shitposter that has been banned forever for posting child pornography links as a kind of autistic evidence against one of my request.

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now that someone actually did your request. its time to slightly change it by one or two words and act as if its a new request and it was never delivered and keep begging for it

The Egyptian-looking one is kinda cute. What's her name?

years of neglect, loneliness and being touch-starved will make you have some fucked up kinks, I have a problem, I know. but I'm in too deep to stop. I'm sorry

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Keep sperging, my man. Your obsession over me is just downright sad and pathetic at this point.

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not going to sperg on about it like others but you did those things.

nah no sperging here. i said what i said because you did it before.enjoy your delivery.

youtube.com/watch?v=GPp93eR8kVA

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well i wasn't expecting a coherent response user i am actually taken aback by this and wish you good luck on your fetish journeys

Hello thread, any requests?

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thanks.

/r/ fuck you

He's probably not here but I completed the half baked wendigo request.
My internet cut out when I was 90% through the drawing and stayed out until 5am so I couldn't really deliver

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Nofre

What thing?

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Can someone draw her pinned down getting her tits fucked?

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Requesting this girls boobs

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Requesting this little witch totally naked, being fucked by a horse(A)like this nier automata, or just using(anal) a horse dildo(B) like this other loli.

P.S
Please ignore and report any idiot replyng to my request and calling me an abuser. The person who does this is a shitposter that has been banned forever for posting child pornography links as a kind of autistic evidence against one of my request.

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taking request?

yes

LOL not even the spammers want you to do their requests, you're such a fucking loser

fuck off fag

Example of art?

>tfw you clean your TV/computer monitor and all of a sudden things look HD again.

Requesting the dark skinned girl using a strap-on to fuck the green hair chick who is a futa and is having a big erection, like the reference

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was just hungry....

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I don't really like reposting, but here's an example.

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fucc u

why you lied to me about mangomaster? he doesn't speak english, and I'm pretty sure that you don't speak Korean.

youtube.com/watch?v=bArYVifJiMA

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Requesting Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke and Haku from Spirited Away both wearing nothing but fundoshis (the traditional Japanese loincloth) where they're both kissing each other, or showing off their bodies while they both have erections in their fundoshis. Also. Ashitaka is 17, and Haku is 14, as well as a bit shorter than Ashitaka.

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Any requests?

Requesting Rule 63 Siegmund.

show your art

Requesting a drawing of your avatar with bigger breasts and bigger butt.

Like this, user?

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If you do lewds may I request?

Requesting Rika getting fucked in the full nelson position

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looking for advice. how could I make that head work in a non-retarded way? I can't for the life of me make it roar
>inb4 go to /ic/
you know damn well Yea Forums and even /trash/ are more likely to give an honest opinion on this than /ic/

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ok

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>get picture off phone so it's not flipped
>post
>gets flipped
for fuck's sake

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need you to be more specific lad

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learn how to draw abs

need advice on how to either improve this as a whole or how to make it properly look like it's roaring. Every time I try it the jaw looks horribly off.

can do

okay biceps look fine, I'd recommend trying to learn how to draw hands...study the mouth of various reptilians to get a clear reference for drawing a mouth open. I see potential in you. I can offer more advice if need be

more advice is always appreciated. also
>I see potential in you
don't. I've been idly doodling things on school and university desks for over half a decade now and I just sorta learn as I go (as in: horribly slowly) without really looking into books like loomis' fun with a pencil and such. As soon as I step outside of a study or work place I just completely shut off the drawfag in me.

>
why u made a mess and left...atleast ur cleaning it..now

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eh its better than mine and I went to art school. dont beat yourself up

Fuck that's so hot, thank you very much for this

requesting a goth goat girl wearing cat ear headphones

You still taking requests?

today was a good day, is all. I usually draw stuff like pic related which has way lower quality. at any rate, I'll keep trying to improve over time so thanks for the pointers user.

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Whats up lads? Any requests that aren't gay porn?

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Can you draw my guinea pig with angel wings and a halo please

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can you show me your drawing process for making digitigrade legs user?

Delivery

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Fokko getting chin rubbed exactly like the right reference.

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youll be fine. I wanted to draw like a guy who was a prodigy at age 10,that didnt work out

some other pointesr is "challenge yourself" try drawing something a bit out of your skill level. dont get disappointed when it doesn't come out right. just draw when you can and always study your references. never forget to outline.

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glad u liked it
not now am a bit tired...tho u could just post it here until i have the time to do it okey?

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may i request

I'll pass, but thanks.

Greetings, gents. I hope this day finds you all quite well.

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This transformers lookin queen, I’d want to see the alt vehicle form

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Yeah, thanks. How are you?

Wow that's fucking awesome. Thank you so much for this

thanks. I'll try to keep pushing the wall at my own pace.

Can you draw them either naked in public or just cuddling together naked?

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Doing well myself. A little sweaty and humid, but yeah. Fantastic otherwise!

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You're welcome

Requesting Carmelita walking through the city nude oblivious to her own nudity.

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thats what i like to hear

I miss YV.

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I don’t know if your still up for requests. If you are, requesting this lady recreating the screenshot on the right.

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>digitigrade
This is a very crude step by step but basically I go by segments.
>Start with your thigh at desired level of haunchiness
>Apply a shortened lower leg
>Do not think of the 3rd segment as extra section but more as a long foot because anatomically that's what it is
>stick a foot on it
And that's pretty much it. I like to study bugs and reptiles more than mammals because you can see the sections better. Hope it helps

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I know this is pretty gay but

Yes! Thanks Avvi.

yes. sorry about that, even when trying to help I get lazy.
rest easy now, I will atone for my sin. I assure you.
Elaborate on the matter.
You jump to the conclusion of me lying. Not very godly of you.

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Easy requests?

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Liar

I miss Waffle

A Hamster wearing a sombrero saying “Hola Angie”

Awwww that is too pure. It's adorable, thanks!

>Easy requests?
leave,super easy

Fuck you!

Who killed yv?

Very well.
Banter!

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THanks dude

this was too cute not to do

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Delivery

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You’re welcome!

This

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damn you're still trash after 3 years

maybe?

Hi, still the same drawfag...
I'll pass.

Hi Eggs

thirsty for some deliveries huh

No Eggs, don't do it.

Fantastic work

yeah,
only for today.

Thank you

you won't get any you bastard cunt
learn to draw

That’s not Eggs

Taking humanoid requests.

No dragon, no lizard, no frog eating someone, no owl getting dicked, no summoning demon spawns from the seventh circle of hell.

HUMAN requests. Thanks.

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A nun/cop, please

Requesting that girl matrix dodging spam requests

I filled your other request. who was the girl in pigtails in B?

Draw me a human dick that's flaccid lol make it plump

this was my best attempt. who's in b?

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Kek

Can I request something here? I assume, there are a lot of artists.

You are most welcome.

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>learn to draw
I've been trying and drawing for a LONG TIME, dear sir

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in most cases, you're encouraged to try and join in and draw for yourself. but yeah, sometimes requests are done.

Delivery

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I can't draw, but I would love if someone would draw my fursona.

how exactly?
>

god my eye hurt i gotta take a 3 our nap need to recharge!!

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Can you draw Starfan from Star vs the forces of evil showing her nipples

What does the beef mean Haha

Thank you very much

Yeah, after the next request.

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well it's better than avvi

well, by serving you... for a while.
but since you're not going to see this, im free from this burden haeh
:(

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No prob

Requesting Gogo and Honey Lemon sucking Hiro's dick like in the reference

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Humanoid ya Goddamn horsefucker.

thanks user, that really does help. sorry for the late reply

>He doesn't want to fuck horse pussy

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Requesting Hiro shitting in Honey and Gogo mouth instead

I hope you get shit on when you try to fuck some poor farmers horse.

My dream

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I'll take the girls pissing on Hiro too

nope

who?

Delivery

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Thanks, Peruda.

Requesting Rose (from This One Summer) dual-wielding some pillows like the reference. She can keep her hoodie and pants.

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Can anyone draw me something uplifting? I'm drunk and listening to sad music and I want to cheer up. I'll take anything as long as it's happy.

Could you please draw girl Fry and Coilette getting gangbanged like in pic related?

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Requesting this drunken user's dick getting sucked by a big titty goth.

No prob

Drunk user here, I second this notion

Hey fags. mr. loosebutthole here. I'm at work atm but I get off in about 40 minutes with around an hour commute home. Anyone wanting some art from me then?

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no

if I may sir?

aftersex anal with Stacey please

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Yes, please!

Cute Faun girls dancing naked

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can any of you request something that doesn't make me wish i had blown the brains out of my head last February when I had the chance

Draw my request my good sir

They're just desperate retards with no money or trolls.

THIS

Requesting art of my boi Kaiser Willy

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Salutations, any simple drawing requests? Anything interesting at all?

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I can actually do that right now since it isnt NSFW. Hold on

Make it wholesome if you can, dealing with a breakup and I want memories of better days
Or do whatever, I'm an user, not a cop

God fucking damnit I told u the rules.

I share the same feelings.

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your savior cometh

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I require blush cuddling okim

Our Savior!

I just want Natsuki wearing a horned Viking helmet and wielding a battle axe.

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this saviuor better spread his legs

Delivery

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Everybody in here.

I require thou shutting the fuck uppeth
ME!!
Hmmm

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Be vored by a toad

You never answered my question on how you got your name
lol no

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sorry, the picture is rushed because I need to leave work in a few minutes. you can email me at [email protected]

I hope things get better for you, user

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Not OR. But nice work.

Oh SHIT

a RAT

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Dude, fuck. That actually made me tearful. Thank you.

Hey bones whats up?

are you serious? fuck you buddy, and fuck your gross fucking request

Yo yo yo! It be bones! How you been?

Then be forgotten

The deed is done. I expect you in church on sunday
I can swallow an entire baguette without gagging
You got corn in your eyes, son?

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It came from the heart. I've just gotten out of an extremely abusive relationship. Tried to kill myself twice. Was going to throw my life away for them. Things get better. You will get better. I promise. Just hang in there, you wont regret it.

draw "so no head?"

Alright, everything looks in order.

Here the sauce, cyka:

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Thats a MOFUKKN RAT

aaaaawww SHIT

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Thanks

Dick the rat

Very Nice man!

See

Your eyes deceive you. I am a fops in every sense

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k
Now my question is why'd swallow an entire baguette, though the explanation for the name makes sense

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>The deed is done. I expect you in church on sunday
i shall be there

All i see is a fluffy floppin lumper

Based as fuck. Thanks.

Hey Bones may i have a hug?

What? Theyre just a funny little animal. i dont think it even knows what that is. shameful.

Imma beat that ass!! ima beat that ass!!

you got cash?

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Would you like know more about her?

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Yeah here you go

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Thanks, yo!

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Dick the rat.

Your hair is so soft

It's. a funny little creature. i dont even have the parts for that. you wretch. you absolute stench.

its dust!

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Aye draw your penis

Have the rat dick you.

Requesting this loli wearing only the top of these pajamas, lying on her bed and masturbating in a soft way without any kind of rush, using only her fingers. Please drawn on-model and she doing a cute and shy lewd facial expressions.

If you don't like this idea, then just draw her sleeping tight.
Thanks for considering it!

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Requesting Gremblo as a mass shooter

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I DONT

IM

CANT YOU TELL BY MY FEMININE EYELASHES THAT I DO NOT HAVE A COCK AND BALL?

he doesnt know what it is!!! he CANT HES A FUNNY LITTLE MAN!!!

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I don't know what face bones is making, but I relate to it way too much

He already is

fuckin slay queen, go off

Funny little man... With a dick

I need more art of it

EVERyone has penids.

WHERE ARE THE BOOBS?!

I WANT NO PART IN THIS

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ive had enough of you clowns. im going to lose my temper if you dont GET

see? He doesnt even KNOW what it is

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Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes

Why the fuck does b sound like fucking tumblr right now? What happened? I thought this was my safe moral free zone. Faggots

This dude could smell his prey from a mile away

All right, joke's run its course. I'll stop.

I mean it queen...SLAY

What are you? some kind of transniggerphobe? shame on you

bro...theyre there theyre just...bro...cmon...

the nose can be used in melee combat

Its too late. ive had enough. im gonna go ape shitt

im fucking your wife

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go ape shitt on my fat fucking cock if you wouldnt mind

*honks boob*

k-kawaii

Hello

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what joke
Why would you trust my eyes

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Hi

I'm FUCKING YO.... LMAO you got me choking on air with the fucking line

Oh okay then.

shut up moku lookin ass

Why hello there, hope you don't mind while I check out your ass

could I request this sergal being dick lovingly by a human in the missionary position

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May I pet your face?

I see what's going on down there, and I approve

Yo

absolutely

ima beat that ass

What is that.

you fucking user ripoff

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Attempt

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>you fucking user ripoff

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

I thought you were female, go figure I guess

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I don't like the idea, nor ANY idea you've ever had. I draw you nothing & you will like it.

Pooj, you got that drawing you made of Shadow and EHG?

P-p-put your mouth on it

thanks

Based
Thank you~

Your worst nightmare.
I'm female where it counts.

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Your eyes are small and beady, they seem honest. Either that or they're slightly racist

Do yoy have a discord?

"Female where is counts" in the back pussy, a.k.a the dark path, a.k.a the wrong hole, a.k.a the Assylum, a.k.a the prison wallet

so wait bones is a girl?

-mr loosebutthole

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in ur mind

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He's a twink

slorp

na

PUT IT BACK.

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yo wasup

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I do
Not really sure what dick lovingly by a human? did you mean being dicked?

the sun

You're confusing me, are you male or female? Stop using your vulpine tricks!
No problem glad you liked it

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Requesting Claire calling you a crossdressing freak

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wassup pup

Why not both

>na
Aw, come on Pooj, can’t you dig a little deeper for mommy~?

Also, why you bring filthy, I thought you were pure boi/gurl;-;

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the answer is yes.

HELLO??

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Glad to see you went along with it, how does it taste?

why give all of the attention to the trap? who wants some REAL cock from the sexy body of my rock hard throbbing 3 incher

-mr. loosebutthole

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ew
planning the sun's death

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That just confuses me more!

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Bitch! I'm a goddamn aeon old terrakinetic golem or something, i can be whatever the FUCK i want

you know how much effort it takes to make a dick? not very much! but im fucking LAZY

sorrow

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Not me. I'm still holding out for Eggs to inject me with her eggs so I can carry her parasitic brood to term within my fleshy insides.

I bet bones has some knockers on her, do a striptease while wearing that big ass shirt

While you're kicking the sun in the dick, would you mind pushing Mercury into Venus for me.
I could use the lulz.

If it tastes like sorrow now you just wait, in about a minute it'll taste like salty sorrow

that's fucking weird

Ok ill rephrase: just getting fucked by a human missionary style similar to pic related
the setting: lake

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Yo Blunch lemme pet your face

>tfw bones doesn't have a boner.

How so?

Yet it's a scientifically sound idea

Uhhh three inches do sound tempting

come on... how can you resist these man tits?

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SHADOW BONEITIS?!

>Butthole
Friend.... you poop from there.
Come on.

wow same
just got out of school and now the sun is making wish die upon it

h..haha

Heh...sorry punk...takes more than this....

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>More
like... tickling?

Plus those love handles really give you good traction

(me)
so yes getting dicked

oh and another reference for ya for both character and setting in picrelated

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How much effort to find that EHG drawing tho? Just give it to me, I want it bad...

Aaw... cute... you boob-pandering fuck

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you know you want it

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Haha.

Listen PUSSY.

I dont got it on my computer. I can just redraw it if you want.

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sure thing. but the shockwaves might shake you up a bit, woops

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No need to be shy bones, those are some rocking wrapped titties. They remind me off a present waiting to be opened. Look at you, you've got me all nostalgic and shit

...

Neat. Now go add some more gas to jupiter.

Hello, Mr Loosebuthole. We apologise for having to bait you in, but it's time for your prostate exam. Have to make sure things are in working condition

terrifying but well done

you shall get drawings of dongs and meat loaf instead and enjoy it

I can hear the ocean.

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>just redraw it
I mean... fuck yeah?

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Oh, sorry. That was my hypnosis tape....
>user turns off the 90s era boombox.