My gf won't let fuck her in the ass, she says it's disgusting and I'm gross for even wanting it

just rub it between her cheeks and cum on her back

>It’s is.
Gross

You sound gay

See if shell like if you eat her ass, couple go up from there

I've got bad news for you, bro.
She's right.
It's gross and disgusting. Plus, it doesn't just make sense.
Eww.

And getting a BJ is far more pleasing than pussy, yet you don't turn down pussy do you?

Porn isn't reality

>wanting to stick your penis in this is gay
Yeah, um no.

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You boring pathetic fucks sound like pussies

>getting a BJ is far more pleasing than pussy
Does not compute

you should only drop her if you are not allowed to eat that ass

Head can feel better than pussy If a girl actually knows what to do with her mouth/tongue etc.

I'm not into eating ass...now THAT'S gross.
I want my dick in it, not my tongue

alternation is key

This.

>it's disgusting and I'm gross
Bitch just shamed you for exploring and curiosity. Cut all ties immediately.

user, just get her dunk and super horny and then fuck her asshole, it's not that hard. Since she is horny she is going to want you to fuck her, and you tell her that your dick is only going to go on her ass. And since she is drunk she is not going to think clear. The next day you can blame the alcohol and say you where hammered too. enjoy

stupid bitch tell her to wash her ass what a retard

Anal is for when you want to drop some loads in her but you would throw her down a flight of stairs and take the assault charge instead of being attached to her for 18 years

Find another girl who will let you fuck her in the ass but hold onto your girl. Bitches love dudes who are in relationships, they can pick up on your confidence. It's like a job. It's easier to get one when you have one

Anal sucks dude, I never understood the hype

kink shaming is not ok, abandon thot

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BJ is definitely gross, because you can't kiss her after that. Or you just like to kiss your own penis just like the most rekt of the gay faggots out there

>just rape her when she's drunk
>even though she knows for a fact she doesn't like anal she'll think it's her fault
>you totally wont go to jail

Works for me, once I bust my nut kissing is the last thing on my mind tbh.
Kissing is foreplay

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>b-but most p-porn vids feature some a-anal !

My gf just cannot take it up the ass. Hurts too much. Thats reason enough. Maybe ur gf knows it wouls destroy her and wants to keep her lil butthole nice n tight. You just want it bc she doesnt want to give it to you. Which is fucked up.

Yes pussy feels better, but I have to admit, i love pulling out right before i nut and shoving it in her ass to drop my load.
nothing hotter

Then if she accidentally kisses you, you're gay.

eww? Do your parents know you are on here?

Of course you should drop her, if ass fucking is your thing get yourself a boyfriend you fucking faggot

Just like any other sex thing, it isn't for everyone.

I've fucked three girls in the ass. One loved it, one hated it and freaked out and my current gf just likes it from time to time.

and going from just a feel perspective, a spirited BJ wins out over anal unless she's really comfortable with it.

>being brainwashed by (((porn directors))) into wanting anal
Go bang a dude instead homo

No, I've always wanted to fuck a girls ass.
Why wouldn't I, they're always showing them off

Girls have asses too retard.
Not attracted to guys

Did I say girls don't have an ass?
And you say I'm a retard
You see there are men who prefer other men to girls, when they engage in sexual activity it usually ends up in a good bumming session. That's why if you're into putting your cock in an ass you won't get refused by these men who prefer men to girls. Which by your post I get the feeling you want to put your cock in an ass. Was that easy enough to understand fucking gaylord are you 12?

Lel faggot. You're favorite position is probably missionary

nvm, you're a fucking pussy.

Eating ass is awesome and every girl loves it. Buy them baby wipes and go to town.

>Not attracted to guys
>still bringing up guys
Yeah you're definitely a retard

Quit watching porn, girls only do anything ass related because the guy wants to do it.

Didn't realize my life was porn.

yeah, if you're considering dropping her that means sexual exploration is important to you. I went through something similar. Really cute girl and I dragged it out for a while but it just resulted in resentment and it took me a year to break up with her. I got a new girl, just as cute, if not cuter, who loves it up the pooper. Breakt it off. Do it now.

if you think that assfucking is "sex" and not "feeble attempts at dominance," then yes, your life is porn.

I've had two girls enjoy it enough to initiate it, so maybe you're just a virgin that doesn't realize women like freaky shit too.

>Attempt at dominance
It's the ultimate exercise in trust, the most intimate of fucking. Every coin has two sides, my dear pseudo-intellectual.

Anal is stupid.
Asses aren’t meant to fuck.
If you can’t stretch a pussy, end your life immediately

anal does not feel good for girls because they don't have a prostate, and a lot of the girls in porn that do anal use poppers or have a very stretched out asshole to the point there is no pain. the worst part is entering and the initial stretching open, it can cause tears and bleed if you aren't gentle enough.
i think probably less than 10% of women actually enjoy anal, the other ones just do it and pretend to love it because they like pleasing their man.

honestly if you think ALL women are doing anal these days you are pretty delusional

So what's the 1st thing you think of when you see a girl with a nice ass?
It makes more sense to want to fuck her ass, not her pussy

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No.
It makes more sense to picture her bent over, with her pussy sticking out.
How many women have you ass fucked?
You’re brainwashed by porn

1. you arent missing much, puss is far superior.

2.You are wrong, just saying. The average couple isnt having ass sex all the time.

Disagree. Pussy is better than any but the most top tier enthusastic bjs.

Ir GF? GTFO
Sauce
@bardxra Instagram.

Mine never wanted it. Then she let me do it when she was drunk and I repeated how much I loved her during it and asked her if she wanted to feel how much I loved her and when she said yes I unloaded in her HARD.
We do it like once a week now and she asks for it.
Associate it with love and she'll want more

When I think of ass, I don't think of pussy

>It’s is
Your opinion doesn’t matter anymore

If youre not fucking your girl in the ass, someone else is

Tell your girl to get with the times. It's 2019. Ass fucking is mainstream now. Your girl still living like she's in the 20s. I had anal sex with my girl before we even had vaginal sex, cause we were young and afraid to get pregnant.

You know the mouth feels better, right? Can't get pregnant through the stomach.

My girl is the same, except I got her to associate licking my asshole with love. And now she loves rimming me because she wants to hear how much I love her while she's doing it. Bitches be cute.

this guy knows

Why not both? A varied sex life is a good sex life. If you only stick to one thing you'll get bored eventually.

Contrary to popular belief, some girls don't like getting fucked in holes they shit out of feces from.
It's purely exit only for some

>Fuck girl normally
>When you cum tell her "I have something to tell you.."
>Tell her you really wanted to do someone anal so you fucked a gay guy up the ass
>And now I have aids..
>she'll scream
>she'll rage
>she'll scream "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
>answer "because.. you didnt want it.."
>She'll cry "I wish I had just let you..."
>Honey.. I lied, I don't have aids.. and neither do you.
>She'll cry tears of joy
>whisper in her ear
>"I do have a gay guy awaiting a message if i wanna come by tonight or not.."
>She will present her ass to you and tell you anal is okay but only with her.

Some guys too. It's not just girls. All animals have a preference.

Try that and tell us how it goes.

You're not missing much honestly. Next time you masterbate just your thumb and forefinger. That's it. When you get inside of the asshole it opens up a lot wider than you think. Sure the asshole is tight but it loosens up after a few minutes and then you really lose 80% of the sensation.

This.
I don't understand why a guy would even be into asses if they didn't want to fuck them at one point.

I want to fuck her reverse cowgirl when I see a nice ass. Nothing better than a big ass bouncing on your with a tight pussy to match.

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Yes.

10/virgin

It's more mental than anything, but even that fades after you do it a couple of times.
I was ecstatic the 1st time, the visual of looking down and seeing my dick sliding out of my gfs shithole was hot and dirty af.
Eventually the novelty wears off though, and youd rather have pussy. It just feels better + you don't have to deal the annoying stuff like prep and re-lubing

yeah as if she wouldnt will beat your ass and leave you immediately never looking back lol

exactly. pussy grips your whole dick head to base but an asshole just grips the half inch section thats touching your dick. It's really nothing special. My first time was also a fucking nightmare. I came in her ass and she farted all my cum back onto my stomach the second I pulled out and then a little nugget of shit about the size of a jolly rancher landed on my bed. Too much mess and fuss when you can just cum in her pussy and watch her waddle to the bathroom.

I've had anal sex like 1000 times with my wife and not once has there ever been an accident like that. Your girl has some bowel issues maybe.

Anal sex is not "gay" but I agree that it does have some gross elements to it. If she won't let you do anal and isn't in to non monogamy then I'd drop her and find someone who is more compatible with you in the long run.

Yeah, I've never had any accidents besides a few brown streaks on my dick, but even then I didn't care. It's what you expect if you want to fuck a girls ass.
The cleanup kind of kills the mood though. In pussy you can just cum, then roll over and fall asleep or just bask in the climax etc. After anal, you feel like you need to hit the sink/shower right after. Especially to get the smell off you.

I can fuck my wife in the ass while she sleeps and won't even wake up.

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So, you're implying that any sex outside of missionary for the sole purpose of procreation is stupid?

Boys, I wish I had your problems. My wife of 11 years and mother of 2 doesnt even blow me because she thinks its gross...

Muscles naturally relax when someone is asleep.
It's actually pretty easy to fuck an ass if someone is asleep because their outer sphincter just opens right up.
As far as them waking up, that depends on the person. Id personally really only try if they were wasted or something

I fucking can’t stop laughing, Jesus Christ that’s hilarious

>only because the guy wants it
My ex practically begged for it. She was too self-conscious to ever simply say she wanted it, but she would constantly drop hints and was completely into it when it happened.
Most of the women I've had relationships with have been down for at least some form of ass-play. Not all of them can take the penetration though.

why the fuck did you even marry her then? if I was in your shoes, I'd at least have an escort on call once or twice a month to fulfill all my fetishes

Oof bro, it's time to find a younger slut on fetlife.

face down ass up jam it in

should've eaten it, that's the purest form of showing you love her

Get her drunk and toss her salad and she’ll be begging to get buttfucked!

Anal overrated. Fucking pussy is 10 times better.
>Self lubricating
> No need to ease in
> She's enjoying herself and moaning with pleasure which in turn stimulates you

Mine said the same. Give her time and orgasms and things will change organically.

Do it drunk, and she'll start letting you do it. Pic related.

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She's called "Bardxra" on IG if anyone wonders(pic).

Fuck her in the ass at night
Once she gets a taste of it she'll want more

Bend her over, spit on her ass and just work a wet thumb in here while you fuck her. She’ll go nuts.

No you degenerate

>just do w/e you want to her
>she'll like it
t. virgins

If she says hey stop that obviously you do, if she’s stays quiet and is being receptive that thumb is going in. Been my move with a lot of girls.

it's hit or miss

some cis girls love it others think it's degenerate

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Damn. That girl came from fucking her ass. What a whore

oops it slipped ftw

harder said than done.
even if you have the line up perfectly, you're not just going to get your dick to effortlessly "slip" in her her unlubed ass.
You'll probably going to end up bending your dick

Eat her ass first. If I'm eating my wife's ass and then we fuck, sometimes my dick just slips in her ass by mistake. I can't tell the difference but she can.

No your girl has standards. Anal is how certain cancers and aids spread.

Drunk sex isn't rape. People don't turn retarded just because their drunk.

Do you know what this website is? You should be grateful you're even getting pussy

She doesn't like that, no tongue, fingers, dick etc.
Unless she's shitting, I doubt she wants anything to do with her asshole.

almost everyone are taking drugs, does that mean you have to do it yourself?

Checked.
Super checked trips of truth.

This kid thinks gay guys just take every dick that asks? What a roody-poo...

Yes they do. Ever heard of drunk driving? You must be new to this world if you think people being drunk doesn't remove their inhibitions. Literally getting people drunk is a spy technique to get people to talk. That's how effective it is.

For not wanting anal no, for being a judgemental twat yes

>People don't turn retarded just because their drunk
Depends on the level of drunk.
A sloshed girl told me no and tried to push me away a bunch of times as she was nodding off, but eventually gave up and just let me fuck her. Didn't even remember in the morning

I'm sorry OP. She seems very vanilla. Is she fun in other ways or she just let's you do missionary?

Not even. Dude is just a delusional virgin.

OP it's up to you how important she is to you and how important it is to be with someone that is willing to try new things sexually.

Doesn't make them retarded. Drunk people don't magically do things they would never do otherwise. They do things they want to do otherwise but are too scared to do without liquid courage.

She's fine otherwise, decent at sucking dick, and positions aren't a problem she doesn't like ass play. it's strictly exit only for her.
I've already just made up my mind, and I'm going to drop her. Just thinking of a way to do it where I don't seem like a dick. Going to be a senior next year, so I might as well while I can still live the uni life and be around a ton of girls effortlessly.

They would be more willing to try things when they're drunk and not really thinking properly. That's why people drive drunk. Because they're too stupid to think of the dangers like when they're sober.

Just tell her you're leaving her because she won't let you fuck her ass. I'm sure she won't think you're gay or anything.

Yes, drop her. If this is enough to make you consider dumping her, you shouldn't be with her in the first place. Not hating or anything. Just my honest opinion. You will end up making each other miserable.

Good plan. But you gotta get in that backdoor beforehand. Get some alcohol in her and start playing with her booty hole. It'll work.

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Maybe she would be more receptive if you rim her first?

How clearly do you have to be thinking to say "no don't fuck my ass"?

This right here. If your gf doesn't like you enough to let you pound her pooper she most definitely is just saving it for somebody else.

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Not passed out. But if you're not thinking clearly you might say you want to try it, but you're too fucked to even think clearly.

You've never been so drunk you couldn't think clearly, but did stuff anyways, and then forgot everything the next day? It can happen.

Get yourself some sissy/trap/cd side bitch and then you'll be satisfied with her and yourself

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Not gay if it's a woman

just wait for them to pass out. duh
if they wake up just say they said you could the'll be too drunk to remember actually, if they don't wake up then you basically just got some free ass

Oh sure, I'll just go pick one from the sissy tree outside.

Give her the D followed by the Big Cums, O.P., for fucks sake.
The second time (if it is her first trip down the Hershey Highway) will feel great to her.

Your wife doesn't love you

nothing is more immersion breaking than fucking someones ass, and then having a dudes swinging sweaty hanging sack constantly hitting the inside of your thighs. fucking gross.
guys don't have soft meaty butts like girls either.

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Chill out man,if she looks good and she have a good personality so fuck her pussy instead

>implying women can fight
Fag

This, my ex blew a friend and then lied about it after she'd been drinking.

Bitches and hoes.

That's not true. Lots of guys have soft meaty butts. Maybe you just haven't fucked the right guys? My ass is soft and meaty.

>women know what they want and should be listened to

roastie detected

fucking from behind they're like an inch apart

thot detected

It'll never be as shapely or meaty as a girls though, & I highly doubt you can fill out a pair of jeans the same way they can.
Estrogen gives them better fat distribution and a curvier shape. Your testosterone just fucks it up

>femtwat logic

tits or gtfo

alcohol is like a crazy truth serum. people show their true colors when they've been drinking. similar to someone putting a gun to your head.

alcohol also makes you reckless. it's actually enjoyable to drive like a crazy person(could just be suicidal tendencies manifesting)

when me and my friends drank as teenagers we would go car shopping( walk up and down alleyways and see if anyone left their car open.

kinda showed how wayward we were to risk a shotgun wound to the chest from some redneck over some spare change lol.

shopped, taint is too smooth

You don't need a girlfriend.you are a faggot.woman have a beautiful self-lubracating opening for the cock insertion.no shit smell or possibly of a shit storm.get a boyfriend shit dick complete your process faggetti.

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Who pulls their dick completely out when fucking....? Are you small?
And Even if you did get it in, she's going to tense up and get you the fuck off and you just ruined your chances of her ever letting you now. Getting your dick in as ass for a few seconds isn't even worth it if you can't fuck it until completion.

Say if it's really really matters to you. If the answer is yes then dump her. This unfulfilled desire will boggle you more and more every day until you get burned out and find her less and less attractive as a sec partner. You start looking at other girls more and more porn with your sex life going to drain. Then the spark goes away you find yourself 30yo with incurable fixation on anal sex. Act now or temper your fantasies.

what's wrong with wanting both?

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> almost everyone does it

It's more overrated than In N Out Burger. I tried it twice with two different women, just to make sure it wasn't just bad with one... my thoughts were basically "This is it?, meh" threw away the ruined condom and went back to the pussy.

>condom
yeah bud...
that's your problem

Anal is over rated.

wat would you say to a guy i he claimed pussy was overrated

Yeah and have some crazy bitch trying to expose me?

There was no prep work, don't need to be getting shit all over my dick and giving them a UTI unless I spend time mid sex scrubbing things down.

If she really doesn't want to do anal then respect her decision. But maybe the next time you guys have sex, when you eat her out, maybe just do a quick lick around her asshole after eating her and then continue eating her out. Or if she rides you, slowly rub her asshole with a finger or something. Don't be an ass and force her into it, try to warm her up first, let her dip her toes in the water first.

I mean asses aren't full of shit 24/7...
If her bowels aren't full where she feels the need to take a shit at them moment then you're good. Yeah it might not be 100% fclean and you might get some brown on your dick but who cares...you're ass fucking.
Just piss right after your done and you wont have to worry about UTIs, clean up any streaks and you're fine

Depends, if he has only been with one girl and she's a "Log", I'd find it pretty overrated too.

If it's just after his first time, I'd think he expected too much.

If he's been with lots of girls and fucked in lots of different positions, I'd tell him that might be a sign that he'd find dicks to be delicious.

Lol, it's not like you need to be stabbing logs to get shit on you... It doesn't matter anyway, I don't find it at all appealing, and never had a woman be disappointed by the prospect of not having anal sex...

In the unlikely event it was something they wanted, I'd oblige, but I'm not seeking it out.

Maybe fuck girls that don't subsist on chicken nuggets.

>cunt is going to tense up

Just. Do. It.

Stick it in her ass. Fucking fat bitch.

FPBP

you should drop her.....asshole on your hard cock! she'll get over it and luv you for it

Anal is for fags

Fuck her pussy, pussy is great