Mandatory /coffeebreak/ for all Yea Forumstards

>mandatory /coffeebreak/ for all Yea Forumstards

*sips coffee*
So, what's on your mind, user?

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Just wondering how long before you kys

Hi fren
I’m tired from work. Also I am trying /nofap/ so I can have marathonic sex with my gf but Yea Forums is full of porn so I need nerves of steel. How are you user?

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I cannot wait until I start grinding rankeds.

*sips coffee*

I’m tired user. I can’t tell if I hate being alive or if I like it. Maybe it’s just both. But I know for a fact that at times I hate myself.

The cards that have been dealt to me are hard to play. Sometimes thinking about folding relaxes me. I wish my brain was just wired differently.

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You're going to have to wait for a long time, I think. I just graduated school and I have my life planned out (Millionaire plan)

I wish I had a gf, but I'm happy for you. I know it's all about just getting out there and trying, but I have a hard time finding reasons to. Especially considering I've become a social recluse. At least I have my cat

>grinding rankeds
>not grinding for those stacks
you are off the goop my man

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kratom cheers user!
today is my birthday and i'm trying to figure out what to do tonight if anything.

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Happy Birthday user. On this day you entered earth. Now you’re here suffering with the rest of us.

Thanks user. You will find the right one, don’t stop trying.
Cats are also cool, just enjoy the time with a lot.

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I have no possibilities to farm stacks bruh, fps vidya.
About finding gf - I think you know that, but having a gf isn't something that someone should pursue heavily and bother about it, had 2 gfs for couple of years, now I am alone and feeling great

What's on my mind is that I've been cutting back on coffee.

>tired
>wired differently
I can relate x100, punished user. I also often feel excluded and embittered, but what I do to help is to make preparations for the future, so I know future me won't be as bad off, investing for future profit and improving personal skills for example.

Happy!!! Birthday!!! My birthday gift to you is my favourite saved pic

Thank you user, I will consider it when I get the no gf blues. Also if you're good at gaming, consider streaming. I tried for a while, but I'm not good at all so that's been put on hold, you probably have the potential though

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Take lions mane regularly. Integrate your shadow. Read Markus Aurelius or something of the like.
Neurogenesis is cool. Psychedelics are also cool. Do LSD and chill for 6 months, then reflect.

You're a faggot.

Yeah bad amatuer porn. What are you like 12? Who jerks off to pictures? Summer fag detected

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Solid advice. Not a faggot.

i normally enjoy solitude, now it became painfull lonliness

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I have considered psychedelics loads of times, but getting some are a hassle, especially considering the only guy I know is paranoid that people only pretend to be his friends because his access to drugs.

I know what you mean, but it keeps swinging between the two for me. Again I can only recommend you get into investing. Now I can sit in contentment knowing I make money from just sitting on my flat ass :^)))

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Is nofap still a thing? Does it really help or was it just a myth?

Myth.

I stayed up all last night doing coke, somehow I've managed to get through the work day but I'm going for dinner with my gf later and I'm wondering how I'm going to stay awake at the table...

Well not surprised, thanks anyways user

Do more coke

But then I won't eat

I’ve read Marcus Aurelius’ work before and it’s pretty inspiring. He was the ideal man imo. About to order some Lions Mane. Any recommendations?

Then say you´ve not been feeling well today, maybe they´ll take it

I’m all about that life. Self actualization and improving upon imperfections. It’s part of the reason I’m so tired. It just sucks, where people are good naturally, I must work hard to accomplish.

I struggle with bad ADHD so my short term memory is abysmal. It’s also a learning disability so, while I like to learn, it’s fucking impossible. I can barely remember where I live lol.

*sips coffee*

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*BIG ZIP*
Are hookers really cheating? I just pay them to massage me then jerk me off onto their face, or sometimes a footjob.
No penetration

It’s noon and I’m too lazy to get out of bed to get coffee.

Help.

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*sips coffee*
i should be studying, i have a test sunday and in 2 weeks, but i'm so burned off
how are you guys?

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Well it works if you are dating a chick for sure, you just lay down your sexual repression on her.
If you are trying it while single I have no idea what could happen to you.

Reading The French Lieutenants Woman

Dude just do it with your gf/wife?
Why would you even need to cheat, both of you can enjoy a massage and even more with a happy ending

Friendly reminder that coffee is literally being made by poojeets with their stinky hands dipped in shit

How does it work? I mean don´t you have more lust and so you finish faster?

Who supplies you? How did you come to know him? Genuinely interested in what social circles that happens

Redpill me on lion's mane, someone. Google searching it was kinda lackluster

The good thing about learning to play an instrument (Guitar here) is that what you learn is stored in some subconscious, more primal part of your brain that I don't think is affected by stuff like ADHD. I myself don't have any mental conditions like that, but I'd like to believe it really adds to your self actualization experience somehow

Recommendations for reading?
I've been into Space Opera's lately and the Night's Dawn trilogy by Peter F Hamilton is pretty great. If you're looking for literature though then uhhhh
Heart of Darkness
Or if you like OG sci-fi try Aasimov.

TAKE LIONS MANE

Take a gander at Paul Stamets. He has a mushroom hat.

I just graduated with no plan of ever going for a higher education, and I made it through without doing any work from home. There's light at the end of the tunnel, friendo

*BIG, HEARTY SIP*

it seems so far dude

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You're yukky, all the currynigger shit going into your bloodstream now, ewww

I meant more recommendations for lions mane brands because I hear a lot of it is fake.

But the books are much appreciated as well.

I work in finance so it's everywhere. I've got their numbers from colleagues.

Just look for active ingredient information, unless you're Aussie you wont get what I'm using for cheaper than something just as good wherever else

I think learning an instrument becomes mostly muscle memory which is how I best learn things. Doing it through repetition to the point where it’s engraved into my mind.

That’s literally how I have to remember things too. Like, I need flash cards and need to constantly repeat things in my mind. Eventually I’ll be so used to the repetition that I’ll remember it.

It’s fucking retarded and I’m envious of people who can just read/hear something and instantly remember it.

*angry sip*

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I don’t mind spending the money for a better product. Just want to make sure I’m getting the real shit. Because I was looking into it and it’s good for memory and cognition. Which I need to reverse my retardation and give me a couple more IQ points.

Are lizard alien races of intelligent beings a real thing? And if so did they contribute to our gene pool in any way

I'm at work bored as fuck, what are you up to Yea Forumsro?

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Honestly, out of all the conspiracy theories. That one is the most ridiculous. I’ll even take flat earth over that.

I suppose anything is possible and it could be the case. But at least to my knowledge, we will never have a way to prove such a thing. So it just becomes mental masturbation believing in it.

We’re mammals who don’t share anything in common with reptiles. Doesn’t make any sense to me.

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>It’s fucking retarded and I’m envious of people who can just read/hear something and instantly remember it.
That itself is a skill that comes from practice. What you do, repetition and holding yourself accountable, is what makes talent.

You have more lust so you fuck her harder
If you finish too early that's a separate problem
The key isn't so much "stop jacking off" but moreso "stop jacking off to porn"
Your brain gets desensitized to true intimacy and becomes wired to crave more and more degenerate acts (see the flood of cuck/BBC shit flooding the board)
Jerk it to pics and vids of your girl, or even better just to your imagination of her

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Wife is terrible at massage and sex, specially anything involving her making me cum without her pussy. Hates cum. Hates her feet, never takes care of them and are always smelly.
Honestly I feel like I was conned into marrying a conservative woman that just wanted kids. It's like she gave up on being attractive the moment she got pregnant.

Oh okay I get it now thanks dude

Oh shit that´s hard user. Have you tried to talk to her? Maybe you can get to a middle point where both of you are confortable on your sexy time

Enjoying the time between having finished school and having started working for real. Enjoying meaning hiding in my room, playing vidya and masturbating.

I don't want to be "that guy", but extraterrestrial meddling in human affairs aren't that much of a stretch if you're into the whole conspiracy scene. On a more general note, aircraft pilots of all kinds have to sign a paper stating they're not allowed to talk about anything they see in the air, and they're in for law suits and career-wrecking processes if they dare to disclose even the mention of the contract.

When people say they can't jerk off without porn I'm genuinely shocked. I've just used my imagination my entire life, and I'm an avid jack-off'er

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*Sip* watch JB Peterson bro. Lot of People talk trash about him but he really helped me and improved my life.

>Dreamgasm Gnome Thread
Last night I had summoned a gnome that helped complete my orgasm.
>hard af
>just started falling asleep
>feel something gripping the base of my shlong
>I use my fingers to feel
>its two small leathery hands
>starts sucking my finger
I wanted to freak out but it felt so good I let it continue. Afterwards it left as mysteriously as it appeared. Should I continue summoning this entity? Please don't ban me, this actually happened to me last night and I am trying to come to terms with it.

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