Finally gave in and ordered a dildo. Any advice?

Finally gave in and ordered a dildo. Any advice?
Also yes I got lube.

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cool it doesnt feel good unless its hitting your back wall you just sort of feel it in you

Send pic when it is inside you

How do you hit the back wall?

Make sure you record video and put it on pornhub

Do an enema before doing analplay

Also don't jerk for 2 days to really enjoy it

this
the key is hitting your prostate, but carefully. like clit for women, cant just jam at it from the start, gotta build it up. then its amazing.

first time entry, don't force it in, make sure to focus on relaxing the opening

I love shaving, the area (balls, dick, ass, asshole) beforehand. The smoothness of the skin lets toys slide in much easier

if you're into that sort of thing chastity does a lot both mentally and physically

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For me it's wearing thongs and exposing myself online to middleaged men

Goddamnit...now I feel temped to do it to myself...should I do it?

whos cock is this

You should, on chaturbate, give us the link when you start.

Lol

true, I can cum hands free when it the p-spot

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faggoty is wrong and bad for you
>you will shit in a bag for the rest of your life see this his ass was destroyed
pus and shit and blood for life
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..uhh. ya..anyway

>there is no other way

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are u mental

no
>faggots are

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My current collection. Saving up for something from BD

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>say goodbye to your Muscular ring

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do you have nothing better to do with your day, dude

>hay better be safe than sorry
and girls are much better

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no they're not. girls are absolutely awful people, the entire gender.

they objectively aren't

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Where is poo-poo?

yes they are
try it ..IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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(You)
it's in the bag (You)

women are whores with the mindset of teenagers. they will never love a man, only his looks/money.

Anal Crypt was my band in high school

neck yourself

>Incel detected

Smoke weed before.

>cuckold detected

same with whore fags + they are ugly
it all fun until the get the Beer gut

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Poppers can make it better.

>Triggered

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Poop and have an enema BEFORE any anal, ever. Look up how long to anal douche before it is ok to shove stuff up there. The huge trick there is that when you are loosening up your hole while douching&pooping is to flush the toilet as you go. This is to see how much poop is coming out each time. For me, about 2-3 times is good to fully clean me out but you might need to try a few more times. The end result is to have just spray water at the end of it all. This is to have clean anal walls so that when lube gets in there it would allow objects to glide in. You want a smooth glide in&out.

It should be cleaned out WAY before any anal play what so ever.

imagine being this insecure in your own sexuality

OH! Also, just inch that dildo in, the first time, don't just shove it in right away... I don't know the actual word but IT HURTS if you shove anything in one thrust in any anal session. Then play a little, take a 20-30 minute break. This is to inflame your prostate so that when you go crazy with the dildo... it will rock your socks, plus your opening and hole will WANT that dildo in there.

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see not only faggoty is degenerate but you have to work hard for it ewwwwwww
getting a girl and fuck her in the puusy is much easier
kek my sexuality is just fine girls FTW
>better be safe than sorry

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i just don't like to see this shit on Yea Forums
this way i left to 8 cha n years ago

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>ew anal sex is yucky
are you a fucking 4th grader?

then why the shit are you here complaining about muh fags

Prob should just stay there then nigger

>it's dangerous for both men/women
faggot it's too slow for me but they have good content

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>Originally published by The Sun
Lol okay

Where can I cam for hot strange men @?

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...

Get it in there faggot

Actually, the reason she has an Ileostomy bag is because of complications with sex reassignment surgery. So basically you're wrong and and a huge faggot.

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