YLYL - HARD MODE
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YLYL - HARD MODE
haha epic meme xD
Instagram shit
fucking lost
Nice beanie. Carhart? Wow.
lost
kek
ummmm racist sweaty
His name is Ray, why can't Yea Forums beat him up?
Paki freak, take your meds
Whats wrong with being a child molester?
wtf am I watching
damnit
Paki
Im sexually attracted to 5 year old boys
How do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for rubbing honey on his cock and he let a swarm of wasps sodomise him while he twisted a babies nipples with pliers to try to get his broken cock to stay hard.
Whats wrong with being a pedophile?
>virgin
>Girl
I am proud of being a pedophile
Paki
I want to have sex with children
Kecky Becky.
do your part
Freak
Where can i meet children for sex?
I wonder how they would react to a molotov.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Imagine the smell
Probably some reeeeeing also
I loss'd
chicks aren't too bad, chicken coops smell like raw ammonia though
I could smell the picture. Anyone who's been around any sort of bird coup knows the rich odor of fowl shit spread everywhere
Yea Forumstards in 2019.
At least it's not a cumsock. We're better than that now.
I don't get it. Why would your mom want to know what you posted here? Why would you even tell her?
Next level shit here
Autism
Don't forget he's always watching
Russians are fucking geniuses compared to niggers, thou still different from white people.
OwO
>LIFE
This always makes me laugh.
Anyone have the valdimir "what are you jokester? And then he crushed my head like a can" one?
Even if that were true, your dumb ass has been spamming this for so long his gf is probs already 18 now
lost
>englishes brokenlingly
The one that’s says “nah I’m more of a cake guy myself” is way better lolol
I wonder whether he had retrieved the gun from up there afterwards.
Kek
>Dreamgasm Gnome Thread
Last night I had summoned a gnome that helped complete my orgasm.
>hard af
>just started falling asleep
>feel something gripping the base of my shlong
>I use my fingers to feel
>its two small leathery hands
>starts sucking my finger
I wanted to freak out but it felt so good I let it continue. Afterwards it left as mysteriously as it appeared. Should I continue summoning this entity? Please don't ban me, this actually happened to me last night and I am trying to come to terms with it.
of all the dumb repost spam shit that hits ylyl threads, this is the only one I don't get. It's just constanza.
Why do people keep using that word? Am I being made fun of? Like once in class the professor said something factually incorrect, then everyone including the whore laughed. I pointed out that she was clearly mistaken, and she just shook her head and mouthed some shit about public schools and god hating her, and the rest of the class got all quiet. It was very awkward for me and I had to quit school and move back home with mama because of it. I mean the bitch was the one who escalated the whole thing and is the reason campus security got called. All that and she was still wrong, but that's feminism for you.
There is nothing to understand coming from a schizophrenic.
Trump isn't from Kenya, and his wife is a mail order bride from Russia. Neither of them are African American.
lol This is Kristina Pimenova. Full Russian and often called the most beautiful girl in the world and the youngest person to ever achieve supermodel status. Russians are white just like Europeans. Cherrypicking ugly Russians doesn't prove anything. Google Galina Dubenko for another example of a perfect Russian adult model.
>> How do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend?
I'd still shoot Trump first.
Damn dude you sure are lonely posting in your thread. Maybe stop obsessing over some faggot. Clearly Yea Forums doesn't care. Maybe try another social media platform.
Quit talking trash about our president then, commie.
ok, you win.
This man is part of the troll farm that posts Jew, black, gay, and liberal hate threads
This unironically turns me on. More?
>Garfield ripping off Mario Kart
Wtf? Garfield has been ripped off for years by Heathcliff. It looks like the people behind Garfield would know what ir feels like to have their hard work stolen like that, and would refrain from doing it themselves. It's just so sad that nobody adheres to the golden rule anymore.
I hope nobody was stupid enough to try and pass that off as being legit.
you dont remember the fake coupon era of Yea Forums ? there was hundreds of fakes made after someone published the barcode cypher.
It's 100% real
now that's what I call faggotry
The golden rule was shit all over by a bunch of degens, the pushback has started, and we will show the "people" what white supremacy actually looks like. Expect changes soon.
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Good times.
Paki freak
I am proud of being a pedophile
>bird coup
She's hot but so are lots of other girls. About 1/200-300 girls look this good, they just don't have their faces plastered everywhere.
That's what I mean. Manufacturers and stores don't offer coupons for alcoholic beverages. I think it might actually be illegal for them to, tho not 100% sure. Trying to pass a fake one off is a sure way of getting busted.
i mean its ok to keep them indoors while they are just hatched and stuff, but once they get this big they should not be in the house
Nice
>everything in life is serious business
Wew lad! Did you really just turn a discussion about Garfield ripping off Super Mario Bros into one about identity politics and the empty threats that go along with that?
cOOol mEMe DDuUdE
>women
KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY.
Im just a pedo
Yes, and it seems like you are a person that just pokes holes and oversimplifies everything you disagree with so you seem remotely intelligent. It's going to be hilarious when you get stomped out of existence.
>bringing jackboots to a gun fight
Yea, it's no wonder you faggots lost the war.
Nothing to reply with degen? Now go suckle on your mommies tendies and get your rest while patriots will make sure the niggers don't get you at night okay buddy?
These are great
>giving birth to another dick
lmao
Freak
I cant help my attraction to children
you know why chicken coops have only two doors?
If thery had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
found the jew
Fucking niggers
slowly
im also curious
found the city faggot/yankee
jesus christ
Know your saying?
What the fuck is kys. Know your sister? Fagoot
know your smeme
x.D
fkn lol'd
Fuckin hell
>tank division
tbh they look like they could suck up an AP shell
Ohhh ok tks
lol
Just search "public" before any normal porn
love these
only Shakespeare Yea Forumsros get this
My buddy got bit by one of these fuckers when he was getting out of his truck and shot and killed the pice of shit.
MacBeth? Nope thats Richard the 3rd
Ok I’m retarded. What was this supposed to be? We’re they supposed to catch him?
Haven't watched Remi Gaillard in years. What's that fucker up to?
I love it
I get it. I'm not laughing, but I get it.
They're niggers they're stupid does it matter? It's just funny as shit.
Have you gotten checked for autism? You might seriously have it. Not trying to be mean.
I’ve seen some fucked shit here but eating shit Is just disgusting.
You're autistic as fuck if there';s a spectrum you've left it in the dust.
OMG my sides literally flew into the upper atmosphere and exploded. I am now dead.
witnessed the based, its great he was allowed to have a gun
This dude Is a Marine and even more of a gun nut than I (Which is saying something)
faggots.
This is real shit from harvard school newspaper.
Timely faggot
he sure let himself go after spiderman.
National lampoon?
trying to suck your own dick if not for your ribs is a fitting end to this thread.
>not just moving the T to the left
reductress.com
I guess that shit‘s supposed to be funny
She deserved it
This guy takes care of his hair
As if their statement alone wouldn't lead to racism. Or it is satire and I am retarded.
It’s real. In their defense the idea is the news will highlight minor crimes by minorities, which is probably true. But still kind of absurd.
Yessir. First line of Richard III
Oh yea. I definitely didn’t lose to it.
im average and i can suck my own dick
K
don't you mean Yea Forumseat him up
Don't worry, Anne. I've got the final solution!
which movies are actually good?