so the prostitute I frequently visit has her birthday today and we have quite a good bond.
Do you even buy a gift, and do you even. Or is that the omegacucklord move
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so the prostitute I frequently visit has her birthday today and we have quite a good bond.
Do you even buy a gift, and do you even. Or is that the omegacucklord move
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Flowers
Just buy flowers. Bitches love flowers.
If you plan to keep your arrangement with her long term. Buy her something small and thoughtful. Don't but her some outrageous shit. But the whore is still a human being and a lil human decency ain't a bad thing.
Yes do this
true dat, but for a hooker. gonn be awkward as fuck wakling past the other
never visited a prostitute so I don't know about the relationship, but sounds like a nice gesture, but pretty high risk lol.
I'd recommend you're very clear that it's not an attempt to woo her or change your relationship (unless you do want to do that?)
what are you thinking of getting her?
I would.
Agreed, but i've been kind of trying to manipulate her. So not sure if a gift would backfire my work. maybe some chocolates dey love that too
According to the Satanic Bible the birthday is the most important of all holidays. So a whores birthday must be DOUBLE important....!
Flowers would be the worst thing he could possibly get her.
she's not his girlfriend.
flowers = romance
Just get dark chocolates, but don't make it seem to big. The thought is what counts.
Be nice and get her flowers.
Visit many prostitues here in antwerp, and they all are just money hongering whores, not sure about this one yet. She is still young, still very moldable
prostitutes are people too
if you're planning to use her services in the future, doing a nice thing for her (taking her for a nice dinner, buying something nice for her, doing something she needs at home, etc) will get you brownie points with her and you'll get a better than average treatment next time you call her
but if you don't she won't have a problem with you either, she'll try to keep you as a customer anyway, just don't expect extra niceness just for the sake of it, in the end she's a prostitute and can be cold too
Just a little talk and intervention. Take her to a catholic church and tell her to stop. You won't be marrying her and taking over her expenses and flow of income but that seems like the appropriate gift here.
Flowers are for all girls/woman.
Taking a whore too dinner... wtf
Maybe i should, huh
you missed the first sentence and the sentence after that
You probably need to fuck her for free for that when the best gift here is just to double or triple her salary she's hired for. Which is just more money.
get her a small thing of chocolates and make her eat them out of your ass
It's a girl he met. Kind of like the first deadpool.
Not flowers, but perfume, hookers need large quantities of perfume so that they can mask the dirty smell of old nasty sex between johns.
Yeah, and being a prostitue sucks and is very unrewarding. She works from 8 till 8 evey day, and doesnt make shit for profit. Sad really
I'd do it for anyone.
It may not be accounted, but it's barter nonetheless.
Graciousness helps everyone have a better time.
This man might be onto something, maybe a scented candle or something, or those smellysticks whatever theyre called. It always smells like sweaty feet in there
birthday present/// how about you dont fuck this girl for money on her birthday....
definitely get her something, anything will do. She'll be appreciative that you did something thoughtful for her, and won't read into it too deeply unless you make some absurdly romantic gesture.
I've always gotten my regular girls a good bottle of wine and a sizeable tip.
Buy her a dildo or some lube. Get her something practical that still says you care.
Yeah just buy her for the day and don't fuck her. You can also become her pimp and try to change the relationship. Gotta say though this is your chance for that move.
>smellysticks
If it weren't for the smellysticks you wouldn't need to cover it.
this. because after a long day of taking dick, the first thing she wants to do is shove a sloppy lump of plastic up her cunt. /s
She's a hooker. You pay her, on her terms, to ride your pole. Do you buy birthday gifts for the waitress that tops off your coffee and makes small talk every time?
Erhm... yes
I'm just saying you're either her pimp getting money from her or you're in a feminist situation where you being a gentleman and keeping your distance is just more money and only money. Call it a tip or double the going rate whatever you want she's using you for money.
There is no middle ground here.
You're a fuckin' animal. Show some self restraint.
You gotta have game to take the Hooters waitress to your place to be your girlfriend.
>prostitute
>gift
in this case it is crucial that the thought is what counts, nothing big, nothing flashy, nothing expensive something that makes her feel you notice her but not trying to make a relationship out of this
>willingly giving her more money than needed
> A glass figure repersenting the transparency of your intimecy between you two.
> A reminder to keep clean and free of inperfection.
> Fragile and breakable like the relationship .
A girl I saw pretty regularly for a few years always worked on her birthday, but only offered blowjobs on her birthday, because she'd see about 15 of her regulars over the course of the day and end up with a ton of gifts. I made sure to get an early booking those days...
He already fucks her, so it might be good for him and his AIDS if she rejects him and cuts off all contact with him.
Fuck, I wouldn't date a girl like that. Too uptight to put out, and somehow simultaneously too slutty to be trusted.
You're all idiots. If you feel obligated just tip her an extra few bucks. Shes no different than a waitress.
this. get her something really weird, and thoroughly explain what it represents about your relationship. If you do it just right, she'll cringe so hard that her face will become a sphincter.
Be romantic, get close, fuck her and then throw money into the face and yell "here you go whore"
Thats like Pretty Woman romantic
What kinda stuff will she let you do? If I bought a hooker I'd want to do some wild shit I usually can't, like cum straight up her nose or something. Would she let you do that?