What are some fast ways to make money, either legally or illegally...

What are some fast ways to make money, either legally or illegally? I’m broke even after I just got paid and I have no clue what I’m going to do. Is selling organs an option because I’m honestly considering it at this point.

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get a job.

I have one, it isn’t enough.

Whore yourself out to old women

Could do that. Think they’ll pay well?

Sell your nutts. Good money there, look into it. I would’ve....

You mean like donating sperm? Does that actually pay well?

Participating in experimental drug tests maybe?

I can definitely do that. Hmmm

No, I mean donate you’re balls. You can get good money for them if you’re young

hoteest chich....give me

The Ultimate Cut

alexander.; give me a stream

Fuck outta here

Fuck off

I just applied to be a sperm donor. Heard it’s almost impossible to get accepted but I’m not the worst looking guy in the world. Who knows.

Dude, you can actually sell your nutts. For good money. As long as you never want kids.

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"ill listen ti two cockgobbling whooores....fuck you

Alexander, a clean good gut of the good stuff. ill bomb youre fggot thread about a brunette witha decent dress

I’m gonna avoid that option for the time being. If it comes down to it I’ll strongly consider that option. Besides, if somehow I do get accepted to be a sperm donor they pay like $1000 per ejaculate. And I can go and donate up to 3 times a week. So that would be absolutely incredible if I somehow do get accepted

Go to bed

Go for it. If you’re accepted. 7k a nut, if you’re willing. Wish I’d done it.

Don't BE a prostitute, that's small time. Gather a ring of prostitutes and take a cut of their money.

I like this solution

What are you good at/like doing? There's a market for anything if you can find a way to exploit it

I’ll murder your family coward

I’m not afraid

>sell your testicles.

how about drive for uber?