Let's get a Satanist thread going, hail Satan!

Hello brother, hail Satan!

Anybody played any good satanic games lately?
I enjoyed Elite: Dangerous

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Pretty cool that he put Lucifer on Sirius B.
Kind of like Sirius Black in Harry Potter, who turns into a dog - Sirius the Dog Star!
It's so awesome knowing that we have so many allies in the media.

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Do you have autism or are you badly trolling? Trying to figure out which

Fuck off Autists, go kill yourself

Fellow satanic people, what's your favorite spot for getting a slice of pizza, if you know what I mean?

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mmmm pizza

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Kyrie eleison

are you gay or just a satanic pedo

Fellow brothers, what's your favorite Satanic band?

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I'm gay and a Satanist, pretty common given our religion permits homosexuality

Madonna is a pretty cool Satanist.

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BTS

>hail Satan
what does that even mean? most satanists are atheist, but satan was an angel. how do you hail something you don't believe in

I also like Lady Gaga.
Her music is so devilicious!
youtube.com/watch?v=ibC4SNlQqSM

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Bassnectar is cool too!

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He's so silly when he jokes.
"I'm not in the illuminati, that's so boring let's all go back to sleep!"
Hehee.

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What are your thoughts on Jesus and why

I listen to a Baby Metal

In Satanism we do believe in Satan, but not the bullshit character made up by Christians, no we believe that Satan represents our carnal desires that are likely to lead to satisfaction but yet most religions deny us of these desires, so when we say "hail Satan" we mean hail these desires

He either never existed at all or was a top class conman and bullshit artist

What's your favorite satanic ritual?
youtube.com/watch?v=QLkeUmgY1cc

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Technically us Satanists are "supposed" to believe in magick, but nah I think it's bullshit and only really done symbolically

can you explain why satanists are supposed to believe in magick, but christians aren't allowed to believe? i think it's funny that you're all a bunch of hypocrites

Because our magick is actually plausible, but not so much that, more so the motive of the Christian Church was to feed people bullshit to make money, that's why you shouldn't believe

I can't speak for all christians, but the Catholic Church is definitely our friend.
They've got the Pope speaking from the mouth of a snake.
We see you, brother!
cbsnews.com/news/francis-predicts-he-wont-be-pope-for-long-says-he-misses-pizza/
Aww, he misses his pizza just like the rest of us.

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>our magick is actually plausible
well, that's one way of saying "we believe in shit that we can't prove"

>801054008
Magick is real but incredibly difficult to master because it takes extreme discipline. You must be fully devoted and offer a fair trade without doubt in your mind and often what is requested is difficult to surrender. There are also risks which makes people (including myself) avoid certain types of magick.

Been learning it for about a year now and have been shocked at the results at times, it feels surreal.

Well, the Church isn't our friend but Satan is certainly the Church's friend, they're the only thing keeping them in business

Theistic Satanist here if anyone wants to ask questions.

Hail satan!

Faith is real but incredibly difficult to master because it takes extreme discipline. You must be fully devoted and offer a fair trade without doubt in your mind and often what is requested is difficult to surrender. There are also risks which makes people (including myself) avoid certain types of faith.

Been learning it for about a year now and have been shocked at the results at times, it feels surreal.

Tell me more user, how can I get into Magick?

Hail Satan!

I too have felt the buzzing freight train noises when disconnecting from my body.

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Hail my imaginary friend! His name was Satan and he was a really cool guy!

What made you a Theistic Satanist and why do you worship Satan?
Maybe, but the idea is man needs symbolism and something to believe, why not believe something that respects you? Anton LaVey himself stated that not everything in the Satanic Bible is the truth, you must decide for yourself, if you need symbolism to live that's your choice

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Click download the get the PDF.

Hail Satan!!

Yass queen!! Hail the Jewish master race!!

Have any of you guys used sacrifice to pull additional power?

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>Laveyan
>Not theistic masterrace

No, Satanism doesn't advocate for sacrifice in a literal sense, only metaphorical, never tried it though

>Satanist
>Athiest
Pick one faggit

Have you considered there's a connection between the billionaires using real sacrifice and the poors using fake sacrifice?

Based user

How are you this fucking retarded? If you did five minutes of research you'd know that Satanism in most of it's forms is completely Atheistic

How’s third grade?

Official church of satan stance is atheist. Where you trying to go with this, mate?

Correct, Im sure this is an attempt to mock me but it's true, however my faith is not blind for I have seen the unseen.
Magick is not something that I can teach you, there are rules for every individual that are predetermined that I cannot share. However I suggest devoting yourself to the left hand path by learning about Lucifer and the truth about his fall by doing some research on your own. Learn to truly love Lucifer.

I cannot explain further.

Satanism doesn't advocate for anyone to use any real sacrifices, unless someone who deserves it is being sacrificed

Fucking KEK! This is the gayest, most neckbearded thread. I can't wait for you all to burn in hell.

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Laveyan Satanism. Stop wording it without the Laveyan part. You guys are just athiests on troll mode.

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Maybe you'e sacrificing to the wrong god, then.

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>He doesn't follow a religion that respects his true nature
Lol faggit

I'm a troll and a Laveyan Satanist, the two are unrelated

Satanism and Lucifer falls in line with my moral beliefs and I wholly despise God whom I see as a sick figure whom slaughters millions and would rather have mindless blind sheep then those who respect him through actual merit based respect and earned love. Satan represents the one who gifted knowledge to us and who allowed us to escape the Garden and learn suffering which makes the sweet ever so sweeter.

that kid she fucked is so lucky

Good shit user, very reasonable

Like a dog you bark mindlessly to please your master, but not out of love but fear.

Good ideas user, were I not Athiest I'd probably be worshipping Satan too

What i find interesting is that satanists by definition are christian.

>slaughters millions
>of canaanites
Big think!

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Once again if you did 5 minutes of research, or even read the rest of this thread, you'd know that Satanists are not in any way Christians, most of us are strictly Atheist

Allister Crowley

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I used to be into satanism. I know see how childish the ideas are that drive it.
The idea that sin is merely giving into the things that make people feel pleasure is ridiculous. It may be the mindset of the person committing a sin, but it is truly toxic. The assumption that we are the moral arbiters is truly dangerous, as made evident by the fascistic regimes of the 20th century.
The idea that a king is ruled by a higher power is one of the greatest things that theism has ever brought to this world. In this day and age, we are all kings, to a degree, but if we are not accountable for our actions, we are bound to hurt other people and ourselves.

I think what you guys should explore is hermeticism. It has all the counter cultural elements that satanism has (minus all the fucked sacrifice shit).

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Mr. Crowleyyyyyyyy!

Isn’t that more of an ideology rather then an actual religion. I mean isn’t what you described basically the philosophy of any 18th century libertine just with the added edgy lord factor of Satan ?

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Tough titties, Tinkerbell. This is an XOR dilemma. Either atheists OR satanists. If you're an atheist, then all you're doing is play-pretending some backwards fuckin' pageantry as if it were D&D. If you're satanists, you're not atheists, but therefore christian by virtue of the abrahamic deities involved.

Genesis 6:7
Killing millions in a flood, children and animals included (It's willful ignorance to believe every single person on earth was evil except Noahs family)
Genesis 19:26
God killing Lot's wife for simply looking back and nothing else.
Exodus 12:29
God slaughtering the innocent firstborn children of Egypt.
2 Kings 2:23-24
Slaughtering 42 people for making fun of a bald mans head...

The list goes on, not just Canaanites.

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The lines between ideology and Religion are very thin, and indeed most Religions are ideologies, however Satanism is very much a religion

Absolute fucking Autist, we're Atheists in the sense we don't believe in a God but we're following Satanic ideology and using it's symbolism, thus a Atheistic religion, however our symbolism and ideas do not concern Christianity, our Satan is different from yours, now if you don't mind fuck off and stop making statements about things you don't understand

By what merit though ? Most religions (if not all that I can think of) worship some sort of higher power, as far as I can tell you all claim to be atheist and not believe in the supernatural isn’t that by its very nature a ideology and not a religion.

Religion is a flexible term in itself

What are some good place to start learning about satanism?

Not all Religions do worship a higher power though, if Satanism isn't a religion then nor is Buddhism or other similar religions, but they are, the term Religion is extremely flexible

It depends what kind of Satanism you're interested in, but for Laveyanism which seems to be the standard these days read The Satanic Bible and go from there

You believe in a fake charachter based on the some bullshit archetype

>Atheistic religion

Goddamn you retards are never a dull moment. Thanks for the laughs, bud. Have fun at your next D&D sesh.

But Buddhism does have dieties and supernatural elements to it. Satanism doesn’t.
Again the definition of a religion includes believe in the supernatural, trancendental, or spiritual.

Ok thank you for fucking off cunt

>are any of these stories even real

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Buddhism is considered a religion but it does not believe in a God and is widely practiced by Atheists. (eg. People who follow Buddhist PHILOSOPHY)

People may choose to identify Satanism as a Philosophy or a Religion, it all depends on how it is practiced (if at all). Christianity is practiced extremely differently and some may identify as Christian but never at all go to church or read the Bible.

Also >Tinkerbell are you 50+ years old? You type like you're 40+ AT LEAST...

Buddhism does have dieties though, again name a religion that doesn’t believe in anything supernatural I’ll wait

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No Satanism does have supernatural elements, however they are considered to be scientific in nature

The funniest part for me is, that so many religions belive the same stupid tales. No matter if we talking about Muslims, Jews, Christians or Satanists, everyone is speaking about the same "god". The latter just choose to not worship him, but e.g. lucifer instead.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhist_deities

No prob there, 12th level Drath'Nar. Let's see how your hexes work against my not giving a fuck.

No, no it doesn't, it's mostly agnostic, they don't know if there is or isn't a God

I agree they probably aren't real, the Bible itself is FILLED with lies. The problem (and point) is that people worship this false God despite also "knowing" he did these things.

>Scientific in nature
Then by definition their not supernatural again you just stated that satanism does not believe in the supernatural.

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29, shitlicker. I was just going for the alliteration.

Lucifarian here, all Satanist are fuckin losers. Poser fags get with the times you archaic pagan dweebs

Not true they believe I’m supernatural elements, ie the soul, all creatures having one, belief in possible diaties, some sects even believe that inanimate objects like rocks have souls. Again supernatural

how do i upvote on Yea Forums

ITT: Failed christcucks
>Inb4 my imaginary friend is best

Not true Buddhists belief in the after life reancarnation, transcendence all things that are supernatural and their fore part of a religion. Unlike satanism which is only a ideology as you are all atheists

Satanism does have optional magick elements

Look up "Atheism in Buddhism", most Buddhists don't believe in a God or deity. Satanism itself has deities within it's belief system but not every Satanist "worships" them as deities, much like Atheism in Buddhism people "worship" Satan as a figure/symbol to respect rather than a supernatural deity. just as Atheistic Buddhists look towards the Buddha as a symbol to respect and strive towards.

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I'm gonna keep shilling for hermeticism. Although it is more of a philosophy than a theology, it acknowledges that there are not only things that we dont know, but also things that we can't know.
It has room for the idea of a god, but so far, all of the dogmatic theological gods have had flaws based upon the fact that the very people who first had the ideas of them are also subjects of the creation that they created.

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what kind of larping is this?

Putting a "k" at the end of magic only makes you look like a bigger faggot than you already are.

Satanic larping, the best kind

lol, satanists are posers

lol, you're a faggot

poser
holy shit
ih avent heard that in 15 years

Yea Forums is Satan

The bible as we know it now has been bastardized since Constantine. Are you familiar with the Dead Sea scrolls scholar John Allegro? He asserts that early christianity, up until 55 AD, was a cult based around the aminita muscaria mushroom, who wrote abstract stories about a character they created in order to be able to safely transmit the beliefs they found from the fungus. That's why Jesus, a jew, was so pro-roman, which wouldn't be the case at the time, and it's why the gospels weren't even written until over 20 years after the death of Christ.

Yea Forums is very in line with Satanism

Secular Buddhism has its roots in neo-Buddhism only having occurred over the last century again their strain may only be a ideology but that doesn’t detract from the fact that up until now from its creation Buddhism has always involved or co-opted theistic values and beliefs. Non of which the church of Satan does.

I am aware of them and read them and doing so only solidified my belief in the left hand path more.

Okay got it so your founder believes in magic magic and the supernatural and is therefore not an atheist got it

Hi. I'm an incel. Can you guys use some magick to turn me into a Chad? I want to have lots of sex.

Yea Forums is in line with nothing more than shitting yourself because you like the feel and smell. That is Yea Forums.

We are anomalous
We are region
Forgive and forget
Expecto patronum

Exactly this, Anton LaVey may not have been Atheist but he did promote others to be reasonable with their beliefs, at the start of the Satanic Bible he states that not everything within is true and the reader must decide

Oh 100%, never was trying to argue that the Church of Satan is a religious sect it's a ideological group for sure.

Just trying to explain that there are different sects of Satanism (Atheistic, Theistic, Polytheistic, Reactive, etc etc) much like Buddhism in some ways.

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Unfortunately user all the magick in the world can't help you, what you need to do is stop being such a pathetic bitch and go outside to fulfill your carnal desires of fucking men

Nobody will help you

Very true user

Dont get me wrong, I very much respect buddhism, but I also acknowledge the powerful truth that lies at the roots of christianity.
That being said, fuck most of what people have done in the name of the religion since its infancy stage. I'm the guy whose posts about hermeticism are being widely ignored, and most of the work that was done in the western world were destroyed by Christian barbarians in the burning of the great library at Alexandria.

Could have puttin it nicer :(

You need to practice alchemy to transmute yourself into someone who isn't such a waste of resources.

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>Atheistic religion
top kek

Hey pussy

Please guru show me the way :')

It should certainly be left unsaid that our philosophies aims are aligned, for that you have our unspoken respect.

Why thanks user! Sucking cock is part of my carnal desires that Satanism encourages me to pursue

You go girl

Yes but no Buddhism while having different sects always obtains its main beliefs for the writings of the Buddha.
As far as I can tell their are what like 4 different satanist groups that all hold different beliefs all derived from different sources, church of Satan, satanic temple, theist satanists. That’s where I have trouble in calling say atheist satanists part of a religion, because they have no real connection other then in name only, to satanists that do believe in the supernatural and qualify as a religion.

I ain't afraid of no satanist pussy.

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Nor am I, a good Satanist with a tight pussy must be a tiger in bed

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Kill yourselves

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You all disappoint me, dumb faggots

youtu.be/yc8F64fmpXM
Here's a quick little video on it

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>mfw people are deceived by Satan

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Yes, there's a level of introspection to both that aren't present in other religions. They'd rather everybody be a worm on which the world acts. That's the reason we have all these satanists here. They very much dont want to be worms, but they're not looking at it the right way.

Well looks like this thread is dead, good talk, Hail Satan!

Luci, you got some 'splainin' to do..

Jesus rules, Satan drools!

Sorry to break it to you, but you will be worms.

Ok buddy, you run along and enjoy your little cult

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You have been defeated.

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Well that's the pot calling the kettle a nigger right there.

Fuck you

It is still time, brother. Think fast.

I'm calling you a nigger here and now

I feel like I'm scrolling through my Christian Aunts facebook feed right now lmao

I think of Jesus Chatline everytime I see this

Eve satanas

Ave Satanas!

Satanism/masonic/ritualjudaism is all a result of people being fucking bored

communist jews make everything shittier and shitter and the only way you stop being bored out of your mind is by joining those stinky groups.

Its like trying to stop your hunger by eating shit.

If you weren't retarded communist/socialists who ruin everything you wouldn't need those retarded groups.

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You sound butthurt.

Anton LaVey did nothing more than make a cash-cow cult for degenerates such as yourselves, laughing all the way to the bank and down to the minute he croaked from his pulmonary edema.

In all fairness though, you're speaking for all religions here. Just that satanism is a steaming pile of shit of a joke to be sure.

fuck saten hate that demon im a crhstian mann you GUYS SUCCCCK DIIICKKKK you will be punished by GODDDDDDD

Simmer down there you pansy. Their daddy of the dirt won't hurt your sultan of the sky.

the truth hurts sometimes

>Saten

?????

> (You)
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>Anton LaVey did nothing more than make a cash-cow cult for degenerates such as yourselves, laughing all the way to the bank and down to the minute he croaked from his pulmonary edema.
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>In all fairness though, you're speaking for all religions here. Just that satanism is a steaming pile of shit of a joke to be sure.
Cool. Cunt. Opinions to yourself.

im not a satanist but most of the dog owners i meet up with to take the knot are, somber are pretty normal, some are cringe.

cults are a mental illness just like feminism/communism/all that shit

Yeah, because keeping opinions to yourself is exactly what this site is about. Go yank your pull-start to Bible Black some more, you fuckin' degen.

God is dead and if he is dead, satan doesnt exists. Proofe me wrong.

Satanists are the same level of dumbfuck as Christians. Tesla, Steinmetz, Heavyside, and all the other true genius of our time couldn’t give a shit about this trash for a reason. The irony being ignorance is the #1 sin in satanism and they are they are still basically fucking retarded.

are politicians actually satanists or is the internet just trolling?

possibly. look up the bohemian grove. there's multiple gatherings just like it