>be me
>27
>live at home with mom
>she has a party and invites our friends and families
>big pot luck but all I want is chicken tendies
>go to freezer pull out tendies
>throw some in the microwave
>come out of the kitchen with my chicken tendies and mustard
>everyone looks at me as I go back to my fap fortress
>mom comes in and tells me, "user, will you please be social for our family and friends? Please do it for me!"
>Go back to the living room
>"so user I hear you like those chinese cartoons like the dragon ballsy and naroootoe?"
>starting to get pissed
>giggle and just say yeah
>then some faggot pulls out a Macbook Air to show off his faggot families vacation
>rage ensues
>run to my room screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>grab piss bottle
>throw it at macfag
>hits him everyone goes silent
>Then I scream "Filthy fucking casual!"
>Apple is for fags
>mom grabs me
>Back hand her
>faggot white knight steps in and tells me to calm down
>start to scream and helicopter
>shit my self in the process
>everyone pulls out their iPhones to take a video
>more rage
>run back into room and grab my wooden katana
>here them talking and asking what they should do
>run out and chop at the macbook asshole
>the guy tries to tackle me but my ninjitsu skills are second to none
>he trips and bust his head open on the coffee table
>everyone runs out
>someone calls the cops
>go hid in my room
>clutch my Tifa Lockhart body-pillow and pray to my framed picture of Gabe Newell above my bed
>set up trap using my jizz bottles
>cops knock on door and tell me to open up
>They bust in
>first cop gets a bucket of jizz I proped over my door
>second one trips over my fleshlight
>cops throw me to the ground and hand cuff me
>mom's crying
>go to jail
>missing warm tendies and comfy animes
Be me
Elijah Brown
Dominic Hill
What will you do when your mom kills herself because her life is a nightmare she cannot wake from?
Jason Morgan
Kek. Shouldn't have fucked with your tendies lol. How do you intend to survive prison?
Isaac Campbell
aww fuck that was top notch op. stay golden
Xavier Hill
Post more stories of your adventures with tendies and gbp.
The realization that I could have been that bad, and almost was makes those stories tickle a weird part of my brain
Blake Adams
You’re writing this in jail (doubt it) or how did you get out?
Lucas Rogers
you should make a website posting stories like this
Jackson Nelson
that was the part of the story that concerned you?
Adrian Morgan
Don't know if this is pasta but it good job OP , very entertaining
Sebastian Long
You may have been blessed with a talent