Drawthread: THOT SLAYER Edition

Drawthread: THOT SLAYER Edition

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Requesting a Yandere She-Venom acting seductive around a Tsundere Peter Parker

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What slayer?

Requesting Mr. Krabs From Spongebob Squarepants with Ribbon The Robot please.

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Could I get a cute military fox anthro female in pic related, holding a rifle or a pistol please?

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You know who else does request?

MY MOM!

Seconding, sounds cute

Any simple drawing requests?

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Will did do?

Knock Knock

go away

Requesting a lewd of him

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I would like to request Yuumi with her book

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Weird req but I will attempt
IT'S KNUCKLES

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>Weird req but I will attempt
Okay take your time.

Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle, I'd rather flex my muscles

MY MOM!

So anyone having a good day?

Chef boyardee beefaroni

>

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Absolutely, I hope you are too!

Any ideas on what I should draw of this dragon?
>Quads
Knuckles has truly blessed me
I'M HARD AS NAILS IT AIN'T TO TELL I BREAK EM DOWN WHETHER THEY'RE SOLID OR FRAIL

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Requesting this with any character of your choice

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Now that's adorable and epic thank you.

Spongebob me boy I'm stuck in the future with robots that I can't get back home Akakakakakakakakakarr

yo!

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How about some armor or sharp scales

someone give me a cute mspaint request real quick that isn't anime or furry

I don't know why I drew this but I couldn't think about anything else till I did. Her Ribbon ironmench is protecting blond haired blue eyed robots everywhere.

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Howdy

Do you ever actually draw anymore?

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Akakakakakakakakakarr

Please abuse me beautiful ebony queen

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help me out dudes

I'm not even gonna think of attempting that till I have the place to myself, if your bold keep asking you'll probably get a better response or I might catch you another time..

No worries. I try not to post a same idea consistently in fear of looking desperate like certain anons who we won't name

i took a sabbatical to focus on my legos
>

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Taking request?

>do u draw?
>took a break but I do
>yah but do u draw?

Oh in that case may i get a a chicken sandwich and some fries

sure!

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Requesting these two hanging out

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K
No probs
What do you mean?

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Which Spider-Man is that? Peter, Ben, or Doc Ock?

>What do you mean?
Like armored scales

Requesting a hot dog

Requesting Leon and Aya fighting second form mr x

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Peter

Any non complicated requests? SFW or NSFW

Draw a fish in a top hat

Diddnt fill in some things, fixed em
youtu.be/j3ZTgPQK-pw

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requesting this but with siegmund

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Requesting something lewd with this bee boy

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Taking lewds too?

youtu.be/VQoIoUeOdJY

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gudmorning anonn=s
any requests?

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...

Requesting you violently explode

>I would like to request Yuumi with her book
So... literally the image you posted?

Inuyasha sucking some dick

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Thanks for the delivery

sorri ill pass
>
oki

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RIDER NOOO

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Hello gamers.

clyp.it/d5rgkats

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Thanks friendo

>clyp.it/d5rgkats
Taking reqs?

Sup

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>
am ded now
hey my fellow gamer

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Salutations Soren

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>clyp.it/d5rgkats
Nice dude! A little rough around the edges, but it works well man!

It's the Chad!

Requesting Mia the fairy riding Avea, while searching for a nice place

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Draw Ben tennyson taking a big dick in the butt

Requesting a comic of this girl getting swallowed whole and alive by a giant toad

>Grabbed by it's long sticky tongue

>Pulled into its mouth head-first; her lower body still outside the toad

>Toad gulps once pulling her deeper inside; hooves still outside, the rest of her inside the mouth

>Toad gulps again; lower body is in the mouth, upper body is in the stomach

>View of her entirely in its stomach

>From the outside, you can't even tell she was eaten

>Digested alive

>Remains disposed of

The idea popped in my head after playing some Fallout 76 and getting attacked by a radtoad.

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y'all, i've been dead from these threads for a few months now, but check out this shirt i made

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forgot the link lmfao it's on teespring and it should be /when-i-was-done

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yeah prolly.
ayo how's it?
10/10 gif.
Did you get that High Score, buddy?
Salutations, Siegmund. How're ya holding up?
Sleep deprivation and a DAW is a beautifully fun thing.
I'm more of a Hanataro tbh.

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Hi everyone. Can I do a request?
If so, I would love a dinosaur flying a U.F.O.

Is this connected to the how to be a thot slayer thread?

Can you draw them streaking in public?

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gay, i'll do for pay

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>not him
Whats a DAW?

Love it when you do scenes/throw characters into an actual setting... You do such a good job at it. Keep on keeping on m8.

No longer sick so all is good, thanks for the concern and asking

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>Hanataro
From... Bleach? That's what google is giving me. If so, that's cute. He's best boi

>
did this one already got delivered
cool
were all obout that high score and the free v bucks

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>I'm more of a Hanataro tbh.

But also a Chad.

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Ayy so cute, thank you rider

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Right here, sweetie

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This. What a Chad!

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I smell jealousy!

/r/-pear-shaped (that means big hips) waifu based on this lizard? can be anthro or a gijinka. anthro preferred tho

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Wanan do this?

Would you be up for this?

Who're these characters? I cant find any additonal references online.
Digital Audio Workstation
i.e Fruity Loops, Audacity, Ableton etc.
Thanks, my guy!
Yeah that's the one.
Good good. Keep on gaming Gaming Guy!
This is false.

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scratch that. artist an just do any body type that they please, and the lizard waifu can be a gijinka if they want it to be. i mustn’t be so restrictive, so sorry

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>This is false.

Bullshit. You’ve proven yourself to be a chad. Quit being modest, bro. Just bask in your Chadly glory

Seconded

no problemo
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can i get princess bubblegum from adventure time in a wedding dress?
thanks in advance

>Who're these characters? I cant find any additonal references online.
Zola and Kluke from Blue Dragon.

Can I do a request?
If so, I would love a dinosaur flying a U.F.O.

>

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haha nice. she's thiccccc

Any simple drawing requests for me?

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this please? :D would love it. simple is good :)

>just some adjustments
glad u liked it

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>big tits
>that face
>wonky eyes
completely and utterly dropped
actually, not just dropped.
thrown directly into the deepest crevice of the grand fucking canyon
i sincerely appreciate that you delivered but this is an abomination

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Fuck off, you filthy ingrate.

>hating big tits
Gaywad alert

>year of our lord two thousand and nineteen
>not realizing flat is justice

If you want something specific just commission someone

Flat is in fact one of the greatest injustices as it does not allow a woman to know the joy of having a large bosom.

sorry dude i guess i tried...

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there is no joy in having massive knockers
only back pain

Do pull ups until your back is strong then thank God for large breasts.

Here you go then, if you want you can ask others because this delivery is too simple
>having back problems and higher likelihood of unwanted attention
oof

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it's perfect honestly! thank you so much! :D

ok i tried to fix it hope it looks okey now..

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Here's something boyo

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Anymore simple drawing requests?
I'm glad you found it that pleasing you're welcome

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Hi man, nice to see you.
Can you draw a topless Pearl from Steven Universe in a summer day?

2 dragonborn brothers (green and red) with plate armor and greatswords?

Ded thread?

Requesting Decaf getting "hugged" by Akuma.

Requesting Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke and Haku from Spirited Away both wearing nothing but fundoshis (the traditional Japanese loincloth) where they're both kissing each other, or showing off their bodies while they both have erections in their fundoshis. Also. Ashitaka is 17, and Haku is 14, as well as a bit shorter than Ashitaka.

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Any WIPs?

>user rubs testicles.

Any other simple drawing requests?
Gonna have to pass all the sketches I've made don't look right to me
user no, bad user

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Good morning gents. Are you all nice and cozy? I certainly hope so.

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No. Fuck you. I hope you die of testicular cancer.

youtu.be/szN9f3iHpE8

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Hmm. Wouldn't removing the cancerous testicle save my life if I can detect it very early? It's not like I need them or anything. But I appreciate the sentient, and please don't threaten me with wishes of me getting fucked. We all know that's never happening.

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sentiment* What the heck is wrong with me. I apologize about that!

You're pitiful.

i see you finally got that tab

You have nut cancer. It's making it so you can't think straight.
it happens.

nah am actually still using a mouse...tho the tab got delivered to the post office in another city....am just waiting for my sis to bring in!!

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JEWS!

I prefer "pathetic". Your word implies pity, and I don't deserve that nonsense.
That's a good point! Better cut off my testiculars. I read that removing them also makes you considerably less horny, which is a good perk if it's true!

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oh wow.. rider best hands

fry them

Roasted nuts are quite a delicacy, but not these! Plus they're cancerous. Yuck!

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im sure the cooking process would eliminate all cancerous bad stuff in there. just give it a try :> no balls.

Requesting a conjoinment of Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman.

Requesting Jinx getting fucked by a green wolf for her freedom.

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did 7/11
more like best hand jobs

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Sauce?

r/ rider with wings

Hmm...that does make sense! Very well I will cook them and share the results.

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7/11 was the pakis.
Jews did the hall of cost.

>
wait i thought the moose slimes did the whole coast

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Nononono. They just fuck goats and take the blame for the juice.
They're too inbread and retarded to really fight back.

I burnt them to a crisp. They're black powder now. Oh well! I no longer have testicles, and that's reason to celebrate!

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Timestamp for proof or get the fuck out.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\\invite\\AwgsfdZ
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: dfbe4spzdm
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
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I would but I don't show anything NSFW. You'll just have to take my word that my avatar is now nutless!

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Whelp. Guess you gotta get the fuck out then.

Fair enough! It's pretty slow anyway. I will return later for more time wasting.

Farewell.

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Waifu request?

Rika getting fucked in the full nelson position

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D: you had one job
perfection

what a sick fuck. Although I'm not saying no;
I said Waifu, not Daughteru.

Us dubs need to stick together

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more frog vore

Your request is my command

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>Samefag
>Vorefag
pathetic fag.

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Could I get a nude edit? I can post references if needed

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And last pic for now

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>Everyone who likes vore is the same person
Keep sperging

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>Papi
If you're not that fag.... then you're the one who rees that he ruined monster girls for everyone.
Because my first reaction to that image is to call you a faggot and tell you to suck a sack.

Cerea and Mero are best girls.
Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: you can't.

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Want it to stop? End yourself then.

Nigga, do you even sleep?

You're only making yourself suffer. I enjoy my time here.

Yes.

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>go check if req was done
>just vorefag samefagging
Back to work I guess

You’re on these threads like 24/7. Hasn’t it once crossed your mind that you are being just a bit assertive? I know others mentioned it before but it bares repeating. Why not just save some money and commission a professional smut artist to do your thing for you? Just a suggestion, that’s all. It’s not gonna stop you from spamming though (that’ll be the day...).

Which one is your request?

...

Not interested in commissioning it.

Based

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And the last one of the Cerea animation set. There's a cumshot alternate, but I got it saved as an MP4 which I can't upload here.

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Man, posting those Cerea WEBMs really got me wanting some Cerea vore.

I think I'm gonna make up another request.

I’m not saying you have to. Just a suggestion.

Yeah, I’m done here.

Requesting giantess vore of Centorea from Monster Musume.

Try to show a more seductive/lewd mood if possible.
>Her hot breath wafting over the man about to be eaten
>Licking his nude body
>Her nude as well
>Lots of saliva
>Swallowing him hole and alive
>Panel showing him in her stomach
And perhaps include something about how horses/centaurs can't vomit after he's been swallowed alive, so it's one way trip.

Thanks! Goodluck! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GOOO!!!

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Bump

>Anons refresh the page constantly waiting for a drawfag to save them from the vorefag menace

Fucking same!

Now everyone wanna see us dead.

They wanna see us on the front page, shot to death.

Bullets to the head.

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And how would they do that?

No.

Good morning emo bean. How’re you today?

1 request? No color though

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If you're interested

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Got no request. Just want to say good morning.

draw a fire plz

This?

Her showing off that massive rack

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U can bring ur crew but we remain true.
Motherfukers.
Its just a black t user.
Its friday, it has to b a good day, right?

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What if you want ded zeds?

Yeah. Thank god it’s Friday.

This is a landmine
You too user
Sorry, it's way too simple (and a little bit on the boring side)
I dunno what streaking is, but I'm guessing it's fetish related
finally some request that i wanna do. Gimme a few minutes

>This is a landmine
A landmine of awesome! You can only just do one part instead of the whole thing if it interests you at all.
In the meantime, have some centaur pussy

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That looks awful

Sounds like triple six is more ur speed.
We just need the day to go by faster now.

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You don't know what's good for ya then

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youtube.com/watch?v=ct9fs3ULVIo

my balls hurt

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Ouch... Try not to sit on them.
>Gud morning btw.

test

it b like that

>I dunno what streaking is, but I'm guessing it's fetish related
It's walking in public naked
You can also just draw them cuddling naked

>Implying you can kill what's already ded.

Good morning everyone.

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Who drew this?

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A faggot

Good morning Peruda. How are you today?
>Also, thank you for the Dee Diesel pic last night. Fell asleep. Sorry.

That's cool. Sorry I made her head too big.

I make em deadr.
Break out the mask and the glock and get rid a u.

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It’s all good. Looks great.

nasus was a dog

Yes but which faggot. Does anyone know?

Requesting a hipster raccoon talking shit about tame impala and sipping a deluxe frappe from startbaccs

I think D20. Good fella.

>Glock
>Not Stoner or some fancy high powered rifle
And this is why you

Was this delivered?

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Does he post often? I like his style.

Taking requests atm?

user, this will take an unexpectedly long amount of time. You might have to wait till next thread.

Dont need one wen u pop da heads.
Das all i do in csgo now.

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He stopped drawing

Yes

Fine by me

r/ a fit girl doing some stretches.

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nah i didnt it just when u spend a long time jacking it with ejaculating ur balls start to swole and feel heavy
it b like dat up in dis hood nigga
ey nigga bitch

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I'm just sayin homie. Glocks are for fags and niggers.

Then take it easy with the stroking. Chafing’s a bitch.

Why the hell would he stop drawing?
Do you mean just on here or like in general?

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Draw yourself fucking a dog

General.
Private life problems.

Sad. Artists and their issues.

I'm not the person you should be asking this.

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Why not?
Seems like the kind of thing you'd be in to...

Rider don't fix free art for ungrateful shitty anons it's not worth it and will only make them think being shitty is ok

Are you back to denying that you fucked your dog?
Do you need people to post the screenshots again?

I am a different man now. I am whole.

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but it feel better than just hand stroking....tho the down side is that u have to clean up the mes!!
well just thought maybe i did something wrong...maybe he had something else in mind and i didnt know it!

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They seem the same to me..

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you've finally bought yourself the bird suit and have a fake nest in your room made out of wicker and tree branches and keep pantyhose eggs in it?

Who here has autism?

Only fingering your cat these days?

you're too nice you're punch those shitty anons in the green peepee

Requesting drawfag group hug

me :3

they all hate each other so it would end up being everyone Brutus and Ceasaring each other

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Can I get like a humanoid request. most of these requests are horses and wolfs.

Who hates who?

hey stop it!! they still hurt....
from now on am gonna be a meany...):

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Thread so ded, I managed to post it before the next thread even existed.

I feel your situation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Here you go, user. No color President showing those off.
Use it however you like, user.

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Ah fuck, I screwed up the paragraph

either you're extremely new or this is bait

...Well you’re not wrong.

N is for...

Requesting drawfag group backstab hug

Some minor adjustments since they bother me

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For your consideration:

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why is everyone on Yea Forums gay?
legit question.

I'm back to brighten up everyone's days! Hooray. How are we all doing?

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i would never do anything to hurt moooomma....
honk honk goes the ballz

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That was a real question

Miserable now that you're here

look youre not the only one with nut dilema anymore

Nice
, Thank you

I'm sorry! But we all have to suffer sometimes. It builds character.
Someone else? Interesting, but that's NUT my problem! Ooooo ye.

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Yet you never build character....
Something doesn't line up here.

nut..

Indeed, trips. I hardly ever suffer! 95% of the time I'm just trying to kill boredom. The other 5% is eating and peeing and showering and stuff. There's a difference between suffering and inconvenience, and I experience the latter most often.
youtube.com/watch?v=9bSGlMd1Y7Q

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I want you to get run over by a train

By chance up for an art?

I used to collect cool looking rocks on the train tracks I lived next to a few years back. That was the best chance of it ever happening, and it's passed sadly. I'm sorry, good sir.

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What do you have on the menu for me, good sir?

Go find a highway to take a nap in the middle of instead then.

Would this be something of your speed?

grrr...u dumb slut

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See, the thing about cars is, they can stop. Even on a high way if they see a body in the middle of the road. As much as it pains me, I doubt I'd get run over. Now, if you said take a nap on railroad tracks, that's a different story! A train wouldn't be able to stop and I'd certainly die.
Not keen on firearms or the attire, apologies. I do hope someone draws the request for you though!

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>coffee sips user

How about you get a speed bump costume and yet it?

Thank you for giving it a look at least. Also dub dubs

yet it? But I do like the way you think! Even if they come to a 10mph halt, I'll still take the weight of entire vehicles onto my body which would surely kill me! Well done, good sir.
Hey, thanks for being so polite! You have a wonderful day, good sir.

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>Try it*
Phone posting is a fickle mistress.

bump

Lol. Newfag.