So, I live next to a wetbrained middle aged loser who had a little drunk tantrum last week that got the sherrifs involved. His room is literally the size of a closet and i'm pretty sure hes huffing paint as well.
He talks to himself, starts inane random convos with me, pisses on the lawn, listens through the wall at whatever I am doing and bullshits the walls are paper thin when in reality he hides in this little closet and pulls his dick to whatever girl I have over and i'm plugging...
>>Textbook case of Jelousy. Which as you can tell, isnt a long walk for a drunk loser like him.
pic related to what hes now done for the 4th time, along with two eggings.
I'm already looking for a new place with a lifelong friend, I've already been sweeping for nails and placing them at his door, as well as installed a camera to deter him.
any good ideas to play psycological warfare with him?
Put super glue in all his locks. He gets locks replaced? Do it again.
Ethan Taylor
Why don’t you shut the fuck up you fat fucking nigger faggot cum guzzling ass shit licking queer bitch ass trash
Brandon Stewart
Point speakers at his wall, send nigger music and subliminal messages for him to kill himself. Best if you have it just loud enough to be audible but not obvious.
Ethan Allen
Y r u stooping
Owen Green
All this reddit spacing leads me to believe that you need to fucking leave.
Why dont you just put him out of his misery, faggot? Your ancestors were once gladiators. Be a man. Do them proud.
Austin Russell
>He talks to himself, starts inane random convos with me, pisses on the lawn, listens through the wall at whatever I am doing and bullshits the walls are paper thin when in reality he hides in this little closet and pulls his dick to whatever girl I have over and i'm plugging... I mean this shit's creepy but not totally unusual for most of this website (ie: a 40yo virgin).
Joseph Mitchell
dude once chugged an entire bottle of kahlua too.
Logan Clark
Because in real life, that gets you in prison and a bigger loser than he is.
Henry Diaz
Honestly op I'd just let him shake himself apart, its undeniable visible that this individual is unstable & a pin drop away from going postal, but then again maybe he's just lonely & has no one els that understands him enough to care about him, so he drinks his sorrows away until he cant feel anymore, in this day & age it wouldn't be far off to suggest such a thing, maybe think about that before jumping to such conclusions next time you see him & maybe you'll see something you didn't bother to notice before.
So youre just gonna play psychological warfare thinking youve one, amirite? Until next month rolls around and he fucks with you again. Just beat his ass, man to man. Stop avoiding confrontation. Its not that scary to approach someone, just do it with confidence and stop being a little beta with "social anxiety"
Samuel Morales
see, I'm a pretty reasonable individual. and I can otherwise agree with your candor in this regard, however- he is an unstable drunk and anything can be a match to his powder keg in a blast. theres nothing to understand. he lives in a goddamn closet and takes swings at his roommates when he startes getting all sappy. he claims his son has ripped him off and TBH i've never seen him have any family or friends come over- which leads me to believe based on observations- hes a fucking black hole of a loser.
tl;dr, no sympathy for assholes. My father was an abusive addict/drunk too.
Jordan Edwards
What state do you live in?
Christopher Lee
no, im gonna move out and find a better place rather than fuck my future and my job over some paint-huffing loser who has nothing better to do but vandalize what he is obviously jealous of.
if thats beta, then obviously youve got "beta" mistaken for "Adult thing to do"
Lucas Smith
Sounds like he is a schizo who is trying to punk you. You have two options.
Next time he comes over and wants to fuck around, piss on his leg to show dominance.
or you could buy a gun and shoot him, because he is going to kill you and probably soon. He is trying to disable your vehicle so when it's time to do the deed, you wont be able to drive away from him.
Parker Edwards
Well then dont make threads about it if you arent gonna do anything. This isnt a place for blogposts where you can feel free to whine about whoever you want. We dont give a shit unless youre simultaneously posting porn. Have you at least TRIED talking to him? Be honest with yourself. Itll show if youre lying.
Benjamin Peterson
I only ask because you can do your state/province's version of what we call a 5150 in California.
Carter Garcia
I already tried telling him to get physical about it, he just keeps claiming "its the adult thing to do to just let him punk me because im a skinny little twinkboy who cant hold his own" hes being a big pussy that cant even solve his own issues, good grief.
Jonathan Roberts
already got the self-defence aspect covered chief. Thanks anyway, Trying to remain law-abiding because its in his best interest.
Landon Murphy
>His room
Logan Barnes
well well well
it so happens we are in kommiefornia.
Carter Price
Pay a bum/hobo to smash that asshole's knees in with a hammer
Jack Anderson
rape him
Brandon Nelson
Put yourself in this situation:
A middle aged man who lives in a closet sized room is standing outside, smokes prime time cigarillios, starts saying out loud as he watches a looped music video of a girl on a surfboard yelling- SHES SMOKING HOT!! WOW!! SHES SMOKING HOT!!
....how the actual fuck do you respond to that??
Aiden Jackson
bump.
Tell me more user. I've already mentioned his odd behavior to my landlord and hes served him with a ultimatum eviction notice.
Grayson Reed
Fuck sakes OP kick the fucking shit out of him or at least pound a few bruises on his face. Every. Single. Time. He. Fucks. With. You. The fact you didn't do that from the start is why he keeps doing it.
Gabriel Sanchez
Damn that's hardcore ..... Put the nails in him and be done with it
Chase Gomez
if and when the moment he takes a swing at me, I will gladly user. unlike the logic of all the edgy trigger-troll fags- this is what is called 'self-defense' and all I got is circumstantial nails in my dirt driveway. and the eggings have stopped. The issue is going to get resolved in a timely manner by just finding a better home.
I'm just looking for some creative ways to make his meaningless existence even more impactful to his otherwise feeble, alcohol & aerosol saturated ego
Henry Cruz
If he's already being served eviction then he'll be out of your hair soon enough anyway. If you want to get him involuntarily committed you'll need to keep a record of psychiatric instability, particularly in ways that threaten harm to himself or others, and file incidence reports with the cops every chance you'll get. Only them or a hospital can actually decide to take him in and the cops will drag their asses on it which is why logging incidents helps. If you can get anyone else in the neighborhood involved it'll make it much easier. It's the long game but ultimately the one that will fuck him over the most. Just Google "CA 5150" for more info.
Of course if you want to expedite the process you can egg him on when no one is looking, particularly by gaslighting him, and trying to induce an incident. Small things that add up that he can't explain. Set up cameras in case he explodes around you because that'll be worth 10x whatever witness testimony you give and will sorta tie the cops hands in the situation.
Jeremiah Morris
Well if you're taking the passive approach then just keep defending yourself and watch out for his shannanagins, his lifestyle and poor attitude will be his own downfall.
