ITT we, a small band of mutinous Yea Forumstards, have commandeered the first spacecraft ferrying settlers to Mars...

Exquisite my friend

Every year on may 30th to commemorate the revolution we hold a competition in which men compete to see how long they can expose their genitals to the vacuum and radiation of space through airlock gloryholes, and the winner receives great accolades and universal respect.

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i wish that was dubs!

ROLLING for Bunker superviser. I'm a miner by trade. I'll teach you cucks how to operate space hoes.

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Anything that isn't in the ships manual is considered bullshit, until proven otherwise

I get to blast a hole in the space Biodome and take out an entire world population.

Fuck you, me, and everything in between.

GAS

The ship has a weekly high stakes poker game. The stakes? If you lose, you become the ships sex toy for a day.

no women allowed

we only radio to earth in silly or condescending voices

penis inspection day is the 3rd tuesday of the month

no alcohol, this is a dry space station

roll

Whites only

Roll

we work as quickly as possible to establish a mating program that mixes all present races to develop a perfectly averaged race

Roll. Sounds like fun

roll

Skimpy space suits are in fashion, the more revealing your life support system them more attractive you are considered. Goes for all genders.

Shot down.

We have a purge every year

Only porn available is furry porn. To discourage porn use.

We all pray to hitler, and anyone with a dick larger than 3 inches is forced into the vacuum of space, but by lining their asshole up with a small hole in the ship so they get slurped out in a painful death.

well shit.

masturbation is normalized and we're very sex-positive, but masturbating in private is seen as extremely taboo, deviant, and disgusting. all masturbation must be in full public view while wearing a designated "fap cap" on your head.

just chiming in to let you know that the pressure difference is only 14psi and not nearly enough to suck someone out by the asshole.

we demand that earth send us a supply ship of live goats but refuse to elaborate when asked why

no racism allowed

Racism allowed

We become tech crusaders and fuck alien bitches.

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this but instead we get fucked by the alien bitches

in our ultra-capitalistic society nothing is free and there's an hourly charge for breathing air

Well we’re a society of retards so we have to try it regardless and let them get a bad asshole hickey before we j shove them out the airlock

Sex is regulated by our government

gfs and wifes must be shared with the comunity, except with the niggers and Peruvians

Racism encouraged, one must partake in a race war at least once a day or be raped

every sunday at 3pm a massive dose of nitrous oxide is released into our air system and we all get fucked up. on holidays we mix in aerosolized hallucinogens.

this

gfs are provided by the government to all citizens

fucking lul'd

rolling for ass hickeys being a punishment for lessor offenses

cuckolding is mandatory

Op we need an update on list of rules

Niggers (if any) must communicate with monkey sounds or be shot unprotected onto the Martian surface.

All the good laws from Christianity.

Rerolling.

our anthem is:

youtube.com/watch?v=aSGJObJkWf0

and it's also our first transmission to earth

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kek
they already do

If it has a vagina, fuck it. Cause you ain't gettin any back home

Prime initiative is to genetically engineer catgirls for domestication

we work as quickly as possible to establish a mating program that mixes all present races to develop a perfectly averaged race

We all pray to hitler, and anyone with a dick larger than 3 inches is forced into the vacuum of space, but by lining their asshole up with a small hole in the ship so they get slurped out in a painful death.

in our ultra-capitalistic society nothing is free and there's an hourly charge for breathing air

gfs and wifes must be shared with the comunity, except with the niggers and Peruvians

our anthem is:

youtube.com/watch?v=aSGJObJkWf0

Nice

If dubs we destroy earth once we colonize

>we work as quickly as possible to establish a mating program that mixes all present races to develop a perfectly averaged race

this was rejected and the proposer killed due to trips

We have a purge every year

we're not vegan, but we are vegetarian

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we have a purge every 5 years

fattiness is incentivized by the government. let's get thicc.

We have a purge every 2 years

We develop an Orbital Rail System to scare aliens into giving us their women.

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE

Everyday at 4:20 pm niggers must eat a shit sandwich

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We breed with a species of alien nigger apes

no racist rules, all ethnicities live in peace and harmony in space

Niggers are forced to eat their own feces and make monkey squeels constantly.

Kill yourself NIGGER MONKEY

Every day at 4:20 pm we blaze it faggot

for fucks sake we're already breeding catgirls

we breed enormous gargantuan man-eating crush-your-skull-in-their-thighs amazonian catigrls

Around this same time we play a massive game of Jenga.

Nice. Also, the air filtration system is turned off so the smoke just sort of lingers for a few hours.

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are you suggesting we hotbox a space base?

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE

We use the weed smoke as a weapon.

Racism is mandatory. Anti-racism is punishable by death.

fuck off with the purge, free high quality weed for everyone!

We build pcs and internet able to connect to earth, so we can do useful shit and play tf2.

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Reroll

Mofo I got the weed in the station. Was kind of doing a two extremes thing til I got dub

racism is punishable by vacuum of space ass hickey

we consider ourselves mexican and spanish is our official language

rolling for supreme overlord

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lol

Well goddamn

at birth all space children are assigned a color and must dress as that power ranger for life

We form Right Wing Death Squads and teach aliens a new use for their asshole.

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all doors and faucets require solving a captcha before use

Nice trips

no fat chicks.

anime is banned

Elon Musk is banned from the planet.

kek

rolling

Islam is mandatory, women without niqabs are tortured

No rules are set, but we propagandize the fuck out of being healthy and fit.

Everyone is a scientologist

We bring only whites, blacks, and optionally, Latinos.

No Asians.

That way, when our colony visits earth, Asians will be considered as exotic to us as martians are to them.

We make hookers into vending machines.

Damn. Do quadruple digit dubs count?

piñatas every Wednesday filled with marijuana

That’s the thing

We ARE the nigger apes. Monkey brains and all.

No Elon Musk allow.

I'll roll it again for ya

That’s probably going to be one of our top priorities for sure.

Hotboxing a space base. What an opportunity.

It's all gone to shit, rolling for nuclear meltdown.

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It was us or them, they were comin right at us

kek

So we are mexican nigger apes who breed catgirls now? What unholy shit is going on up here

If dubs I blow up the space base because we failed to actually produce a catgirl

Beautiful

Does 5757 count as dubs?

Is 5757 dubs?

I can tell you right now.

I am Mexican. I don’t even speak Spanish, but my genetics are made of tacos and beans or whatever the fuck Mexicans are made of.

Cat girls on mars will be a thing.

What do you think?

Reel a sect of humanity out of the horde to be overlords of the rapidly regressing population.

no farting in the space ship

Is 5757 ams dubs?

Send a horde of nigbrains to bite transistor lines and shut off the power.

Nope

But I vote to blow up this monstrosity of a station

RIP

well shit, better bring some guns boys

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For real though we need way more threads like this to wade through all the shit on Yea Forums.

This and the guy who does civ on Ms paint.

Based,
I know Yea Forums is random but some uniformity would make this place all the better. We should make this topic into a general.

free pizza on saturdays

We continuously save all of our feces and then periodically load it into a rocket and fire it back at the earth

We set it up like a certain time, certain days of the week. Otherwise we just sound like another muh /b thread

or ship to mars is shaped like a giant penis

Any male shorter than myself must have their genetials permanently locked into chastity cages and are forbidden to wear anything besides thick, puffy diapers for my amusement. Any dissenters will be chemically castrated.

Pretty good. Also money is now hair, in that hair is now currency.

Reroll +our diet is pickles, peanut butter, and oatmeal.

beans, only beans

If we are all nigger apes then we all must kill ourselves.

Already taken care of

at least it's just a vote and you didn't make it a rule! hahahaha get rekt. everyone vote!

Toilet paper is laminated

Kek

all orgasms are mildly painful

Out retart!

Rule: Boxxy is queen foooorrreeevvver!

all clothing is forbidden.

Marijuana Mondays

Ah fuck yeah

Goes well with these two

i agree

Not allowed:
Niggers
Jews
Chinks
Greeks
Spics
Jews
Africans
Jews
Anyone who isn't Western, Northern, or Mediterranean European
Commies

Allowed:
Western Europeans
Northern Europeans
West Mediterranean Europeans (no fucking Greeks)
Traps

aw no dubs well it was worth a try

Only 100% pure illicit substances

Anal for the women

Witchcraft is legal

a urinal and bidet in every bathroom

Pepe frog is outlawed

everyone must get a pepe frog tattoo

Once a year we blow up a planet to stick it to those rebel scum

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We sacrifice a baby every year. In honor of Elon Musk, but he is still not allowed in.

Cut the beating heart from the chest of a virgin woman once every ten years.

Caturdays

already covered

May 31st is mandatory penis inspection day

Now we have a day to celebrate them

Furry porn is outlawed

Since we have no way of getting toilet paper, we make the niggers lick our assholes clean after we shit

There should be a gladiator pit where there will be fights with 2 men and 1 woman. whoever gets killed first needs to have sex with the remaining

Could have the male prisoners fight over brain dead clone bitches like chimps, would be some fun battles to watch to stave off the boredom.

Upon reaching the age of 50, you will be euthanized and recycled as either nutrition for crops or for the people.

Are you suggesting necrophilia?