Fuck, boys, how the fuck do I get a job? I just walked off my dish washing job because the people were toxic as fuck...

Fuck, boys, how the fuck do I get a job? I just walked off my dish washing job because the people were toxic as fuck, though I don't like being around people at all so maybe they were normal.

I got a degree in math and loads of analytics experience from a co-op, yet no one ever even calls me for an interview. I had a few, but they just ghosted and didn't respond to my follow up email.

Is there any small crime I can engage in that doesn't have a steep punishment? I have less $200 to my name and rent's due soon.

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put dicks in your holes for money

I can't be doing that shit here. I live in a liberal infested shit hole, all the fags are absolute degenerates and probably have diseases.

If all things fail then join the army. Seems like shit, but atleast you'll either die in battle or live with benefits before you go homeless

>so maybe they were normal.
No, they were toxic. The thing about jobs, much like girlfriends, is that people don't leave the really nice ones, so they're never hiring. Jobs with a lot of turnover, especially entry level, are frequently horrible.

You have 200
> buy and electrick pick gun
>buy gloves
>buy bandana or ski mask

Get into houses steal shit sell it at pawn shop
Easy money user

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Sounds liek u need targeted resumes.
Go to your local state emploment office & get some help

Good luck user

>Faggots faggots everywhere, but not a cock to fuck.

There are 4000 tech jobs open in Portland alone. Move to a big city, do software and web design courses online, and get a job in QA or something. A degree in math would be more than enough for a QA position and that could pay at least 70k/year.

Apply as a math teacher

can't here. all that shit requires more diplomas or degrees or certifications that cost way too much and more time spent in school which I can't afford. it's all just one big fucking ponzi scheme these days.

"FallingDown" I really need to watch that.
I loved "Phonebooth".

Already told u fag
Steal shit from houses or cars

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Where do you live I bet I could find you a job. Also, how's your credit?

You should get everything you need for a loan.

You ever think about claiming disability, that can go for almost 1k a month.

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A charged spark plug shattering a window makes me think this is bullshit

Isnt
You can even check on youtube if you want
(Tryed it myself worked 100%)

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sell your blood and sperms

I kek'd

I'm in the same boat with my mechanical engineering degree but I have started working on people's cars. Since I pay nothing in taxes and nothing to a shop I make a decent living.
Now my only obstacle is finding clients

im on west coast canada. my credit is probably awful, had $1000 debt for 4-5 years now and put little dents in it but always had to take out some more. ive tried man, completely failed in life, not sure how it got this bad. it's just too expensive here, the rent, my bills, nothing i can really do.

What if you have herpes?

and the IRS, eventually

fuck them, boomers don't want to hire me, then I won't pay their social security

You fuck them, they fuck you, dummy.

I've been ready

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100% right. any established place that is hiring usually has big personnel problems. good for a few weeks pay and thats it.

Where do you live?