Waifu

ayyyyyy!!!!!!!

>you know you wanna

damn right, no shame

Claim

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I kinda want to make my own tshirt with school shooting related content on it, is it possible for a tshirt to function as an illegal terrorist threat?

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I only have Steam

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like an MDE shirt?

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also add me on Steam

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probably in eurocuckland

me too... i wanna be fren...

What's Steam?

Plz member... hapy DAY!!!!!

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oh, okay...
n-nigger faggot..

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i do wen i rembr masterr

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Okay, I don't have steam
I was just gonna add you for the... experience
...and I don't support everything you do

MDE did not invent dark humor or anti-humor
I just wanted to take a stance against bullying by making them live in fear

Lucky I live in America where school shootings are generally more accepted

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I have no idea how to add people, you should just add me

that's too cute

wait what experience ._.,

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they didn't, but i enjoy them like a hipster wannabe.
making who live in fear?
o-ok...

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mhm lucky u~ livin in the land of tha free and teh home of tha braev!
*puts hand over heart patriotically*

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When I was 17 I ODed on ecstasy at a shitty rave and died for about 30 seconds. They had to use an AED to get my heart going again.

I recall the brief moment of hearing my own heart monitor flatline in the same moments everything went black. And then I was briefly in a red, classical looking room with a fireplace before immediately opening my eyes again, and I was in a hospital bed covered in piss and vomit.

Even having experienced "death," my constant sadness makes me want to go back to that room. My constant desire for something more, for something that just... Isn't, and can never be.

I want something to exist that isn't real, but even if it were to exist, it would then become real and my wanting for it would dissipate.

I want something that isn't possible; I want a paradox. But it cannot be defined, so I'll have to settle for my red room.

Goodnight, /b.

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you don't use an AED on a flatline

yo what it do

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Idk what they did I was a kid and I just assumed that would be how you treat a flatline. I blacked out as I'm sure most do.

My family didn't tell me anything after, they just immediately sent me to a 3 month rehab and we never really spoke of it.

>...and I don't support everything you do
I really didn't need to add this, I need to stop subconciously believing that stating that I think something is wrong actually make anything better in real life

Just LULZ
I was bored and I think you'd be interesting to talk to

Bullies, I was talking about normalizing killing them so they will be bullied out of bullying
I don't understand why school shooters kill random innocent kids instead of specific targets

America sucks but it's the best we have

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Nice 404 get

You write too much

Hi Louise~~

I will bore you to death :/

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that's a bit extreme...
i think they kill random kids because they're easy to kill and people want "high scores".
th-thanks...

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Hi nigger faggot

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neck yourself

Existence is gray

yo what

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Why is everyone's waifu always a loli

Who's that thot with the black hair?

I didn't take you for a racist

You should teach me how by doing it to yourself first :o

I want to know that too

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i'm going to stop talking to you now

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because loli a cute

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Whatcha up to
I just hate you, buddy

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You never call me a nigger faggot.

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best grill

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Why ? Is it because NF-user told you to?

Why do you still hate me? I miss talking to you

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nothing much...

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I'm a radical extremist, I want extreme results
They think people will hate them after they die so they get all misanthropic and decide to kill random humans, if we normalize bully killing they won't kill random people because they know humanity will still respect them

If you are being manipulative and dishonest then yeah probably
From what I've seen you are more honest on Discord, I don't know if you really trusted them or if you intended for them to be leaked, for the attention

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Cause you're a dummy, not a nigger faggot
Guess.
I'll be around here.
That can be nice sometimes

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i guess that makes sense...
>If you are being manipulative and dishonest then yeah probably
>From what I've seen you are more honest on Discord, I don't know if you really trusted them or if you intended for them to be leaked, for the attention
did you (You) the wrong person?
i guess...

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I'm always honest...
I didn't know they would leak it
It makes me not want to trust people anymore

Is it because I was honest with you?

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Then i need to try harder. Where's my dick shaped watermelonz?

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Never be honest with people

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i disagree
honestly has led me nothing to good. it is my rabbit's foot in life. i can lean on it to lead me to a good ending even if it has a bad instant result.

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Idiot coworkers can't stand any closer to the tv

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It can be! I'd love to have a sit around.
it's because you're a nigger faggot
What on earth did he mean by this

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Well how else can I be a nigger faggot...?

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Its not fair. I was honest with Louise and now she hates me

You hate me because the color of my skin and sexual orientation?

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>boyfriend goes to sleep
>boredom hits me like a ton of bricks

I miss him already

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what if that's all i do?
then continue being honest.
sometimes you just have to take a few punches to get good at boxing.
lmao (nigger) faggot

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Yeah it's 4D chess
nope, that was meant for Sono

Do you actually care what people in thread know about you?
I doubt you have ever trusted anyone

No reason not to be honest, the characters people play are usually more boring than their true selves, real life is just more poetic than the stories we tell.

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Lmao that's actually pretty funny
but nah you a cool guy
Nope! I'm pretty gay myself, so.
I hate you because you're you.
Then that's okay too, but you can find something fun to do as well.

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ive taken too many punches...

Its not that I don't know...
I just don't know how to care
I put trust in many people, but they're all the same. Humanity is full of double crossers

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funny how that works
just thought it sounded the smallest bit coincidental
it's not okay... i want to work.
you've only taken too many when you've given up

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You just want to hurt me... like everyone else

What am I even? I'm pretty normal and boring

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Lol you like girls, that is pretty gay

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I found one person I really, really trust and i'm very happy with him

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Find a job, then
You're a dipshit psychopathic monster.

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i wont hurt u, if i ever plan to i will tell u first

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is it me?
i hope it is.
no, i'm too underqualified to even stack rocks

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Sheeeit.
Btw, I got the new dashcam hooked up. When are we gunna go whip shitties?

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What's a dipshit?

Rea gave me Fun Dip, it turned my mouth blue

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please don't hurt me
-hides-

well as long as you don't post chat logs I'll be able to trust you :p

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Toronto RAPTORS won Game 1

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rarely i'll take screencaps of funny highlights. nothing inflammatory, though.
yay! who?

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Yes, you are my enemy, you hurt animals and I simply don't like that, I'm not lying to you
You're not my friend, but talking to you doesn't change anything in real life so I don't care

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work at mcdonalds then. it's easier than that
Never! Why don't you and Alice go and I'll watch.
Google it

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hehe i dont plan to~

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nooo no screen shots... don't be a Louise

They are an Canadian Basketball team of the NBA

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Alright, so I'll pick you up around midnight and we'll hit up the mall parking lot. Be sure to bring a helmet.

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unironically, it's too far away
hey, friend!
i'm sorry to trouble you so much.
are you doing alright? do you need to talk about anything?

oh, my, is it March Madness already? i ought to set my DVR!

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I would never harm an animal, how could you say something like that... I don't hate you, why would you hate me..

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you're both just awful.

Here's my waifu

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didn't you kill a dog?
it's not nice to lie, you know. you should apologize.
he cute

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I would rather you tell me in private

I'm very happy with him...

why were you lonely? i was lonely too because I couldn't relate to anyone

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does he control your life?

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Thank you

poor yui
you just want to put a blanket over her
tell her everything will be okay

I'm doing alright, work starts in 3 minutes~

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yes, Yui is very precious
oh, so late? what do you work in?

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This is why I wanted to talk to you in private... your persona is boring and there is no point talking to someone who doesn't exist

oof
I wonder what I did

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Isn't that past your bedtime mako
Find something closer then!
Well that's not happening

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am i Sono

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i'm trying!
also w-what are you doing? may i join?

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Remember lassies, use a slug as a fleshlight

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Yum

No comment...

I don't think he does, but i wouldnt' mind if he did :thinking:
I must go, bye~

I do EMT
I'm popping in some Dramamine right now. Wish me luck

Late because black people are night owls

I'm sorry for being honest
-hug- bye

you're kind of a jerk...
maybe I shouldn't talk to you anymore either

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Kase is Sono

i want him to fill my asshole with his love over and over

hm i suppose because i didnt have anyone to accept me, people will always accept people at their best, but thats not all we really are, so i was looking for someone who would hold me in spite of myself, kind of like having a place to fall if i did fall
im not sure why but it was important

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Hello all, checking in to kill time at work.

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Claimed and microdosed along with being 3 bowls deep. The comeup is starting to be noticeable and it's nice. 3rd night of sleeping with my daki again and doing this for my PTSD has been great for sleep and my anxiety and flashback bullshit is lowered significantly. Sorry for running on and on I'm feeling good and hope other anons are too!

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I would be oger-joyed to lad

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please be honest
oh, i see
what a funny coincidence.
stay safe.
nigger faggot, tfu
haha, yes!
a-are you gonna be alright?

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hi i think i'm going to die because i can't stop remembering every single embarrassing thing i've ever done please help

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is chen a girl???

do you want to handle someone at their worst? don't think so.

it's okay, we all get like that
just remember that nobody here knows about it and it can't hurt you anymore.

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There is no bedtime for the whipper of shitties.

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I believe in you!!
Cleaning up my room a bit.
If you'd like?
Sure
Hiiiii
Jealous your waifu is a canon lesbian

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i too like to be productive

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i do

how come these posts don't just get auto-deleted? just a bunch of avatarfags.

so if at my worst, I started flinging shit at your face, do you think you could handle that?

Here's my waifu retard-chan

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i'll fail
oh, that sounds fun and wholesome. i'd like to clean Tsugu-chan's room but he's so timid.
thanks! i'll be there in 15 minutes.

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At my worse I cum inside of donkey, can you clean ogre nut stains of an animal, I think not

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Good luck with work, hate going in and feeling like crap

Yup, surprising how good it can feel to get something off your chest... it also tends to be much easier when you do to anons

Ehh lots of down time so I'm lucky I guess

Would you rather the Andy shit posts?

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ive handled someone stabbing me at their worst, shit is smelly, but it washes off

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you've been stabbed? m-maybe you could use a hired gun like me to help you out.

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no but i can get firecrackers and an anal plug

Close enough

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Yeah giggly and had a laughing fit from the dosage but I'm doing great but with only maybe 2 second intervals of thought loops that go away instantly from the 1.2 psilo but i know that's because my excitement is increasing with the comeup. My prescribed cannabis is mellowing me out as everything color wise but not shape and outline starts to bleed into eachother. I know we're all gonna be doing great The one who posts Yui. I look back at what i type and it seems to be much more dazzled then maybe now and I'm rambling in text and typing as it's coming on

>Tldr; FANTASTIC

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oh, you remember my name! thank you.
i can't say i would indulge the same way as you do. i hope you at least stay safe and healthy.

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you and me both, don't get caught by the boss

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You will not!
I'm pretty much just at the stage of organizing my paints and stuff. It's slow going

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no if i had wanted them dead i would have done it myself~

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gee, you paint and stuff? i can hardly hold a pencil.
omae wa mou shindeiru

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Of course!

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This hurts to read on adderall

Lucky enough my boss is pretty cool, I can even play games on my laptop so long as the occasional work that comes up gets done quickly... if it helps me stay awake and focused it's all good

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I do! I cannot draw either, buddy, don't worrya bout it

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so where can i buy this stuff
no, no, it's okay...

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*hugs the yui chan*

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nani!?
*explodes*

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what

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Thread is uncomfortably fast

I'm going to go take a shower

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it's okay, just it's okay

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shower well

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ahh! an exploding yui chan!

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um
okay

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summer 2016 30 minute threads

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when a man and a woman love each other very much, what do they do?
yes, okay...

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hm they stay together and fuck and raise a nice family

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this is a bad idea

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that sounds lewd.
why so?

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Okay okay
HI ESDEATH IT'S BEEN A WHILE GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN

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essie uwu

The legend is back

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yeah...
i thought you left

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mhm its incredibly lewd

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Lewd you say?

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what are we even talking about

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yes very lewd
i think you told me how much you hated me

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qs4lIIKd0n4

fair enough, carry on
what kind of work do you do, if i may ask

do you still loathe monkey men

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mhm if ur doing it right it will generally be very lewd

I would never do such a thing for I do not hate you

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Well... it does not need to be a man and a woman necessarily...

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I'm actively leaving

I want to see what Esdeath will say while he's still here

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i guess you're right.. it's still hard to not dwell on it though and idk why
how're you though
yea too bad im not a cute 2d girl
but i don't really think of her in that way

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at least the Andy log threads don't break the rules.

I dont mind, I'm a NOC tech but for the most part I just watch a bunch of alarms that are 99% of the time showing all clear

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Honestly I've worried if Louise would go for a girl before
You don't wanna date your waifu?

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>I don't care if the threads are objectively worse as long as they follow my arbitrary set of rules
NPC

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That picture is so adorable.

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he he theres a whole episode for just that

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but you hate Sono, and i'm Sono so that means you hate me
what do you mean?
fair enough
stay safe and have a nice shower
nothing can be more embarrassing than being stupid NPC maids for Tsugu-chan
i'm alright. playing Rise of Liberty, which is a really cool Revolutionary War FPS
hello welcome

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:o

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Oh.... just if you feel such a strong bond with a person their gender no longer matters. All you need to know is love, that you want her to be your one and only lover to have and hold forever.

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if anyone around remembers me which looks like some do

hello good to see you as well its been a while maybe like 5 seconds or so since we last talked

hello waifuless friend

hi im a little less of a meme now as I used to be

no, I think its important for some men to be strong or just for people to do as they please really

dont get too excited 3 years of therapy and drugs have made me boring

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sounds monotonous and chill tbh
might sound weird, but are you USMC ruby?

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It's noncanon, it's ova. Same with the beach one.
You're not sono, dummy
Less lmao we're still in voice

i see, i remember you loathed me, not that i helped

not sure why you asked me a question if you only want to hear what you wanted to hear.

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