ITT: We greentext our first BJ

no one can cum from that

>sister wants to try something new
>decides its a good idea to blow me given the situation
>she raps her lips around my cock, I was only 4 inches at the time
>she sucks up and down while staring me in the eyes
>dick is diamonds
>then she stops
>"can you do that again sis?"
>she does it for 15 seconds and stops
>I didn't cum and would not experience a real orgasm for another couple of years
>she goes up stairs
>I take the tape back to my parents room because dad was a beater.
>I walk into my room that I share with her
>she is naked
>I was repulsed by her beaver
>tells me to act like a intruder and fuck her
>keep in mind we're preteens at the time
cont?

are you retarded or is this a joke

We said no non-fiction
Please get out with that fake shit

NO CONT

>be me
>be her
>she puts my cock in her mouth
>she slobs my knob
>like corn on the cob

yes continue

>My sister and I are children.
>Fingering and attempts at oral.
>It was crap, no idea what we are doing.
>Quite normal for kids to experiment a bit apparantly.
>No shits are given.

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>"be me"
>"be her"
>puts our cock in our mouth

>In High School
>Sophomore year
>Friend tells me this other girl likes me
>Pretty cute, into skateboarding, good music taste
>Ok sure
>We go out for a few weeks
>Give her a ride home after school like usual
>Asks if I want to smoke some weed she stole from her brother
>Sure
>We get decently high
>Head back to her room
>Start making out
>Work my hand down her pants and start fooling around
>She does the same to me
>She pulls my dick out of pants
>Starts the succ
>I nut and she swallows the whole load
>We date for a year and a half until I graduate
>She sucked my dick nearly every day and swallowed every single load
>Fast forward to after college
>See she's married now
>Profile pic is her kissing her husband

All I can think about is the hundreds of loads I let loose in that mouth and this man is kissing those lips. Gets me rock hard everytime I think about it.

>She sucked my dick nearly every day and swallowed every single load

I hope you returned the favour.

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did she just not have parents or what?

>I was a boy at the time and innocent
>my sister was fully naked and ready
>her loli pussy look like roast beef
>but its ok I seen her pussy like 5 years ago and she now has a innie
>so what to do, what to do...
>I could be an animal and fuck her brains out
>or I could be a good boy and say no
>long story short I took the blue pill and bitched out
>fast forward 8 years
>a long time has passed and my sister and I went to a party
>on our way home she brings it up for the first time in years
>says it was a one time thing
>now present time my sister and I aren't close at all
>we don't even hug each other
>its funny because she calls my phone a lot
>yet we barely talk in person

sometimes I think what if I really lost my V card to my sister, at the same time im glad it didn't happen. im a good boy

this is actually a good pointo

>on our way home she brings it up for the first time in years

what does she say?

how can you know if you've never tried before

besides,the op said "first bj"he never said anything about cumming from it

How come I've never been approached by a girl ever?

>Sleeping at best friends house, we were both 13 at the time
>Laying in the same bed because fuck sleeping on the floor
>I can't fucking sleep, so i decide to fap
>Didn't realize i was shaking the bed a lot
>My friend gets up in the pitch black darkness
>Feel the blanket getting pulled off
>Friend is now between my legs
>I feel his hands exploring my junk
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Suddenly feel a warm, wet, slick sensation gliding up and down my cock
>It feels like he's going to rip it off with how hard he's sucking
>I imagine fucking some hot girl while he's blowing me
>I cum in less than a minute, he swallows it all, i can actually hear him gulping it down
>Never said a single word
>FF to now, we're in our late 20s and he just got married to his beautiful wife

because you're fucking ugly and beta

>be me
>15
>friend has a house party, invites like 40 kids from school to stay in her huge house
>britbong so we're all getting drunk on shitty strongbow and buckfast
>in garden talking to my 7/10 qt3.14 friend who's a girl
>turn around to piss and feel her chin on my shoulder looking over
>"user you have a pretty big dick"
>swellingup.jpeg
>"thanks you wanna suck it?"
>"ok sure"
>proceed to get the shittest blowjob i've ever had to this day
>80% teeth
>don't cum, doesn't even really feel good
>she gets up after a couple of minutes and asks me to lick her pussy
>360 and walk away into the house

does that count? pic related

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>he

fucking faggot

>be me
>be 15
>gf and I making out
>she asks if I want her to suck me dick
>fuck yeah
>undo my pants
>she strokes me a little
>she goes down on me
>ow
>ow!
>OW!
>what's wrong?
>you're like.. biting me or something
>no i'm not
>she goes back down
>she teeths me again
>pull my dick out
>tell her to just finish me with her hands

You see sometimes girls who look unapproachable for this or that reason? You are male version

>Getting your cock sucked every day
>LARPING this fucking hard
>Being this much of a faggot

You're saying I'm too hot?

post pic I will say honest opinion

pic?

it was a one time thing, I wasn't even comfortable talk about tbh

>your mom sucks my dick

>Be me
>Get bj

I technically got oral from a cousin, but I don't really count it cos she was just experimenting rather than a real attempt. This was my first "real" bj

>Be me, 13 year old
>Meet GF at church group, 14yo fat slut
>She organises a "movie day" with friends on a teacher only day
>supposed to be at her friends house, instead we all go to her house, cos her parents were away
>Watch scary movie 2 and make out
>Halfway through movie she takes me to her room
>Make out more
>She pulls my dick out, starts to succ
>Feelsbadman
>I'm uncut, jerked off since I was young but I was a humper, wasn't used to rolling back foreskin
>Hurts the whole time
>Tell her to stop
>End up fucking, felt bad and wasn't hot at all
>Didn't cum
>Went back and watched end of School of Rock
>Movie was shit, just wanted to go home and wash slampig off my cock
>Went home & jerked off to my way hotter neighbour that I was cheating on her with.

Craigslist, nuff said

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>be me, be 17, be senior in high school
>girl who went to my elementary/middle/high school gets out of long term relationship
>see girl at party, exchange numbers
>text and shit, start hanging out after school
>invite her over and watch Cool Runnings wile lying in my bed
>she starts sucking my finer
>too dumb to know that was an invitation to finger town
>some awkward "well what now" goes down
>underwear comes off
>penis in mouth
>stop after 15 min or so, was too worried mom was going to come home

I was stupid and tried to turn it into a relationship but she wasn't interested so we stopped talking after that day. She went on to fuck around with like 8 other people I knew before the year was over.

>360 and walk away into the house
rarted

eating pussy is gross and causes throat cancer

>user meets girl someday
>girl sees wedding kisses
>think of how beta he was to do whatever she wanted for a bj
>glad she found a real man

>causes throat cancer
Only if it's Catherine

Sounds like you prefer cock?

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bit of a story, i wrote it out one day for a first sex experience thread

> having a shit time at school left at 16 and got a job at a mechanics
> whole life changes
> suddenly money, adult friends, alcohol, drugs, cars, real white trash crowd
> still have my school friends but harder to stay in contact
> The guys at work take me under their wing like I'm their mascot
> they take pride in getting me wasted and make sure I'm safe
> no girls yet but I'm pretty nervous about that and it shows, I spill spaghetti around any chick
> so one night party at this rural property, everyone's aged btwn 21-35. I'm easily the youngest there
> it's all good, down some jack daniels, sit by the bonfire smoking and listening to Metallica
> don't remember much more because like every time I end up drinking too much and throw up somewhere before passing out
> wake up in the morning alone in a spare bed
> feel pretty fresh, not hungover at all
> getting light can hear birds
> go and piss, get water
> too early, it's all quiet, place is a mess go back to bed for a couple more hours
> as I'm closing bedroom door see another one just opening, don't catch who it is
> dgaf just want to sleep some more
> couple minutes later knock on my door
> Deanna walks in closes door behind her. she's 25. Super slim, big messy black hair, white AF skin, tiny about 5'2
> asks how I'm doing and puts a coffee on the dresser
> sits beside me
> we talk, it's no big deal
> shes the gf of one of my workmates, nothing weird her being here, she's just one of the guys
> don't really remember the conversation, mostly her talking, asking me stuff I like. she's proud of me or some shit.
> puts her hand on my thigh gives it a squeeze
> Yeah that's not a normal touch, there's some electricity there
> Look at her face, her eyes go right through mine
> she's looking like a predator, and I feel out of my league
> her hand moves up to my junk
> Feel too embarrassed and look away
> she rubs around down there

1/3

> Fucking feels amazing
> nervous because of who she is, where I am, and this is completely unexpected
> not gonna shut it down though, close my eyes and lie back
> not much effort needed I've already got a boner
> she says to me 'youll keep this secret won't you'
> that scares me even more, like it means she's gonna do shit to me
> uh huh
> her hand is really pushing into my dick, feels way different having someone else do it
> It goes off me, she puts it under the quilt
> she puts in back on me, wraps her fingers round my dick
> skin on skin
> light fapping, real slow
> drives me crazy
> I only do hard and fast but the way she's doing it has me squirming
> I feel self concious because I haven't showered, feel slimy down there
> she tells me to move to the side of the bed
> I scooch over against the wall
> "No, move closer to me", dickhead me is even more embarrassed, can't even follow directions, she must think I'm a tard
> she's still holding my dick as I get right by her
> I have no fucking idea what's going on and have no confidence to drive any of this, she's calling all the shots
> she gets off the bed gets on her knees
> ???
> her head disappears under the doona
> oh ok, I get it, shits about to get real
> still fapping me, going so slow, but I feel something on the end of my dick
> wetness
> Can tell that's a tongue licking around
> let her lick and kiss all around
> I cant help it, push my dick up into her mouth
> lips close around me
> feels real wet
> she lets out a hum and moan
> gets sucking
> I can't see anything, she's hidden under the bedding
> Move around while she gives me my first ever bj
> I can't even describe how amazing it felt
> just warm, soft, wet
> dont know what shes doing exactly but I know shes enjoying it, keeps letting out soft moans
> look down watch this shape moving around under the bedding
> put my hands over her head and hold them there live I've seen in porn
> Push my dick into her mouth as she sucks

2/3

> suddenly feel alpha af
> Too exciting though
> Can feel pressure in my balls
> no surprise, I'm already about to blow
> I wanna cum, but not yet, want to stretch this out a bit
> Try to sit up and pull away
> She's having none of it, stays firmly attached to my dick
> her hands hold my hips down
> ok, I can't fight this
> You want me lady, you can have me
> lie back fully, stretch out and let it happen
> I blow
> let out a groan as my dick fires
> she stays on the job, keeps me in her mouth as i cum
> amazing gulping noise from her that's the icing on the cake for me
> it's going down her throat
> I'm pumping my arse as I feed her cum
> she takes it all
> everything feels amazing, my whole body is warm, by dick is tingling, head is spinning
> she stays attached to my cock as we wind it down, but the moment I start getting tender she stops sucking
> strokes it a couple more times
> then her face emerges
> she looks fucking beautiful, her skin is red, she looks flushed
> gives me a cheeky as fuck grin
> says 'good morning'
> I can't say a thing I'm about to fucking die
> Finally let out some retarded idiot comment
> She sits back down and rubs my head like im an actual kid, strokes my hair
> feels comfy
> 'remember say nothing'
> oh yeah Deanna, I'll never tell anyone
> gets me to sit up and she holds the coffee up to my mouth like im a six year old
> ok rest up, I think you need it
> she walks out closes the door behind her
> I push the bedding off inspect my dick to see if it's any different
> looks exactly the same. Am so fucking proud of myself, he was inside a chicks mouth
> notice not a trace of cum
> Have another sip of coffee and lie down again
> So tired and drain I fall asleep
> Two hours later I go out to a busy kitchen, eggs bacon hash brown and mushrooms for breakfast
> sit across from Deanna and her bf
> she and I act cool as anything
> nah, she's cool, I'm a fucking nervous mess terrified he's going to find out somehow what we've done

kek, lurk moar summerfag

>>but its ok I seen her pussy like 5 years ago and she now has a innie

This doesn't happen... what the hell dude lol

>me, 15, dating 17 year old butterface.
>been dating for a few weeks, both virgins. first real relationship
>putting my dick in a mouth I kissed seemd a bit gross
>she is dying to swallow my cock
>talk about it for a few days, decide next time we're alone is the day.
>hanging out at my house, my mom is next door.
>make out hard. lots of groping
>she pulls out my dick, she's given me about 100 handjobs by now.
>looks intently at my cock. doesn't say a thing
>"ok". closes her eyes and starts heading down
>oh shit, it's moist, and warmer than expected.
>holds my dick in her mouth a while
>I begin moving my hips up and down, thrusting my dick into her mouth.
>she doesn't react much
>start grabbing her head as I thrust
>slurping sounds, she breaths heavy
>start facefucking her before knowing that was a thing
>she gives into my cock ramming into her mouth
>"I'm close"
>she asks me not to come in her mouth, she still thought cum was gross (that didn't last long)
>pull out and cum on her tits.

we dated for 2 years and for that first year she sucked my cock about 3 times a week, sometimes more, sometimes less, but she got a consistent diet of cock for a while

some context, the school where this took place was located near a small wooded area that the older students would hang out in
>be me
>be at middle school
>be playing outside near woods at recess
>girl comes up and wants to show me something in the woods
>go to woods with her
>get taken through a bush where we can't be seen
>girl says to take off my pants
>take off pants
>she sucks the D
>cum in her mouth and finger her
>we head back to recess
>recess ends and we go back inside
>day ends and go home
>someone must have found out because I don't see her again that day, or the next, or the next, or ever again
really sucks because she was my favorite teacher

she did a lot of growning huh?

i cheated on my GF with a QT latina. she asked to suck my dick. i couldn't cum cause i jerked off twice already that that day. i hate myself.

They didn't give a fuck. Her brother was in his thirties and lived at home, worked at Arbys or some shit.

We 69'd a lot but she loved sucking dick. More than sex.

I was her ride home, and her parents would get home a good 2 hours later. Plenty of time for fun.

She was actually pretty crazy. Thought we were getting married, soul-mate shit. I moved away for college.

>16
>Playing FFXI on Playstation
>Girl in my linkshell and I spend all our time talking to each other
>We roleplay sexual stuff in-game eventually
>Spring break rolls around and she invites me out to see her, tells me that she is actually 26 and a teacher
>Still into it so I tell my parents I'm going to take my own little vacation for spring break to see friends
>Fly into JFK, where she'll be picking me up to take me up to Canada so we can drink
>Arrive and find her waiting near luggage pick-up with guy at her side
>She's married
>Still decide to go for it despite how awkward it is
>Arrive 6-ish hours later, still painfully awkward but drinks and food settle nerves.
>Get really drunk for first time in life and we go back to hotel
>Two beds, they are in one and I lay down.
>Feel her climb into my bed maybe 20 minutes later and proceeds to start sucking my dick with husband watching
>Spent most of free time with dick in hand so it takes awhile to get me off but she does
>Thinking I'll be losing my virginity but he supposedly is suddenly not okay with it so she goes off to console him and I pass out thinking about how she's kissing him to make him feel better with after just swallowing one of the biggest loads of cum I have ever had

Anyways, we proceeded to go back down to Vermont where they lived. Tried repeatedly over the course of a few days to fuck her while he was at work (her work was also having Spring Break so she stayed home). Never succeeded, thought it was because of him but during a heavy make-out session I started to go down on her an inadvertently earned my red wings.

Needless to say I was not a fan of going down on women for nearly a decade, and we didn't ever really speak again after it all.

>was my girlfriend at the time, now my wife
>She lived with two roomates, both Latina
>Wanted sex but she was a little conservative
>Latina, hardcore religious, but also great body
>Roommates gone to see a movie supposedly
>We kiss and she touches my dick
>She takes it out and is amazed...7.5"
>She starts to suck me on the couch while watching some bullshit movie on the TV
>Hear the friends in the parking lot outside the window
>Rush to the bathroom instead so I can finish
>She barrels in with me
>Finishes me in the bathroom
>Her friends were both in their room reading and studying
>Later when I fucked one of them she told me they both knew exactly what was happening
>good times

moar stories about religious grls

>Be 10, maybe 11
>Sister's friend is staying the night, two years younger
>Girls are sleeping in parents room
>Sneak in when parents are asleep
>Sister sleeping but friend is still awake
>We've fooled around before, kissing and touching but not more
>Start fooling around, feeling her pussy and her breasts
>Slide my pants down and gently push her head in that direction
>She goes straight for it and immediately takes me into her mouth
>This goes on for a minute or two until we get scared someone will wake up
>Stop, go back to separate rooms
>Find out many years later she was molested heavily by her uncle and that's why she know how to suck dick =/

alright, already posted first time getting one, now giving

>me, 24, gotten lots of bjs by a number of girls
>visiting lesbian friend in another country
>party is at a high end gay club
>she invites all her gay and lesbo friends
>lone straight guy in the group, not the first time, don't care
>drink some, walk through the huge and oddly intricate club
>girl in the group notices me spending a lot of time alone.
>pretty cute, probably a lesbian
>drink, talk. "is she a tranny?" kinda can't believe I got fooled for a while.
> keep talking. "fuck, she's still cute"
>dance. feeling out for a bulge. can't feel it. banging body though.

>be me
>be virgin

That includes the holy slong slurp

>Friend texts me to meet a girl in the theater's costume room in high school.
>After rehearsal, I meet her there to "help find a hat"
>Walk in and she takes off her shirt
>close the door, tits in my face for 5 minutes
>Precumming, takes off my pants
>turn off lights and she licked my shaft up and down for an hour.
>This is what she thinks blowjobs are. Oh no.
>"Usually guys cum by now"
>"Those guys don't jerk off much then"
>Her phone rings, it's her parents. She needs to come home
>I instruct her how to suck me off.
>"Just put it in your mouth, bob up and down, don't stop."
>I cum buckets in 3 minutes of that.
>She swallows it all.
>It's 10pm but I still gave her a 5 minute head start so we aren't seen leaving together.
>Nothing is at risk, but we're inexperienced.
>victory.

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second part

> still think it's a tranny, but kinda curious at this point.
>meet up with my friend. straight up ask her if her friend is a tranny
>she laughs, in a friendly way. "you should find out for yourself, user."
>tells me to go back to her place, she'll stay with the group.
>take the keys, go back, half terrified, half ready to go.
>get there. drink some, make out a bit.
>she goes down on me. possibly the best blowjob of my life at that point.
>fuck it. I don't even care anymore
start taking off her dress, hesitates.
>she stands up and slips off the dress. no bra, nice tits but fake. "oh shit.."
>standing in front of me, no clearly visible bulge but something is odd.
>takes off panties, dick falls out from between legs.
>not sure what to do, she takes a couple of steps towards me.
>for the first time in my life I find a dick right in front of my face. I don't feel disgusted though.
>open my mouth, next thing I know there's a dick in my mouth. I can feel it getting hard.
>close my eyes and try to enjoy it. kinda do.
>she starts moaning, I'm all kinds of confused.
>pretend it's my own dick I'm sucking and get really into it.
>I can feel it's about to happen. get grossed out by the thought of cum.
>take out the dick and stroke it.
>she cums all over my face, kinda gross but whatever
hooked up couple more times before leaving

>be me, 15 years old, working at summer camp
>camp is in this old turn of the century hotel on an island
>late night, go with my girl and break into the hotel
>go to the top of the hotel tower and watch the sunset
>come down, in hotel lobby, nice couches, start to make out
>she goes down... great success
>hooked up with her friend like two weeks later

Newfag

Not the user you were talking to but I know I do

>be me, 15
>was with hs gf, was a clingy bitch
>happened on a band bus late at night
>unfinished
>been single since the third time I tried to break up with her
>mfw I've been single ever since breaking up with her
>mfw an unfinished bj has been the peak of my sex life for 5 years
>mfw I was too rarted to save the full-size image

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