If Keanu Reeves grew on trees, he'd be Keanu Leaves

If Keanu Reeves were a powerlifter, he'd be Keanu Heaves

If Keanu Reeves was a grade school bully, he'd be Keanu Tease.

If Keanu Reeves had allergies, he'd be Keanu Sneeze.

It Keanu Reeves was wind he would be Keanu Breeze

If Keanu Reeves got paralyzed, he'd be Christopher Reeve

If Keanu Reeves was autistic he'd be Keanu REEEEES

Wouldn't he be John Wick?

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Super laughed.

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If Keanu Reeves was black he'd be a nigger.

If Keanu Reeves was a locksmith, he'd be Keanu Keys.

if Keanu reeves farted on me I would be cut like swiss cheese

I see you came in on the slow bus. But thanks for playing anyway.

if keanu reeves was a fan he would be keanu breeze

If Keanu Reeves was nuts hed be Keanu Deez

Thanks, Jon Hamm and Nut.

If Keanu Reeves saw a chinese man doing landscaping all by himself, he'd help him rake the reeves.

if Keanu Reeves grew on Asian trees, he'd be Keanu Reeves

If Keanu Reeves were a frozen vegetable sold in a grocery store, he’d be Keanu Frozenpeas.

If Keanu Reeves was a bigger, he'd be Keanu Please.

If Keanu Reeves covered your arms he'd be Keanu Sleeves

imagine a movie about this premise

If Keanu Reeves was an organic green tea based soda hed be Keanu Steaz

Isn't that the premise for the movie Keanu?

If Keanu Reeves had swag, he'd be Keanu Steez.

If Keanu Reeves was polite, he’d be Keanu Please

If Keanu Reeves posted ITT we'd say Keanu Jeez!

Kek

When Keanu Reeves discovers Yea Forums Keanu never Leaves!

If Keanu Reeves stopped washing his dog, he'd be Keanu Fleas

Keanu Reeves asked to give me a golden shower once. He said "let me Peanu Please!"

Send this to him on twitter

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I like Keanu Reeves, that means I respect what Keanu Believes.

If Keanu Reeves fetched what you asked, he'd be Keanu Retreives.

If Keanu Reeves converted to religion, he'd be Keanu Believes

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If Keanu Reeves lost a family member, he would be Keanu Bereaves

lost

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This post deserves at least some trips

If Keanu did a Q&A online he'd be Keanu Jeeves

If Keanu made you house smell good he'd be Keanu Febreze! ...kinda sounds like a porn name though

Underrated

If Keanu Reeves was Captain Hooks bo'sun he'd be Keanu Smeeves

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Or Keanu Moss, Keanu Nuts, Keanu Acorns, Keanu Mistletoe. Your post is weak and not funny.

Whenever Keanu travels to China then Keanu Reeves

There is already a jeeves post, read the thread faggot

If Keanu was a butcher, he'd be Keanu Cleaves

If Keanu Reeves was on meth, he'd be Keanu Speed.

If Keanu Reeves GOT EEM, he'd be Keanu Deez

It saw that, it was shit

If Keanu Reeves was a spoonerism he'd be Reanu Keeves.

If Keanu Reeves wanted you gone, he'd be Keanyu Leeve

If Keanu Reeves was sent this thread on twitter, boy o boy i hope Keanu Reads!

If Keanu Reeves was anal lube, he'd be Keanu-EZE

Yours is shit, dumb nigger, shut the fuck up

If he was Superman he would be Christopher Reeves

If Keanu Reeves read this post then Keanu Rereads

If Keanu cleaned furniture he'd be Keanu Febreze

dude, that was poetry

If Keanu Reeves was a marauder, he would be Keanu Reaves

quit samefagging OP

If Keanu went to the bathroom he'd be Keanu Relieves

If keanu reeves was gay he would be a faggot

If Keanu Reeves was really annoying he'd be Keanu Peeves

If Keanu Reeves gave his seat to a lady in the Subway, he would be Keanu Concedes.

nice one dad

If Keanu Reeves delivered weed, he'd be Keanu Eaze

If Keanu Reeves wife didn't die when he was younger, he probably wouldn't be so emotionless and depresed

If Keanu Reeves lost a loved one in the past he'd be Keanu Bereaved

If Keanu Reeves was a faggot he'd be Keanu Puhlease

If Keanu Reeves was Italian, he'd be Keanu Cheese

If Keanu Reeves was a degenerate user, he'd be Keanu Memes

If Keanu Reeves got shot, he'd be Keanu Bleeds

If Keanu Reeves was president during 9/11 he would be Keanu Reads

If Keanu Reeves used Yea Forums, he’d call you a niggerfaggot.

Found the nigger