CELEB THREAD

CELEB THREAD

RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW

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3rd

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>45th

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I want to fuck Elle in the butt

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and so it begins
very nice

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No u

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i want to suck her penis until it shoots hot c-

nice tongue
sorry she does not do that

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I'll introduce her

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>QUEEN NOW

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no. everything good. there are many and mysterious, secret and dangerous reasons why I deleted it
she looks like she has something planned

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i don't wanna love victoria anymore

>>QUEEN NOW

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jungle fever
wanted to post Elle but Riri is also good

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That lighting makes her boobs look amazing

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ooohhh danger gets my...
i mean i am way too excited to post straight
im definitely high or something

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little Ari went to shop for some clothes
at the mall this afternoon and a nerd asked
if he could munch on her
bum and clean it with his tongue!

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she may have emma watson beat at this rate

>i don't wanna love victoria anymore
Gay pride!?

Queen wants you to live your best life user.

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posting Rihanna now.
weird. I know.
What did you take?
did you take some good old mineral water or something more spicy?

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i took some special tea i made myself from a plant i grew

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you can't catch me gay thoughts!

How special is special?

peppermint? I love peppermint tea

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you know that class they made you attend your entire life? way more special than that
uh huh

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WEEEDDDD?
I hope you do nothing illegal

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Oh fuck that's pretty special

its cute how nervous you get around drugs user
it's like double thick reinforced helmet and full knee + arm pads special

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My m-m-m-m-mistress i-i-i-is a very b-b-b-b-beautiful w-woman...

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are you high user

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yes she is

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Bawww!

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Go find a Turk & ask him to fix you up

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Yo chill out with that shit, not trying to cum so soon

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer

drugs are unhealthy. as long as you don't impair other people I don't dislike it.
Legalize it
me in the middle
kek

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Nooo! little Ari said and rolled her eyes
almost three hundred and sixty degrees
around, little Ari doesn't want a blue shirted
and heavy glass eyed nerd to touch her
soft and dankish smelling bum hole!

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Someone posted a cutie on here but it got deleted.... I wanna know who she eas

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don't even trip homie, i got this

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Uuuhg, I'd almost prefer Ellen-fag back over this villa-dog

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kek

F-fuck

i would eat a salty small batch chocolate off vickys tongue

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there are many other things wich are way more unhealthy than drugs. like obese people
how do you made your tea?

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We're a chatty bunch tonight aren't we?

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with love, intent and some almond milk
i agree about the obese thing, it's scary to let ones self go that badly and die from it that is just horrible why did you even bring that up

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i am so fucking horny rn

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besides she winked at him she just spurt out
of her bum hole in her car before she pulled
up here a tiny blob of brown poop! and
she likes the feeling of this brown bum goo
mushing around her bum crevasse as she
walks around in the store and shops; and
further she likes the smell of her own poop
as it smears over her bum! and she took a
great heaving breath of air as she stood
in front of the pulpish weakly nerd!
he stood there, shivering in fear, and tongue
tied, unable to speak, or mutter anything
more before little Ari, this goddess before
him that might destroy his heart with another
long mock!

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Did you try nutting?

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Stop it

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Whatever you say... faggot

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I am looking something with a fat american actor
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
sorry. I did not want to say it AHHHH
I will get something to eat and sleep.
bye

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will probably have a wank rn

i just want to nut on her face

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Wh-whoa! Oh shit, oh shit lemme just get some footing
>Lean on a chair as I ejaculate all over the floor, trying to maintain my balance
Ohhhhh SHIIIIITTTT!!!

Um, do you need a hand user?
And I do mean that in both ways.

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>and she stood in front of the pulpish weakly nerd!

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The purses are getting a little ridiculous lol

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>Olivianon is quite lewd
Noted

i just want to be her foot slave

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Oh shush, I'm not a prude

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It's fashion, we mustn't question it.

for some reason i have no idea what you were trying to convey in your post, user

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God especially present Tay, fuckk

You are attentive

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little Ari smiled and walked away, confident
another man she has humbled, who did no
worth of any good in little Ari's hawkish eyes,
or interpretations, beyond his request for her
sweet brown hole, which after two seconds
by fain the term of her interest and speakings
took it her its licence!

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You're right.

That's a silly looking icecream, Kiernan thinks so too.

I'll take that as a compliment.

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fuck you trannyjanny how dare you delete my and ems' post. I won't stand for it

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slut

i want to take this lovely face and fuck her gorgeous mouth

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Something so tame about using butt

Whore!

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ems is just a figment of all our imaginations

Nein

Do you think she'd like it? Sounds rude.

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oh my boner...that freaking thot

Kek
This user gets it

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id let her fuck my mouth with her penis

Same
Not the way I'd use it

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she will love every second

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Yuss, victory!

Death to all affirmative-action hire careers, fucking plague on entertainment.

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yeah he very well may be but if he's going down, I'm going down. fuck that noise.

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why do you make me love her

I‘m just a collective hallucination, who dis tho?

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Like what you see?

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omg no why are you doing this im hard now

>he deleted it

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Damn.
Imagine cumming on her face.
Then drawing the world map on her forehead with your cum.

Yea Forums is weird now...like anons know each other in celeb threads?? Wtf

who says this

No u

I can stop if you want, but I don't think you want me to

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We're like one big, happy family.

we just pretend
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I dont think i can stop myself...but i know you like it too fag..

Big if true

Time for some comfy cute posting

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William bed

Bed to will, Go

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leave him alone

That‘s an extremely confusing thread to me, but I‘m also confusingly high.
I can not trust my own thoughts.
Better ask user
Anon how high am I?

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Hasn't that been going on for awhile now?

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Stop smoking

higher than giraffe pussy

Would smash

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>Half plant
>Half qt
>All boop!

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Just look into my eyes user

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Planning on it. Just wanted to post some cuties first.

Thanks user

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ofuk

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like a bag of sand

>affirmative-action hire careers
?

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higher than china zun
less high than burj khalifa

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aubr is cute and i'm not gay

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yw brofessor

In user I trust

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do you know what affirmative action is?

That dog is gorgeous.

was cute

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???

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It’s become a popular hobby around here to tell me to go to bed. I can’t even remember how that started.

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past tense

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in that case get that sexy ass into bed bitch

Yes, WTF does that have to do with her?

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Eat compassion

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okay user..my dick is out and hard you want to do this?

Alien queen OwO

god yes

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Is it bad that when I see "hidden nose" jj, I want to boop it even more?

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oh hey anons

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You can still like ladies after Hollywood kicks them to the curb at age 30, user don't be an asshole

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I’m getting mixed messages here

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Soon as Emma hits 30 I'm dumping her to the curb. That's just the way it be.

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Cultivate hydration

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How do you do that?

No fren, you like a challenge :)
You’re such a qt, I boop you all day
Jj has the cutiest nose

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very carefully

She gets to look down at her tits any time she wants but we can't. Doesn't seem fair.

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damn

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she is proof there is a god while simultaneously proof that god isnt real

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Embrace appreciation

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I never thought of it like that, but it's a very intriguing point. Maybe he exists and he wants us to suffer, but if he did why would he create such a QT for us to look at in the first place? It's all so confusing.

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And baking with love and then eating it is not the same.
>looking at you bd

Nessa user your new bae?

to test your fortitude. forbidden fruit, etc.

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I'm not sure about this, cutie. You might have to demonstrate for me. In bed.

>villa
Does she at least have a dick?

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You're a much wiser user than I.

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Is bd here?

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Amber heard anyone please

>

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Does it look like it Stevie Wonder?

Bad step mom

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?

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I hardly eat the stuff I bake, just the hot dog buns. I've been eating some donuts lately but I really should stop.

Yeees.

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why dose she look like she's about to get BLACKED?

Nah, he just cute af, I like him.

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No earthly being is worthy to but look upon jj. She cannot be contained, or even understood. Only witnessed.
Like the first warm sunrise after a long, cold winter.

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I would pay good money to cum down her throat.

super hot, but absolutely 100% batshit crazy

I can demonstrate that more effectively in bed anyways, what a coincidence!
You rascal

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I would 100% fuck the crazy out of her.

Sloot

Singer Lena katina. Id fuck her every night

youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8

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I take offense to that, I'm a good boy, tryna get my life back on track. :P

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Approve, dumb whore was in Washington last week lobbying for making nude uploading ´illegal without permission'

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Did I just get to first base with appreciation?
Noice!

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GO TO BED WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WTFFFFF....
YOU'RE NOT IN BED PATTERSONNn
WTFFFFF......

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like wtf-bitch get over yourself

revenge porns already a crime, as is guessing your stupid iCloud security questions

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Excellent. I'll bring the white rum.

y’all havent posted the Queen Sabrina yet? shame

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oh shit just as i post this

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post her broster

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Nein

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Them donuts ain't gonna powder themselves, gotta go now. See yous.

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she needs to quit playing already lmao

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heh, that's where you're wrong kiddo....
nothin personnel kid...


>sabsfw will is just awake and acting like nothing is going on

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Sabsbroooo

thanks, captain obvious
she's hot enough to not care about what she thinks or does

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>ywn find a girl that looks at me like a sexy Kiki looks at ice cream

;___;

wonder what happened to the OG Sabsbro. I quite liked him.

I is not him

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