Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
Looood

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literally who?

Looks like Victoria to me.

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the chick with the thing

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>Looood
Come now little witch, steal some semen for a spell

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I wonder what we could do to make your mood just a little bit lewder. Hypothetically, I mean. Not that I'd want to try, or anything.

a great one, I'm back
for a while
this user is right you know
although I would have said it less rude
that was just giving it away very bluntly
how unlike you :P

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What them nipples for?

WUT

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babsanon likes fapping to blacks but I'm not supposed to tell

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hmmm... I have to depart for a short while, we can discuss this further on my return :3

I know you're a lewdie silly, just teasing cos you're sleepy :3

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You're only allowed to fap to blacks once a week.

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hio

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GAME OVER

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Maybe we will. Let's find out.

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I have a very difficult time understanding a lot of you.

I don't understand what that means.

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ayyyio

>WUT
lol, just watched ep10/10 of 'What we do in the shadows'

Seamen stealing witches joke is half the episode

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she is sending me the heart face emojis. BOYS


CLOWN WORLD IS AWESOME

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nice try, but everybody knows that only one gal would get my aryan genes willingly :P
Don't do that to me, won't get such things
especially when tired.
hey (pic related)

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is there a designated day we can do that?

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i love that shit, its so stupid its funny

this is going good!

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not what you said to me earlier

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ayyyyy
Nice pic, full of happines and joy (:

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Monday morning between 0100 and 0200.

l e g g

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that's one of the cutest Elle pics, ever
you're still a retard though

Nice.
Greasy.

okay 1 and half hour texting. I am able to say that she likes me. eye contact worked

U W U

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is this the real world or fantasy?

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Bonnie

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It's Emma the nigger lover.

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She was great in La La Land

this is ridiculous

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Who lovers nigger cock? Emma does.

Has she been with a negro? Not that I remember.

That she was, that she was.

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She's been Blacked!

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do not reciprocate the emoji. also, don't make her think this is new ground for you by replying to quickly nor by replying with too much said. keep it simple and direct until she's on the line, give her plenty of slack on that line and make her think she's in control, and lastly wait until the hook is in (y'all are together) before you yank it and set the hook. seems a tad complex now, but in a few months time, you'll be able to seal the deal in ten minutes or less. and most importantly my friend, being nervous (to a point) is more than okay in person, because every woman, every person just wants to feel that they're *worth* being nervous about. once you're there, the world is truly your oyster. I'm rooting for you hard my niggy :3

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Slooot

She has a sweet body. Would fuck.

there's only two browns I like, and one of them I'd even potentially fap to
never have though, so good luck getting me to do that :P
one more for you :P

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>red bush
God bless her

You guys are ok

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Yum yum.

Prepping for Mandingo.

You too!

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NOT REAL

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you kept begging me to send you some nicki

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Qt patooty

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You are also ok

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you don't have to be that way with every emmabro just because I don't care for black people my dude. we already like you fine.

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Do pale-ass skinny soy boys count ? Blacked implies more...straight off-of slave ship

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charlie xcx
victoria justice
fucking who?
emma watson
huh who?
who dis?
who da fuck is this?
who?
emma again
game of thrones martell chick
emma again
bab palv
emma again
emma
pretty much an emma thread at this point
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tyra banks
k not even calling emmas anymore
who even is this? a celebrity?
who?
beats me
?
never even seen this person ever
a ''celebrity'', who?
double who?

Idk, people who view entire races as lesser are usually lesser people themselves.

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why would you do this?

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>you kept begging me to send you some nicki
I doubt that Babsanon, or indeed anyone else, would actually do that

McKayla Maroney
Ex Olympian turned awesome thot

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Gimme Elle ass

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Me is happy (:
I can accept that
You're especially ok

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Are you a bot or real?
Am I real?
wait a sec
you are more than okay m8

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Nice, we‘re making progress here :)
>checked

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First we have to try and fine out what "real" even is.

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there it is

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that's fine and that's probably true. however you not liking me for it won't ever change the cold truth....niggers always gonna nig. we all deal with it in our own ways it's whatever

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Nothing's real, it's all a fever dream. Change my mind.

Danke
Now put it in my lap

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nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

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FMK ?

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Nah, I'm average ok, lol
also checked
Yeah I've given up on that matter

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CAN'T WAKE UP

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K/K/K/F/K

OKAY
yesterday with her
2 hours texting
will meet her next week
heart emojis
THIS IS LOOKING GOOOD
and I will plan a trip to the Observatory for when she is back after her holidays

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I remember that a bit differently, but I can't prove those claims wrong. I guess I'll just have to live with sb claiming I'd like to jerk it for nicki.

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kill all except kendall

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What is that on her leg, a scar?

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K FFFF

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did the legit version of this one ever get released?

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What if you wake up, and reality is somehow even worse? Would you even want to risk it? I only stay asleep because I don't want to wake up, tbph.

>K/K/M/F/K
Think of the alimony you could score

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why? you seem to be nice
Ginny?

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Is this a heaven?

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K K K M K

You're starting to scare me user.

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No this is Patrick!!!

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sorry, didn't mean to out you

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That wasn't the plan, I do apologise. My bad mood must just be affecting my sense of humour.

Averagely nice
Or Nicely average
That's me

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F kim
M Kourtney
K the rest

More Elle booty pls

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Oh no, what's got you feeling down?

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no u patrick

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watch Waking Life. might help you with that sleep thing

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Character or Look?
I can only tell you about my impression and I must tell you that I am very very very happy right now. So I could be biased. but you seem to be nice and more than ok
yes. no there is more about her

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shakira tummy is something I can get behind
neither of those is true

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hey :3

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I'm genuinely happy with my sleeping habits, or lack thereof. I appreciate the gesture, tho. And the sharpness of your eye.

It's a long story. A combination of things, really. Too many to be going into. I do appreciate your concern, tho.

no is me patrick are this you WHO?
WJAT

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBARUBARBS?

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I'm sure things will get better soon!

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Why is she such a bad girl?

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I think so, too. For me *and* for you, yeah?

Maybe my England, not so good by now.

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Everything, heh
Glad that you're happy tho :)
Not true? Are u sure

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10-4 over and out

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Most definitely! :]

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she PURE!!! Look in this face and tell me that she is bad. PROTIP: you can not!
Can I ask you a question? Do you believe in clowns world?

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thx sir
real deal

I just watched „the unauthorized bash brothers Experience“
WTF, it‘s so weird and stupid
Total bullshit
I think I like it

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No. No.

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>martell chick

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You need to enjoy at as long as it stays and spreed good vibes everywhere. Until somebody is fucked up about and get a shotgun and shoots your brain out. until then I will stay happy
nice. I like real people

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People posting those are literally the dumbest fucks around, prove me wrong.

I saw it too!!! it was awesome and bad at the same time. it is okay when you watch it on the side
DON'T deny it! She is and will stay pure. Not really. For me she is pure

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Can I still have sex with her doggy style?

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Are you talking about sideboobs or what?

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I want Dark Elle to forcibly feminize me and make me take black cocks every day

you are the guy in front. I am sorry there was no other way.
AHH FUCK the frist was for another user.
I saw it too!!! it was awesome and bad at the same time. it is okay when you watch it on the side

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Do you think someone will shoot my brains out?
Hope he's got a good reason, heh

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They managed a good mix of bad on purpose and kinda awesome :D
Love that brooklyn 99 dude.

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hello
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don't be angry user, better show me some sideboobs, inner or outer of kind

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>inner sideboob
that's called cleavage, moron

I only now one person with good reasons too shoot my brain out and make the wall really bloody. But I don't want to kill myself. I have put far too much work in my life. not worth it.
I enjoyed the songs. at first I thought it was a real film because I did not read the title. I only saw the guy from broklyn 99 and put in my list
at this moment I am pretty pretty happy
and side bood is always grade

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there are to many aas
can I get some SSs. I like S

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No, you won't do that
Counting on you, you'll make it :)
Just gimme some of your confidence, heh

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Kek, I realized that it‘s some dumb shit, that‘s why I watched it.
Now I get high and watch something else
>chad join me, I‘m afraid to be high alone.

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no

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Stay hydrated

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am I doing it right?

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confidence? we are all insecure. I know chads who go every week to the haircutter because they are insecure.
I am happy as long as I can try to make it better everyday. and I really get a hard one for the one silly quote: Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different?
I am not chad user. I normally don't talk about girls and stuff. But I was posting and she texted me right away and I needed to share it
you too. I got the orange juice and it got better

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I've been smoking tough all day so no worries bro I'm there with ya

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Looks good to me

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Buttchugging Biels bathwater?

Should work.

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Okay, thank you

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damn halston

not enough water!!!
Kate looks good

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anyone have the uncensored version?

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being alone is the purest form of gay love user

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no. but this

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THERE IS literally no better webm in this universe!!

change my mind

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shes just missing a penis, then it would be purrfekt

I'm always in the mood for orange juice!
Kate looks good
She can't help it..

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i like extra pulp in my orange juice

ez pz

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I know, that‘s why I greentexted it, the amazing thing about chad is, that he always knows that he‘s chad.
Ah good, that‘s good to know, I get super over the top high lately.
That‘s true, unless you don‘t love yourself.

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>that gap between her thighs

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you need to femdom your own asshole user

Bed

Scrolling through netflix, see halston in the trailer, I watch it.
Okay I try

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lol I hope is okay
was good choice to sober up
I know only one real Chad and he is a pretty nice guy. but he does not realize some things because he only knows his Chadworld.
I use Chads as an excuse for me to don't try things. an easy way out. not anymore

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Mmmmmmmmm Tay

do you know what rhymes with tay

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tay

Really? I often prefer less.
Right now? :(
I'm happy you're feeling better :p

NEW

...

yas i wanna chew it rather

Kuk