My mom’s got this Hillary Clinton figure, what should I do with it?

Just dont get caught up like no buster

dubs command it

I’m visiting, I actually lived with my dad but now I’m moved out.

Melt it down, turn it into tiny plastic bricks and build a wall

What ever you do, DO NOT pull her string

This. Hillary has been a baaaad giiiiirl..

In japan they have action figures of cars who transforms in robot

AIght then

Well, then get on making a Hillary Clinton figure that transforms into a car.

>mfw

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WITNESSED SCREENCAP PLEASE

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nut on it and then put it in pooper

it’s on op now to make this truly screencap worthy

Only a snowplow model in stores

Straight fax

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Go fuck yourselves with this lame ass shit.

The moment you try to nut on that thing buzz lightyear is going to jump out of your toybox and scream "MADAM PRESIDENT NOOOOOOO" and take the spoot right to his space helmet.

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Then everybody clapped THE END.

Nigga im lol

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in the pooper fagit

Making me nut from those trips

Bump

Too late

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nice job user. you have a few other requests waiting

UUUUUOOOOHHHH... OOOH SAAY CAAAN YOU SEEEEEE?!

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Now slide it in ass

OP delivered holy shit

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>blue dress stained with jizz

Might as well have written "bill wuz here" in Sharpie

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He could get the head in at least

It was actually kinda hard to cum with her staring at me with those soulless eyes. Plus I had already cum twice today.

in pooper, NOW

THE MADMAN DID IT

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Stick any part of it into your asshole.

here’s the dubs now do your deeds

FUCKIN DUBS COMMANDS IT

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>10 jokes only 90s kids will get

DEEPER

Up your bum.

Holy moly here we go

now give it back to your mom

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You are a legend, op.

No it hurts, even with lube.

Topkek! The fucking file name!

oh, in that case, nice job anyway user. thanks for delivering

Np, there’s also one other thing I can do with it!

Give it back to her because it isn't your's.

Hillary in pooper

Oh boy more dessert?!

>make a short video of you thwapping it across the room with your erect penis
>Convert to .gif or .webm.
>????
>profit!

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All you fags freaking out at this tame delivery are the basic bitch equivalent of Yea Forums.

its funny how trumptards are still angry about hillary

its almost like there maga guy wasnt as great as they thought he was gonna be.so they have to make themselves feel better by bringing up hillary on a daily basis

shove it up her ass then lick on it

This

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I mean he stuck it up his ass.. I would say that's not a bad delivery.

I’m mainly doing this to piss off my mom. She complains about Trump daily and still believes the Russiagate shit. All she watches is Rachel Maddow. I don’t really care about Trump.

Second this

Same with my parents. My dad watches CNN constantly.

I feel like this might have almost nothing to do with politics. I think people just think it's funny to jizz on a hillary action figure and shove it up your ass.

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>doesnt care about trump

>but wants to ruin his mom's hillary clinton thing

>and brought up the news media

sure you dont snowflake,how much trumpgret do you have?

show her this thread

>nothing to do with politics

except for the fact its a HILLARY CLINTON figure

When there are too many OPs who never deliver. One can be excited when they get the mail. -Confucious

stick it up your ass

I'm here for the classic lolz

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not to mention he brought up the news media to,which trump and his snowflake supporters are the only ones who started a war against the media because of hurt feelings

So? It would be just as funny if it was any other action figure made of any other equally un-action figure-able person. Someone jizzing on Bernie Sanders or doctor Phil or goddamn Oprah or anyone else would be just as funny. Stop being a shitbaby.

Make a cute shrine with self made swastika banners. Put her in front of your monitor

send $5 to $th3j0k3s with a new cashapp account use refferal code GLMVQTK we both get $5 i will send your original 5 back

What the fuck is your post number,user?

Fuck off with your offer pajeet

Holy fuck the repeats

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jizzing on an action figure that has nothing to do with politics is funny.jizzing on an action figure of a person republicans still whine about isnt funny.its just pathetic

No, no deeper. You'd lose the thumbs-up.

You may be the only one who doesn't think it's funny. I think you're too into politics man. You should move on and try to accept that the super rich are going to continue to fuck everyone no matter what and just try to enjoy life more.

You'll only get riled up if you're political. Chill.

you seem really worked up about jizzing on an action figure despite "not being into politics"
I hope for your sake faggot you're just really into jizzing on action figures and not just the faggot you seem

can someone post this on Twitter and screenshot it,? this is comedy gold

He shoved it up his butt after jizzing on it. It's funny you absolute madlad. Calm down son.

this isn’t about politics, this is about a hillary clinton action figure, nothing more. this can be enjoyed as a democratic, republican and anyone else, too

what retards like you dont understand is,regardless if you care about politics or not.it does effect you

and no,im not "too into politics"but its obvious op is one of those types of people who have cried every day since the election(even though its obvious he's a trump supporter,and trump won)about obama and hillary

maybe his mother should of had an abortion instead of raising a dipshit for a son

gee cleetus,i wonder who hillary clinton is

OH THATS RIGHT,A FUCKING POLITICIAN

so it is about politics,maybe if was some random action figure that had nothing to do with politics i wouldnt of posted that to being with.but trump supporters still bring up hillary and obama so its obvious op is some uneducated trumptard

why does your fingers look so scary op?

I didn’t vote though. I was 15, and at the time I was routing for Hillary thanks to me being at a very liberal school.

Very nice. You know your mom sticks that in her pussy, right?

Idk. I inherited them from my mom. We both got long, skinny fingers. I play the violin too, but I don’t think that’s related.

>thread about jizzing on an action figure
>I'M MAKING THIS ABOUT POLITICS P

Christ you fucking kids are annoying. Go to /pol/ if you wanna argue with maga tards and leave Yea Forums in peace. You are the reason we can't have anything nice.

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The user telling you to calm down here. You've lost me; I'm just telling you to chill iut i don't give a fuck about politics at all nor am i criticising your political and overall opinion. IT'S THE FACT YOURE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS AND SPERGING OUT IM THE THREAD.

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you should be crying to op about politics.he's the one who made it political by choosing specifically a hillary clinton doll.probably because he's upset that donald trump isnt the messiah he thought he was gonna be

Make a little jail cell and put her in it. Put the jail by your mother's bedside.

What political message is being sent by an autist jizzing on a doll and shoving it up his ass? Just shut the fuck up you newfag.

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See: I just know my mom cares too much about that thing.

just wanted to say i love that gif

Hopefully OP gets a new brother or sister!

Probably try to teach that one how to erase emails the correct way dumb bitch

the political message is,op is just a upset snowflake who loves trump.why else would he specifically pick out his mother's hillary clinton doll.either way,its obvious she failed to raise her kid right,i would of beat the shit out of my kid he did this.but i guess i grew up in the right generation that didnt consider proper discipline child abuse unlike this retarded zoomer op

Buuuurn, baby burn

You replied to the Wrong user, i'm not the one yelling about politics in the first place I was telling them to calm down is all lol

My parents divorced when I was 8. Me, my twin, and my older sister lived with our dad, and my little brother and sister lived with our mom. She also had two more kids with my stepdad.

Worship it, honor it and cherish it.

why are you so upset

it’s a doll

stop being so angry, calm down, take a breath and count to ten

Because his boomer mom doesn't have a Trump figure? Fuck Hillary and fuck Trump.

cum on it then burn it

My mom’s actually Gen X.

i bet if it was a trump figure we’d have the same volume of people angry.
why are politics so emotional nowadays

I think his feelings probably stem more from his mom giving more attention to the 2016 election than her own son. He resents her for it and so he's taking it out on an object of her affection. A hillary doll. Not a psychiatrist but based on his posts that's my take. This has absolutely nothing to do with a kid who was too young to vote. I mean look at these posts you idiot
Assholes like you ruin everything fun. Stop being needlessly argumentative you dumb cunt.

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if that doesnt end up in your ass by the end of this thread Yea Forums is officially dead

Nice

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Nothing.
Its an action figure
Youre mad at an action figure because of something a human being did?
You need to reevaluate your priorities, user.

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But, does it blend?

Legen... Wait for it

Stick it in your ass and post the pic on her twitter.

Look up, it was in there.

Derry air

put the shoes in foreskin and walk to your mom with dick out

This. Rolling.

Fucking
New
Fags

I don’t wanna make her regret deciding not to mutilate me.

Use it for voodoo. Pins in eyes

Ok summer roodypoo. Keep telling yourself you're not new. Do you even lift?

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I've been here for 11 years. That's long enough to learn to read a thread before reactionary posting like a goddamn aspie.

What we should do is replicate the My Little Pony Cumjar situation, slowly letting her meltaway into the cum lol

grab it by the pussy

Legs closed too tight, can’t get to it.

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record yourself pissing on it

Where do you expect me to post it?

Shove it up your ass

Put it in charge of an illegal email server with the password: password and then post classified information in them.

HE ALREADY DID YOU FUCKING NEWFAG READ THE THREAD

Make a video of you shoving it up your ass and upload it to streamable, then post the link here

Roll for this

Just beat the shit out of it with your hard dick

/thread

Dear diary,
Today OP wasn't a faggot and he actually delivered.

Cut the head off and cut yourself and cover it with blood.

I'm gonna use this for my youtube channel, thanks guys!

Post channel

Lmao good job user, you are today, in this moment, not a faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=o425BmUeyn8

Add me in screencap

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stick it up your ass

Post pic with dick on it

Already happened newfag kys

SHIT ON HILLARY

put figure on stand, rape your mom while it watches

checked

Is this post gonna be archived?

That's somehow worse

I knew plenty of people who supported him in 16 but none now.