We all have secrets thread

We all have secrets thread

You know what to do

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I hid in my friend's attic so I could pop out and scare him when he came up to put away his photos like he does every Tuesday. (He's takes boudoir and fashion photography and always keeps one hard copy for his portfolio) He came up to the attic and before I could pop out he started crying. I peeked out a little from behind the box and saw I was crying over the photo he had taken at his studio earlier that day. A beautiful woman, I guess one of his models. Maybe he asked her out, which he does sometimes. It's unprofessional, but sometimes it works. Evidently not this time, cause he was just sobbing to himself. Kept saying, "I'm fucking pathetic" over and over again. Then it got worse.

He started jacking off to the photo. I was shocked and I practically said something but it was way too late to say something. I had to close my eyes and wait for him to finish. Then he left the attic and I waited half an hour to come down. He was surprised to see me in the house (I have my own key and stay over sometimes. We're practically roommates) and I said I was reading a book in his brother's room. I hope he bought that.

I'm so superficial that I wouldn't care what my partner did to me as long as they were hot

My married friend and I used to flirt and send teasing pictures before she was married. She doesn't send them anymore but she asked me to share the ones I have with people cause she misses showing off her body.

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I cheated on my girlfriend. Cheated on her with her sister. Stole money out of her purse. When she was out of town, her dog ran away, and I said it was stolen by a pair of thieves. That was a good excuse because my dealer broke my nose that weekend and I could say that instead I broke it fighting off the thieves. I never replace the toilet paper. If we're out, I just take a shower or don't bother. Walk around. I figure it's not a problem, could who's gonna smell my butt or make me drop trough? I forgot to pick up her mom from the airport and went to the strip club instead, so I had to lie about that too.

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Me and my gf wanted to break up but the sex was good so we stayed together just a sexual relationship. We ended up going to swinger parties and I really enjoyed seeing her embrace her inner slut. The best times were when she let some old guys fuck her. I developed this fetish for her being a manpleaser for guys who cant get sex easily. Long story short there were a lot of horny teen boys, some old fat men or even a dwarf once (which I didnt actually enjoy because that was even too fucked up for me). We eventually ended this thing but I miss it very much and I want a new relationship like that.

Sometimes I'm curled up in bed and tired or just too warm, feeling like a warm toasty cinnamon bun...then I have to take a whiz. So I do. Just once in a while, I'm too comfortable to get up, and I just, you know, let it come. I sort of have to stew in my own juices for a while, but I just change the sheets in the morning and no one's the wiser.

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I fuck for first time when I was 5, I like it, I didn't understand what I was doing but who cares

who did you fuck

a couple of frends

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After getting fired, I continued to come into the office and take donuts from the break room for about two weeks. I stopped because I was afraid of getting caught.

I believe in my music

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I used to go over to this old woman's house once or twice a week and go to bed with her so she'd have someone to cuddle again after her husband died.

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I like suckin dick but find men physically repulsing

I hired a professional "snuggler" because I'm lonely, but she cut our session short when she noticed I was trying to dry hump her.

me to

Post pics then

I nutted balls deep inside a girl with a bf in the back of my car about a month later there is a miscarriage and escaped with luck

You hired someone to snuggle you? Why didn’t you just get a girlfriend?

Once I cum, I lose interest in sex and can't wait for him to finish so it can be over.

>Broke up with my gf at the end of HS.
>Took a break for a year, where she dated some 6'3 chad.
>Before we broke up, she'd be pretty vanilla.
>Get back together after a few months of them dating, he was too dumb
> GF has a crazy sex drive; fucking every single day and sucking me off in bathrooms.
> Find out that "Yeah there wasn't much to talk about, he was too dumb"
>They hung out every weekend
>She's slowed back down
>Feelsbadman.

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i am sniffing my dau dirty panties

Was I was 15 I took a trip with the family to Niagra Falls . My sister, my cousin, and I went with mom and dad. I remember the first day we went my sister was wearing a white t-shirt and got too close ro the water and got soaked. It was like 20 years later I remember that the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction aand falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So I guess it never happened.

fem user?

nice body

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i can not even jerk off anymore because of al the blisters on my dick but noone will ever know haha

You're right, I should have thought of that. It's so easy!

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mmmmmm. lots more of that

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I've been fucking my office manager for 15 years her daughter is actually mine and her husband doesn't know he thinks he magically got her pregnant as they were having a hard time getting pregnant 10 years ago.

Niiiice. Keep 'em comong Yea Forumsro.

shes gorgeous

...

She ever send pussy/ass?

Eww is she a child ?

21

nice. I still have the key to the whole building after getting fired. comes in handy when i need to park my car somewhere

I really want my wife to fuck her friend so we can dp her. When she isnt horny she isnt into the idea, but during sex she is hot and horny she tells me she wants to do a couples swap, maybe get dp'd. Im almost tempted to get her to cheat so she will see how much of a whore she is. I just want to see her used as the cumdump she is. Then use that information to have sex and creampie her mom

>be me
>18
>virgin
>try craigslist
>gloryhole, says it's a chick
>seemslegit.jpg
>go, get dick sucked
>email afterwards, other party convinces me to come to their place, wear blindfold and let them suck and fuck me w/out gloryhole
>ok sure
>sogoddamnlonely.png
>fast forward, learn it's a 35yo guy, decide maybe I'm gay cause too autistic to talk to girls
>turns out guy is deeply insane, hooks up with randos, blackmails/doxes/stalks
>fast forward, turns into year-long 'relationship' (read: blackmail/deep stockholme)
>consideringsuicide.bmp
>he gets in touch with my family, now they all know
>harrases/stalks everyone I know
>I move halfway across the country
>be me
>27
>I've never gotten past this
>my life is a joke
>shell of a person
>my entire personality is mimicked/learned behavior

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Hope you feel better, man. If you think your life is a joker, maybe that means you have something better to compare it to. An abstract or actuality that is still possible in this life.

I'm addicted to pleasuring myself in the shower with the shower head wand. Some days I'm in there up to two hours, and when I'm not in there I'm thinking about it. I don't even use my hand anymore. Nothing makes me cum harder than running the water perfectly the way I want it until I have the perfect orgasm.

how old is your wife?

i want a woman to fuck me in the ass with a strap on and make me cum with no hands.

if true ..

F U C K

M or f?

when i need to pee i like to walk outside and do it in public. i live in a gated condo complex.

my dick is 2inc...

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I do it all the time and no one really seems to care.

I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with one of my friends. I practically caught walked in on them doing it in my bed. I got home and he was coming out of my room getting dressed. He was apologetic, acting like there was nothing going on. I knew what was up though, especially when I found her still in bed. She said they were playing video games. I didn't confront her about it, but I know what's up. Like, he's always there when I get home. Says he's just waiting for me to get back from work, and they just play video games in the meantime. I got my revenge though. My girlfriend goes to work before I do, which gave me the opportunity when I had the place all to myself. I rubbed my naked balls all over the sheets and the pillows. Now if my friend has sex there, he won't know what hit him.

I'm only with my gf because I have no friends, no family and no money so I'd be homeless otherwise, been together for 11 years i hate that bitch. Fake it until you make it right

Tits & time stamp, post em

got him