We all have secrets thread
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We all have secrets thread
You know what to do
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I hid in my friend's attic so I could pop out and scare him when he came up to put away his photos like he does every Tuesday. (He's takes boudoir and fashion photography and always keeps one hard copy for his portfolio) He came up to the attic and before I could pop out he started crying. I peeked out a little from behind the box and saw I was crying over the photo he had taken at his studio earlier that day. A beautiful woman, I guess one of his models. Maybe he asked her out, which he does sometimes. It's unprofessional, but sometimes it works. Evidently not this time, cause he was just sobbing to himself. Kept saying, "I'm fucking pathetic" over and over again. Then it got worse.
He started jacking off to the photo. I was shocked and I practically said something but it was way too late to say something. I had to close my eyes and wait for him to finish. Then he left the attic and I waited half an hour to come down. He was surprised to see me in the house (I have my own key and stay over sometimes. We're practically roommates) and I said I was reading a book in his brother's room. I hope he bought that.
I'm so superficial that I wouldn't care what my partner did to me as long as they were hot
My married friend and I used to flirt and send teasing pictures before she was married. She doesn't send them anymore but she asked me to share the ones I have with people cause she misses showing off her body.
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I cheated on my girlfriend. Cheated on her with her sister. Stole money out of her purse. When she was out of town, her dog ran away, and I said it was stolen by a pair of thieves. That was a good excuse because my dealer broke my nose that weekend and I could say that instead I broke it fighting off the thieves. I never replace the toilet paper. If we're out, I just take a shower or don't bother. Walk around. I figure it's not a problem, could who's gonna smell my butt or make me drop trough? I forgot to pick up her mom from the airport and went to the strip club instead, so I had to lie about that too.
Me and my gf wanted to break up but the sex was good so we stayed together just a sexual relationship. We ended up going to swinger parties and I really enjoyed seeing her embrace her inner slut. The best times were when she let some old guys fuck her. I developed this fetish for her being a manpleaser for guys who cant get sex easily. Long story short there were a lot of horny teen boys, some old fat men or even a dwarf once (which I didnt actually enjoy because that was even too fucked up for me). We eventually ended this thing but I miss it very much and I want a new relationship like that.
Sometimes I'm curled up in bed and tired or just too warm, feeling like a warm toasty cinnamon bun...then I have to take a whiz. So I do. Just once in a while, I'm too comfortable to get up, and I just, you know, let it come. I sort of have to stew in my own juices for a while, but I just change the sheets in the morning and no one's the wiser.