I'm here for the job interview

you're a perfect fit for the job
*unzip*

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Drink the onions, goy

I'm here for the dog show

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Would that constitute a drinking problem?

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Teeth rot, can't drink or eat right, boyfriend's dick gets stuck in the hole and rips the gauge out, whenever you eat papa johns pizza with garlic sauce you can't stop your garlic breath from coming out and agonizing the people around you.

im here for the job interview

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No you're not, get the fuck out from my office before I stick this bat through that fucking extra hole of yours.

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must make dental work easy

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heh

I'm here for the job
What do

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Ide.fuck his boyhole to ejaculations

If you're not hired it's because of racism and discrimination

Welcome to the camp 2URBAgXI, We were just needing a new operator for the ovens.

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I hope you came for that accounting post.

>Hired on diversity quota

I think he did that so he could suck two cocks at once.

hello sir, i am also here for the job interview

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[gum disease intensifies]

He's just going to embezzle it anyway.

gives a whole new meaning to "dry socket"

tfw this creature has a gf and I don't

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i saw a dude with green hair and a biohazard face tattoo in the supermarket yesterday. i wonder if he had hiv.

Get a job nigger

you got the job

That fellow can't hold peanuts in his mouth and his mouth can be raped from multiple directions, his life must suck overall.

>and this is how I met your grandfather

I have a job and live on my own, still no gf.

I'm here for the job interview

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Henro I’m here fora interview

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Yeah but...look at the state of it

HOW THE FUCK CAN A PERSON LIVE LIKE THAT WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I wonder how many dicks he could suck at the same time, 5 maybe?

she's not attracted to him
she's attracted to his holes

Millenials are retards, they should hang alongside boomers.

they dont live very long, pussies go out on opiates all the time.

Take a seat the interview is about to begin.

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I'm here for the job interview

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If you mean how many dicks could he take, then I'd guess two in the front, two up the ass, one in each cheek, one in each hand, and another between his thighs.

That's leaving out the weird stuff like armpit fucking and stepping on cocks.

Wtf is that

Fuckin hell

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second-whitest man in argentina

Could I stick my dick in that hole?

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>capable of taking 13 cocks at once

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that must have been a damn good cup of coffee

Glad you left out the weird stuff

Why do Jews have such a horrible sense of fashion?

He puts a tube down his throat, like the cocks he sucks. I bet he does a mean three cock oral orgy.

threadly reminder mod is a faggot

Could I have the job instead? You can fuck me

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imagine how much youd have to hate yourself to do this.

see you monday, can my dad have a job too?

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Sorry, no facial hair allowed.

Lol that's a good one

Sorry, we can't hire animals. Our partner company got in big trouble for that

Looks like a rape accusation waiting to happen

>You can fuck me

Wouldn't know what else you are good for tbh.

Infection imminent. Please say back at least 100 feet. This thing is about to start growing tentacles or some shit

Congratulations, you're hired. Your first assignment is to set yourself on fire. Please don't disappoint.

Maybe now in these days of the “metoo” shit but back in the day she used to party and drink a lot. She got a train ran on her back when we were both 19 at a party. She actually did call rape once on one guy for fucking her ass without asking. Not sure how it went down or if she went to the cops lol

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Yes, the cotton is this way...

Damn Dentist are based af when you think about it.

Did you do your barmiztva?

Ah yes that definitely sounds like a girl I would like to have sex with thanks western civilization.

It is because you feel entitled to one, friendo.

>this thread

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A lot of people still think the human race is 'special'. A lot of people are obviously wrong...

you fail

Oh it’s worse. She has loads of issues if it isn’t obvious but worse is she had a pretty few really taboo kinks. I’m open minded but she really crosses the line

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She's turned on simply by the fact that this pisses off her dad.

>taboo kinks

Explain you faggot, you can't just drop a lead like that and leave.

>taboo kinks.
what? scat? waterboarding sex? hardcore bloodplay?

he could give a blowjob to 3 men at the same time

>I'm here for the job interview

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No way in hell a bitch like this would do even a thread of actual work. This the type of cunt to show up completely out of attire regulations and sit around shit talking about her supervisor all day.

i'd probably hire him, especially over op's

Let’s say doggy wasn’t just a position she likes. Can never talk about it sober lmao had to smoke a bit

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meant to tag this as well

You are correct, I think she works at a smoke shop now and tries to do some amateur modeling on the side but she hits a narrow range lol

Iam here for the job interview

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Iam here for the jew interjew

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Eh I would still watch and jerkoff.

You meant semen

Check the side eye, she's with him for the attention, nothing more

Imagine his pillow in the morning

Contributing to based dentist

>calling that crack hoe your gf

I'd like to be the new face of your company!

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Hey, wanna meet up?

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Ya know, every generation has had its share of assholes, but this...

Your hired, come with me and we will start your training right now at the customer service desk.

so gross

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I did once after we fucked. He had been whining at the door the whole time but I just thought he wanted food or to be in the room. It was a huge Dane too, pretty sure she got him specifically for it because she told me she started off with a boxer. It was weird but pretty hot while in the moment. Just could never tell any friends or anyone so I had to keep shit quiet

>I just thought he wanted food

He did, he wanted taco... Tell me did she buy a lot of penut butter?

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This is what happens when a womanlet and 6'0+ get together.

yes hi hello I am here for the job interview. I apologize that I forgot my bra but you see it was stained and I felt like that would create a bad image

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Lmao yeah you could say that. And I asked her about that actually, she said she only used it when she was younger and didn’t know how to make her self get wet. Apparently pussy juice is better than peanut butter and I’ll have to agree with the dogs on this one.

homes exposed teeth will have dry rot within a year, he'll have no teeth lol

Soooo, how long before your gums and teeth dry out and have severe dental problems?

How fucking hard is it to say she fucks dogs? This is Yea Forums you retard.

Who dis? pls tell me it's not a trap

I'm sorry. The reason you weren't hired is you don't know your ass from a hole in your cheek.

Sydnee Vicious

Muh nigga
much fappreciated

Her split tongue probably feels like heaven during a rimjob

top kek

I think you got lost in a larp, user