ITT we act like civilized and astute gentleman until

ITT we act like civilized and astute gentleman until...
>dubs gets that poster ridiculed mercilessly
>trips and the thread devolves into insanity
>quads and you leave Yea Forums forever and dedicate the rest of your life to chivalry and whiteknight faggotry

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Nigger

That kind of blatant and unnecessary racism will NOT be tolerated here.

We do not tolerate any form of racism.

May I take my roll gentlemen and m'ladies?

Good afternoon gents, please excuse my roll

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Unfortunate that you were off by a mere one my good man.

What's up lads how's your shit hanging today.

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Oh my that was close

Kike

Fuck off you fat piece of shit. Hit the gym instead of gargling Cheetos and cock on Yea Forums all day. Faggot.

Please do allow me to roll, Gentlemen.

Wow, you fucking failed again. Big surprise. Your entire life is a failure. You fat fucking fuckup

You're just flailing your arms around like a retard in PE class. Everyone's laughing and you're getting nowhere yet again.

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Listen to me you literal nigger, you fucking subhuman baboon. My grandpappy didn't spend his sunset years beating a horsewhip across your filthy ancestors' sweaty, flea-ridden backs just so a fucking CUNT like you could talk this kind of unrepentant BULLSHIT to me over the Internet. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

We didnt even get trips yet and this place has already gone dark

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Gentlemen, We are all gents here. please act polite

Alright maybe you're trying a little bit harder now but this is still nothing.

Look here, when you're done trying to spastically formulate a coherent sentence while littering it with useless insults like this you could start to come up with some actually deliciously digestable content.

I don't feel ridiculed, I feel embarrassed.

You just had to post a nigger along with that comment.
I thought I might get atleast one day of rest from the constant reminder that every effort white power undertakes to overcome the evergrowing obstacles of common life will be undermined by literal shit yanking baboons like this.

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>literally using an ancient, rotting pasta
You deserve to fucking die.

Faggot. Cockmuffin. Literally gay cum receptacle.

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL

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I can't tell if you're trying to insult me or your English teacher and by extention, your whole vintage whom you are terribly failing right now.
You're like a neanderthal who has discovered that two stones hit together create sparks.

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LMFAO look at how fucking retarded and gay you are. You're like a gay retard.

You're unravel the dark secret of your mysterious uprising user. Your Father attended one of my shows in '99 and he got forcefully impregnated by me live on stage.
The trauma gave him a new outlook on life.
He just had to have that kid. It was a very religious experience for him.
He thought that if he'd just let loose on his parenting like he did he would be able to redeem himself from this trauma but it seems that all it did was inherit it to your retarded ass.
And look who we have here.

A mediocre wimp who couldn't form a proper insult if his damn life depended on it.

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YOu are the gayest fag that's ever fagged holy shit

Good evening gentlemen

What art thou up to this fine eve?

Alright I see how it is. A slapstick comedian to the very end.
The only thing firing quicker than your brain and fingers on your keyboard is your wiener if he ever were to get any action.

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I will bend you over and fucking rape your shitpipe you cock deposit box.

I just had the most exquisite cheese. Now looking through my wine collection to pair it with.

>cock deposit box
So you managed to get a dick prosthesis, great.
And I assume you're going to fuck me just as hard as you have attempted to insult me this run.

Really exhilarating story.

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Which do you prefer, my good man? I happen to be partial to Chianti.

Bend over and take my dick you slavering faggot.

Good morning my fine sir.

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Pip-pip cheerio, gents!

Ahh, a fine red. I see you are a man of patrician taste as well!

And by take I assume you mean "take off" your prosthesis.
Got it. Anything else you want me to do for you today fine Sir?

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As cliche as it sounds, my favorite pairing is an aged Gouda with a nice Cabernet Sauvignon

There's nothing cliche about an objectively fine pairing.

I'm going to tongue punch your fartbox

Do you prefer flavored lube or will you taste it raw, you dirty gourmet you.

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Lol you gey

The weak are there to justify the strong.

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Top kek :')

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Faggot queercuck.

I find this GG Allin character rather vulgar

The strength of Yea Forums is waning. You are dying.
All that is conceived is a tiny fart in the infinte nothingness that is your lifes.
Hopping from one cheap tingling sensation to the next.

You have lost your fight, Yea Forums.
And a man without proper spiritual struggle is not a man indeed.
Even less than an animal. You are slaves, slaves to a whim.

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Top faggot

Now show me who you are, or return to the space that the rest of these non-entities occupy most of their lives because they are too afraid to step up.

Unable to transform the demand of life into their own demands.
A creature without Will.

I have been promised a real shitfest and what I have found is less than a silent fart away from losing everything it ever was.

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Oh hey what is going on in this thread

get fucked

The sophisticated conversations of scholarly gentleman, my good man.

This is an Anne thread, welcome!

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Avast, ye ruffian! Such jejune and uncouth language shall NOT be tolerated here.

Empty bells are ringing the loudest.
Empty heads make nonsense seem the soundest.

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shut up faggot

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her. Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you're both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

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Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

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You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

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I like you. Have some flowers.

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thank

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Ahh, it's a pleasant day. It would be a shame if something terrible was to happen.

Get quads and I will be impressed faggot

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ok

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The pet dragon has spoken and now this rider of the quiet fart shall leave the echo chamber of dimwittery.

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time to see which faggot took my Annefull quads

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What's going on here? Can I join?

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Gentlemen, good evening to you all

Yes, this is an OC thread now, sadly

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You inbred stupid piece of shit

you're all faggots

None of that, now. We're all gentleman here.

roll

I read the whole Anne Frank copypasta. Should I call the FBI, joib this faggot's cult of long-dead Jewish girls, or should I just kill myself?

join the cult, user, give in to the Annefullness

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