Why is it so fucking hard for old people to understand technology? Fucking Christ...
Old Person
>Can you copy my stuff from this old computer to this new one?
Me
>Ok, what do you want transferred?
Old Person
>My passwords and...
Me
>Passwords, what passwords?
Old Person
>You know, to login to my computer, and my email and other websites...
Me
>It don't work like that, you have to manually enter them on the new computer
Old Person
>No, I didn't have to with the old one
Me
>Yes, we went through that with the old one. You have to go into your settings to enter your login password manually on the new computer, you can't just drag and drop it or copy it onto a flash drive and move it from one to the other. And you have to use a browser to go to websites you frequent and login to them and enter your username and password
Old Person
>I don't use a browser
Me
>(oh ffs...) Then how do you visit websites?
Old Person
>I just click on the little icon here and say "Website" and it goes
Me
>That's Cortana and Cortana isn't a web browser. It's an assistant and it opens a web browser when you speak to it, which one do you use?
Old Person
>THAT'S OK, I'LL GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT