New celeb bed !! Pt.2
New celeb bed !! Pt.2
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fag
™
no old tarts edition
Izzy make me jizzy
Daughter is better.
Kate's hot, but daughter is always better.
neeks
i'm out
this
Some more G. Because I need to see her tits.
Congratulations! I can't imagine how hard it must have been to admit that you're a faggot, but I'm sure it was worth it. Your family still loves you...
probably.
I love it when my daughter comes out of the shower in just a white top and walks around the house barefoot leaving wet foot prints
jj bed
So yeah, nudes when?
keep em coming
She showers nude, user
kate backinsale
rofl
>Showering naked.
>Not showering with your bathing suit on so you don't get tempted to play with your penis.
Lily is incredible, moar please user
Slut
>penis play in the shower
big cringe
how
so tight
>not jerking off before you shower
How do you go from that... to THAT?
But isn't when she comes out. It's just an oversized wet shirt then
*handsome
Truth
spoopy asf
name calling is against the rules here
>pedos and aliens filling the thread
big smh bros
I don't do that anymore, haven't in years. We're good.
>Not fapping directly after you have a shower.
moisturizing daily
I want to nut in her so bad
Wouldn't want to defeat the point of being clean now
mfw no alien pedo bf
>after shower
haha yes
thats more like it
Nice innersideboob.
pictureless comments too - oh no!
Women crave the scent of lingering old jizz, drives them crazy.
Just when you're around lol
wouldnt pull out
A lot of them hate it though. It really depends on the season.
Not always
So fucking hot, keep Lily coming user
That's what I'm talkin' bout.
Pfft lol
so fucking hot
Incest when?
going hard
Yeah, mating season, you know?
no
sooo
whats the scoop
how are things
its been like 12 years since ive asked
yes
Blowing all over that face, neck and chest
She already saw her dad's dick pics shown by her mom
yo
Dududu...
Wet Kenzie feet
Dududu...
Alien haters rejoice, I'm off.
qt
:]
It's not been good at all TBHWYF. Stopped going to the gym a long while back, probably since we spoke last (still paying for it tho cause of the membership). Drinking, eating junk food. Basically completely reverted back to the norm. When people tell you to be yourself, "myself" is a lazy slob.
Wait a minute, I remember I went for a jog last time we spoke, I really enjoyed that. Sad this is, I wait all winter to jog and show off my sexc bod and I fucking destroy it when the weather is nice. It's like a punchline. BADUMTSSS!
Aaaaaaaaaaaand you?
neek
Thanks for the adds to my collection
Would love to wrap those legs around my head, fuck
oh
ohhh
oof
why did you stop
was it the back thing
i remember that
well i mean
its not like you didnt put the effort in
counts for something doesnt it
>It's like a punchline.
I USED TO THINK MY LIFE WAS A TRAGEDY
NOW I REALIZE
ITS A COMEDY
etc
my life is the same
basically
nothing ever changes
livin it up
going nowhere but not minding it
standard
No u
Hope you'll be back for the last pic :(
U madman
I'd love to smell those shoes
...
...
the 9s are comin
...
dovebro?
k
Yes?
Don't even think about it. They're mine
Just checking it's yopu man
Haven't spoken in ages
Yeah my back really fucked me up, it was at the point where I physically couldn't do my job, I went to see THE (only) chiropractor and I felt like I was swindled. I mean it's in his best interest NOT to fix my problem so I keep coming back and paying him more. It's not as bad now but it's always something I think about.
Gotta drag myself back to the gym. - __ - Uuugh.
How are you livin' it up? :]
Let's see
I'd be happy for you (:
Well hey then!
Taylor Swift's pussy stinks
This.
Amy
you will pull it off eventually
be back on it like you never left
minor setback
nothings stopping you
just slowing you down
LIGHT WORK
im just livin life
idk
its just a general statement
i go out a lot
party boy
woooo
tbh sometimes i just roll round on my own
maybe im addicted
good stuff thoo
keeps the demons away
frog
butt
on
my
face
How are you?
i let this happen
I ain't gonna be able to come back from that...
Oh yeah I'll be back and better than ever before. EASY WORK.
I'm glad you're doin' well (it seems). Going out seems like it would be fun. :-]
Are you still doing stock count?
Gimme those 9s pls
bish bash bosh
ewww
HE FINALLY DID IT
Sabsanon?
Aw shit
Lul
checked
WHATEVER DOESNT KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER
(yknw tbh that isnt true at all but for this scenario it is)
yes
same job
its still laaaaaaaaaaaaaame
but it still pays bills
NO, not a nog!
Put me in the screenshot fam
CHECKED
Witnessed! Lucky Hersh
HE'S BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
czech'd
Okish and you?
just stay away from that powder, alright? drink till your liver fails like I did just please stay away from coke. I know you can't move without running into the shit over there but frick.
CHONKED
if he's a brit then good luck with that kek
Almost
smh
chad
you think im dumb or what
i seen what that shit do to people
specially in the wrong hands
i can keep my hands (and nose) off of it tyvm
AI'm good thanks
Finished first year uni
If you mean the weeb sabs poster from a while ago who went to Yea Forums then yes
>same job
>its still laaaaaaaaaaaaaame
We're a lot alike you and I, except you're like 10x cooler and sweeter.
( ■ u ■)
CHEKED FAGGOT
Do you still play Persona with Rowan on your lap?
5x at best
maybe as little as 2x if you put a little work in
heh
How was it man?
Kek, here it comes
nope
>play Persona with Rowan on your lap
Suddenly I'm interested in this thread
Nope
Don't even like Rowan anymore
Good. Made a ton of good friends through societies and stuff been a nice change of pace. Next year seems a lot more difficult tho
"he" is, that's why I said it. last time I was there I spent 10k ez on coke alone and I don't even care for it like that. you get some dark liquor in you and someone offers you a bump, you're going to take it. you're going to feel fucking amazing. if there's even one bitch in the entourage then it's even more set in stone. and tbh I can't fucking wait to go back in 2 months either probably gonna blow like 50k
I think everyone is dumb. it's why I'm the dumbest of them all. I'm dealing with it k
Does Sabs sit there instead?
( ■ u ■) Now I got something I can aspire to! kek
Why is that?
:(
it's just ridiculous, go in any toilet on a night out and it's probably happening. that and md are the two I see most commonly, watch out for jaws gurning on the dancefloor kek
Looks like i fap to zoe tonight
what have I done
Have to do physics and more advanced programming stuff
perhaps
>"he"
:thinking:
>and tbh I can't fucking wait to go back in 2 months either probably gonna blow like 50k
wys chaddy
we going out together yeah
link me innit
safe
i wont even touch you inappropriately
unless you ask for it
heh
real talk thoo
considering your situations
you aint doing as bad as you could be
i mean you live in the middle of a frozen wasteland ffs
id be a mess if i lived there too
Does she squirm?
You know thats how it goes
Ah well. For how long?
You don't like rowan ;_; dats mean
Very true, this place is a fucking swamp, yea it's peaceful but damn is it BORING.
I gotta take off for a little bit, very nice chatting with you as always. Don't have too much fun (just kidding, have as much fun as you can!).
:------] Mwah!
I'm giving myself bleach enemas til my colon falls out.
Smoker
oooof that sweet sweet Bobby Brown jaw. that shit is so cash for a few hours. but yeah man I've seen it firsthand. shit is a lot of fun but a real slippery slope. I can't even tell you how many times I almost got stomped out for nothing too. everyone looking for trouble.
ye gonna go for my bday which is early August. but I'm thinking like mid July through a few days after my bday. my exs best childhood friend is a club promotor for a bunch of places in London and she already said come through so yeah gonna do it stupid big. only thing is I don't drink but if you did come out then obvs I got you on w/e but ye only thing. my b-hole is a go though when the RCs hit my blood
Eww really? nevermind
D R O P P E D
jaysis so hot, and cookie ain't bad either.
Thats sexy.
have fun with that kiddo
what is she looking at?
She saw my face, now shes a believe.
BELIEVER ffs :(
cya cya
be good
dont do anything i wouldnt do
>almost got stomped out for nothing
rofl
saaaaame
im quick tho
agile
one minute ur tryna start shit
then BAM
im over that fence on the other side of the street
oh yeeahh
ofc you dont drink
forgot about that bit
just means more for me thoo
promoter for what sortsa places? you know any names?
See ya later guys, I'm killing myself.
god dammit
rare vicky
assume the position
ok now what?
Show bobs
Shes just the cutest autist I've ever seen
>ywn get her this drunk
Oof
Alex be cray
lad
Her ass is the greatest
dadfu drowning
that face
those legs
this hnnng
Hope you have more.
yum
Shes so pretty
its new vicky
Limit hit
lol I'm a relatively big dude but if it's really going down I can be gone quick too. plus my stealth levels are off the charts. once hid behind a tree with a girl for like 4 hours while the fuzz were 50 feet away. but yeah the aggressive stigma around British dudes is a fact in my experience. can't name any places cuz you'd find the bitch in no time but she's posing with celebs on the reg. she was David Villa's personal party slut for like 2 weeks after the 2012 world cup. she's done the same for several soccer faggots so who knows what might happen my dude. we'd def raise hell tho regardless
dadfu
>David Villa's personal party slut
god I wish that were me
I'm addicted to jerking off
to who?
New thread?
Pretty girls, lots of them.
no thanks mate
Same
...
tough shit pal
Well duh but which pretty girls?
ofc i would
why you scared of me finding her tho?
and obvs
raising hell is a given
gotta go above and beyond raising hell thoo
make sure they're all talking about us the morning after
year
Smokes and is somehow transphobic and biphobic despite being a "woke" teen
Sorry I missed the thread