I've been drinking Mountain Dew every day for the last month, tell me something that will make me fucking stop...

I've been drinking Mountain Dew every day for the last month, tell me something that will make me fucking stop, please I don't want diabetes

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Read the ingredient label.

You'll get diabetes.

But seriously.. switch to club soda with lime juice to control your cravings. It's not insanely addictive, replacement therapy is easy to accomplish and will be very effective.

Shall I post the ingredients of an apple? Always a dumb argument.

realize niggers do the same thing

>Shall I post the ingredients of an apple?
Sure.

Lots of big scary words. Chemicals don't tell you much if you aren't a chemist.

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it literally kills your sperm

Did you know that apple seeds break down into a basic form of arsenic? That means that they should be deemed illegal and are not safe for children. All part of big pharm man

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wtf I love mountain dew now

>arsenic

nope, cyanide

Those words don't look big and scary to me.

no, it will literally cripple your balls

mmmm yeah take those big long words faggot

Now big pharm is putting cyanide in apples too? I need to go find myself a pond full of water and start my weekly cleanse

Good

The third ingredient is orange juice so technically it is a breakfast drink.

My friend used to work at a Dr. Pepper factory, and he said one time, the syrup got into his workboots and melted part of the interior.

Yeah I drink it as part of my morning routine

why are u fucking retarded

Obesity. You’ll be more ugly

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>this

looks like nuclear waste

Your gonna to get kidney stones..happened to me because of a Mountain Dew addiction. Fucking terribly painful shit.