Hey Yea Forums have you ever shit or piss anywhere weird

hey Yea Forums have you ever shit or piss anywhere weird

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i'd piss on my aunt's rose bushes and laugh when she would smell her roses.

i shat in a urnial, sink and on someone’s porch pissed in a teacher’s tea, on a car and i pissed and shit a old lady’s garden

You got some issues

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My wife's face

Couple of hours ago I took a shit in an old sock and tossed it over to one of the neighbours.

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Phone booth on A1A in Daytona beach

We had bets going. My friend did a trash can, my other friend on top of the lifeguard chair in the middle of the night.

I won with the phone booth cause there were people around

I shit in a bucket in the engine room of a boat then wiped my ass with oil diapers.

went and saw a movie recently and there was a massive shit in the urinal

In the dryer at a house party

Ohh boy, yes I have OP

> Be 16 y/o dude
> Decide to sneak into the teacher's cafeteria of our school when nobody is around with mah friends
> A big version of pic related is just standing there
> Ask my friends if I should shit in it
> All of 'em crack up at the thought, but I end up unzipping my pants an climbing ontop of the counter
> I take off the lid and hover my ass above the thing, not much coffee left in there
> My bro's keep watch while I do my thing
> Finish up, and gtfo

We never heard anything or anyone talking about it. Mfw teachers have been drinking my shit for weeks

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Did you turn it on?

No, I was hoping they would for me the next time it was laundry day.

Once I had diarrhea in the woods while bmxing when I was like 12. Wiped my ass with some maple leaves. Went home and took a shower smelling like sweat and shit.

once shit from footbridge into a lake.
i wast easy but i managed it.

That is definitely a cool snail. Well done, user.

OP's mom's vagina

My buddy did a shit in an old tv once. We'd been out drinking the night before, and he was massively hung over. Needed to go, and there was an old CRT tv with the screen smashed in.

There was no paper available.

peed in my college roommate's old spice cologne
got a good chuckle every time he sprayed that disgusting shit on himself
who the fuck uses old spice cologne anyways?

Some dickhead i knew threw a party so I took a shit in the lightbulb globe in his bedroom ceiling fan so it would smell every time he turned it on.
Heard he figured it out after a few weeks.

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Which bridge do you live under?

I pee where people tell me to