Plz scary spider thread, beat our phobias

Plz scary spider thread, beat our phobias

Facts about spiders and webm/gifs are worth 2 points each, can be redeemed at your local subway

Attached: Screenshot_20190530_163954.jpg (1080x710, 162K)

Other urls found in this thread:

blog.thingswedontknow.com/2015/10/our-face-spiders-friends-or-foes.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Attached: 1559223912411.gif (440x248, 1.76M)

FUCK that

can you believe people handle spiders?? it boggles the mind

Such weird creatures. I was amazed at how fucking FAST those big cellar spiders can run.

The most dangerous spider is a Funnel Web and even they won't kill you, although they will make a terrible wound that will fill with pus and be horrible for weeks.

Snakes is a more reasonable fear

Fast

Attached: straya.jpg (642x477, 20K)

Handling something that is incapable of hurting you? Wow, you're such a pussy faggot.

blog.thingswedontknow.com/2015/10/our-face-spiders-friends-or-foes.html

>You may be surprised (or perhaps horrified) to know that you have spiders on your face right now. In addition to the millions of bacteria, viruses and fungi that make up our skin microbiome (the community of microorganisms on our skin) we have microscopic eight-legged creatures that also make a home in our skin. In humans there are two species; Demodex folliculorum which reside in our hair follicles and Demodex brevis which are found in our sebaceous glands[1].

Pleasant dreams!

You can buy spiders on the Internet. It would be so cool to start breeding spiders and have them live in your house.

Are you fucking retarded? What a piece of shit

THEY EAT FLIES FROM THE BODIES!!!!!!!

Attached: playtime2.webm (500x280, 1.56M)

Does the spider know they are playing around or does it feel threatened? I'm a vegan

Attached: vegan.gif (650x818, 129K)

trying to hang in this thread but i'm an oldfag and that damn movie Arachnophobia ruined me for life, cannot handle spiders.

Attached: vegans.jpg (600x589, 65K)

Attached: vegan.jpg (554x554, 34K)

Attached: nope.jpg (1280x720, 199K)

Attached: spider.jpg (760x596, 205K)

Attached: spiderkiss1.webm (608x336, 1.99M)

Attached: spiderhorse.jpg (500x487, 205K)

Saw this spider a few years ago. What I want it to know is what is that orange spot, and why is it orange?

Attached: spider.jpg (900x600, 575K)

It's where you have to keep shooting it in order to win the bossfight.

Spiders eat scary bugs, spiders are bros.

Attached: 410f374f6db5f0ae36904544ec8bfaf8204fb920r1-900-960v2_hq.jpg (900x960, 133K)

Reasonably certain this is a magnolia spider.

Attached: green.jpg (900x811, 500K)

Attached: de5fe4eab78576411d900587c3997d06.jpg (458x640, 94K)

Kek

Is that a fucking black widow and a brown recluse?

Nope.jpg

cute and fluffy

Attached: 8495836_f1024.jpg (1024x521, 166K)

Thats not scary, thats funny as hell

Attached: tumblr_luc0zaJdUB1qkwy82o1_250.gif (186x160, 473K)

Attached: greenjr.jpg (900x751, 436K)

No.
They're 2 friendly spiders

Attached: 1553102348054.jpg (894x960, 111K)

why don't you like me?

Attached: friendlyspooder.jpg (1200x722, 822K)

that spider is a faggot, look at those gay colors only a faggot spider would wear that

My dick is confused and scared

Attached: donotwant.jpg (380x380, 66K)

Spiders are bros except for the mean ones. They are not bros and you best leave them alone.

I can tell this one would hurt to get bit by. I’ve had lots of tarantulas over the years. Even a big t. Blondi that was over 10”. Now I just have a Mexican red rump. Heard it hurts like a bitch and mine is pretty mean.

Fuck!!!!

>Gulf Racing livery
>Milan's fashion week
That's called style, you redneck!

Attached: admin-ajax.jpg (400x225, 27K)