my dear fagits and gentlemen,
(sry my English)
i have 21 days to make my urine and blood completely THC(metabolic) free
been smoking daily for 20 yrs (with some clear months/year)
hair will be not taken, this is for a new job
best methods plox
My dear fagits and gentlemen
Kayden Butler
Christopher Reed
Your best method is to just not smoke weed for the 21 days and drink lots of water and do a lite wok out for 40 minutes a day not to hard but anuff that your going to swet for at least 20 mins of it
Asher Price
Sounds like you need to drain your blood user. Don't worry it's a pretty simple procedure and will leave no traces of THC. So what you want to do is slit your wrists and neck and sit in the bath, let the blood drain from your body. Don't worry you'll make new blood to replace what you loose pretty quickly, just make sure to drink a lot of donkey semen and eat a lot of eggs.
Ian Hernandez
Tell them yes i was smoking weed assclown and to fuck off its not like you were in a crackden shooting heroin
Benjamin Cook
Evan Long
well, thank you, that sounds effective.
can you show me a short vid how you do it? maybe this is not a big question, you said it is easy
Xavier Lopez
Drink green tea and grapefruit juice. Green tea is a good detox and grapefruit juice is a diuretic so it makes you pee a lot. This should flush you out in time. If you are overweight/obese then you are screwed as the THC metabolites are in your fat cells which can take 45-60 days to clean out.
Matthew Perez
Would do but I ran out of donkey semen a while back. Only socked with horse cum which isn't quite good enough. Wouldn't want to die now would I
Nathaniel Lopez
Unironically stoners are gay and should kill them selves.
But do Also donate blood several times. Even if you have to lie about the last time you gave.
Julian Rogers
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can not donate tho, i have super low blood pressure
even those little amounts make me almost faint the docs take for controlling
also, meanwhile it turned out i have only 12 days.
Isaiah Gray
Maybe you should stop being a nigger
Nathaniel King
12 days? damn you're fucked. The only thing you can do now is buy fake urine WITH urea.
Asher Williams
Asher Kelly
>ILLINOIS IS GETTIN WEED Yea ForumsROTHERS
Anthony Hill
a friend of mine can give me real urine. wath is urea for?
also this does not solves the blood question. unluckily i do not know, will the drug test be made on the urine, or on the blood (both will be taken, general health inspection as i said, for a new job)
Charles Powell
Shove a condom full of pee up your ass.
Matthew Sanchez
Organic detox kit, they test for chemicals in detox kits
Carter Watson
No troll OP, but drink a box of jello before you take the test. Google it if you dont believe me, but it worked for two tests I had to take.
Dominic Long
eat cauliflower
Brody Green
My step dad did this when he was on probation. Box of sure jell poured into a 2 liter of 7up. Tastes awful but apparently works. Also have to piss at once before your test.
Adrian Peterson
Water and move, around, u need to sweet it out. one ez toip. go out in the sun take a swim, our just faf your balls dry...
Evan Fisher
This. 21 days is plenty of time to clear the cannabinoids and metabolites concerned. Just get your head right before you start, because you cannot fuck up halfway through.
Elijah Morales
Dude, don't worry about it, you will be too stoned to show up to work on time anyway.
Gabriel Baker
21 days? You might make it even just by stopping smoking for that time period, but to be sure I would do the following, I would diet and exercise for the first 2 weeks, also if you have acces to sauna, I would use that quite often. I would stop dieting at least week before the tests and wouldn't do any hard exercises for 3-4 days before the test. I would also make sure I ate enough to gain some weight. Drink quite a lot water on the few days before the test. don't over do it tho, they will know if the sample is too diluted.
Lincoln Robinson
If it's like every other legal state, you can still be denied a job for smoking
James Anderson
*loose
Lincoln Perez
depending on your smoking levels, it is impossible to clear your blood of THC in 20 days. A British study found that high level users still had detectable amounts of THC 30 days after stopping.
Caleb Jenkins
Brayden Roberts
Ain't going to happen, the best you can do is dilute yourself to below threshold levels.
You're going to have heavy deposits throughout your environment and body that will be constantly contaminating yourself.
The best you can do is start running a daily marathon, but we all know that's not going to happen.
Cameron Lewis
start living in a country where your boss can't controll what you do in your free time
William Edwards
Go to the health club and workout, sit in the steam room, sauna and whirlpool.
You can also buy home test kits on Amazon so you know ahead of time if you'll pass or not.
"ez home drug test"
Mason Brooks
Everyone should be aware, companies do not care if you smoke weed. They test all new employees because they get cheaper insurance rates. It's all about the money.
Nolan Rivera
Op in similer boat to you took me about 30+ days to be clean, tested myself twice a week, and now im clean i enjoy about 1 bowl a week on fridays and get clean by Monday 20 days is going be tough id make sure to dilute never took a t break until now upside i got so high now
Jacob Rivera
30+ days i am so sad
i think in the next 12 days i will live on beer and grape juice