This guy slaps you in front of your girl. What do you do?

This guy slaps you in front of your girl. What do you do?

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Poke his arms with a needle and watch them deflate

So you'd die

Slap him back because steroids don't equal strength

kick his knee out and hit it the face on his way to the ground...End Of Story

An asian man on steroids is still an asian. Just beat the manlet.

Throw him back in the pit

make sure my first counter strike is lethal

Push my thumb through a eye.

laugh or break his nose. either way

tank top master

Laugh or beat him up, Jesus Christ he looks like a balloon

Let's go, bub!

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Steroids + Testicle = Hahaha!

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Punch his fuckin' eyes out of commission.

ow, why'd you do that bro?

ask him how big his balls are

Shoot him out of self defense. On blood thinners, he could cause me to bleed internally. I have to stop the lethal threat before it could kill me.

Tell'em he hits like a girl.

Pull out my gun kek
Fucking guy would run away

Debol his lady friend

Break his jaw

Make my eyes Chinese

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This

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Think you might have to go back and rethink that one my guy

Find out which nation he is... If korean praise Sejong the great, if chinese praise chairman mao, if japanese praise Akihito

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id tell him he looks stupid

Turn to my girl and tell her that i hate her and that she is like a curse and that she brought me outside and out of my comfortzone to get humiliated by chads. Then i move home as fast as i can and lock my door then move my mouse so the screensaver shuts off and then i start a thread on Yea Forums how much i hate women and gooks and call for race war now!

Laugh my ass off at how fucking ugly he is for about 15 minutes

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Left: After peeing
Right: Before peeing

use smart tariff politics against him

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