Rekt thread

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That guy is my spirit animal.

i lol'd

"Despite all my rage..."

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It takes a village.

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What kind of fish ~~is~~ was this?

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>roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with oriental women
Song is now rekt in my head

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a trump fish

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Quick question: what's stopping him to jerk from there?

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Imagine you go to your girlfriends house and she's fucking your best friend. You start to cry and they both laugh at you. You run out of the house to find the closest bridge to jump off to get back at the two of them. On your way to the bridge you see a young child start running into oncoming traffic to grab his ball but you rushed over and saved his life. All of the local neighbors saw and soon after the news crew pulls up to interview you. During the interview you realize you have a new outlook on life. Life is precious, who gives a fuck about your stupid ex, or your shitty friend. As the interviewer asks what you were doing running down that road in the first place, a fucking iphone nails you in the head and u die

what a horrible creature

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Is that beer? death penalty for this

:)

smileyface

beer?

KYS

Top kek

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I love that the one guy who manages to drop down a level pulls the woman off

MAUDS !

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Imagine fucking your dad. Oh wait, you DO fuck your dad!

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You wouldn't be saying that if you were there to drink it.

This thread is fucking garbage

Anyone got that one of the chick crying in the shower with her ass and pussy blown out? Always wanted the back story on that one

She took too many laxatives and shit/queefed herself out.

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WTF was that idiot even thinking?

I've not seen that one. Damn. Anyone got a copy?

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Beta male an hero

Ive seen the whole clip before, but did Not expect to see the actual crash in a gif...

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The gorilla is gay.

How the fuck did he even get up there?

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What makes u say that?

Wtf

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i need to see this

Holy shit, he wiped out so hard that he lost a leg

preemptivelove.org/blog/malak-the-girl-who-stole-our-hearts-in-fallujah/

poor little girl. all off this demanding immigrants here should watch this.

same need this

Get folded hoe

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How the fuck did it get up there in the first place?

That's a cheap way to win a boss battle

>yfw when your mom catches you fapping

I don't even feel bad. He's already crippled.

Wonder how Malak is doing now

WHAT HAPPEN ?

Fish are amazing beings. When i worked as a chef in a fish restaurant i had to slaughter many fish daily. So i get like ten medium fishes from river per morning so when i gut them i place the fish hearts on one big pulsating pile of hearts. It was pretty sick but made me think about life and decaying flesh we all wear

If I even tried that I'd be deported in 48 hours. That little shit doesn't know how good he's got it.

Campbell's Soup Kids, they grew up so fast.

how did he even get up there?

fuck you're shit edge lord mcfag got. these are funny.

Very late reaction. That thing was far up her ass before she decided to get up. Only ass sluts dress like that.

Evolution at its finest. His offspring will have the beginning nubs of wings.

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0:05 "oh no! not again!"

at least he didn't break a leg

You seem to know a lot about how long it takes to react to something penetrating your bumhole

>all off this demanding immigrants here should watch this

wut?

Fuck this is fucked. I survived a fire in my apt building its tougher than you think guys

Climbing. But walruses don't have back-up beepers.

Dude
this is rekt thread, not rip my heart out before breakfast thread

He manages to kill 2 women
I wonder if he survived

Nothing wrong with ass sluts

so loosing her family isn't getting rekt? i'm still waiting for the rekts of people getting cut in half by machinery and your feelings are getting hurt. sure is summer in here

spotted wolffish, Anarhichas minor, i think. tasty as fuck but they crush your limbs if you dont watch it once you get one in the boat.

Hi Steve.

>loosing
tightening her family would be better.

Fucking idiots and their selfies man. That phone would kill some poor bastard if it fell on them

post the one where dude gets crushed by the elevator

ha, oopsy, well either way where's the gore

muh beer

This one always fucked with me because she looks nearly identical to old photos of my mom when she was a kid back in the 40's, growing up all happy and bucolic on the farm with a big loving family. Her personality is even similar, trying to smile through whatever.
It's like same soul, just different place & time. Anything can happen to anybody, it's luck of the draw.

AHA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAAAa

what a fool

Of course it's fucking beer. Ever been to a micro brewery, bumpkin?

Why else would it play with its ass?

If he wasn't king of Westeros before he sure is now.

How do fat people fall so slow despite being so heavy?

Kek

This is my old high school. Kids are way younger and probably like 10th graders now. Guy and girl did it as a joke and put it on Facebook. Got like 2 million views before Facebook deleted it for bullying. Still funny though

not sure if trolling or retarded or trolling?
Did you never sratch your ass because it was itching?

Fucking thank you

i like the one with the retard rams the elevator then falls into wonderland.

It's clearly fingering its ass, not scratching it, fucking closeted faggot.

anyone got that video of a surgery to remove a dildo out of some dude's insides?

good

>Made in China

I always watch this one until the giant splash at the end.

oh fuck of

His last thought : "this isn't going to end well..."

You gotta be one angry fish to be decapitated and still want to fuck something up like that. He was probably an asshole in real life to the other fish.

Okay, seriously guys. Does anyone have this. I need it for medical reasons.

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Even gravity doesn't want to be near them.

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lol slow stupid and lazy.
the perfect american animal.
we should put it on our money.

Fucking sand nigger probably lives down my road and gets free money monthly

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Bazinga

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fuck ebaums world

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Oh my god

Was it tired of existence? Decided having all these boys worshiping the gash between its legs and willing to give it all their money in exchange for an occasional poke at it was not good enough to stick around?

KUNG FU FIGHTING

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It's a party game. You might know if you got out a bit more.

she dun goofed

p...arty?

Bruce Lee is shorter than I remember

Source?

The fish goes on the trail like "oh shit here we go".

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Nice T-shirt

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That form tackle made me genuinely laugh.

Thanks.

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Maybe that was his wish?
>You don't know.

finally

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so fucking boring

I'm gona guess that is japanese made.

There was an user in an incest/family fap thread who posted a pic of his "exploded" dick that I, a straight guy who hasn't got laid (virgin cuck that I am, thankfully I've been kissed), saw and thought "damn, that should be in a rekt thread"

There’s a similar GIF or video of a truck rolling down a hill about to hit another car with a person inside. Does anyone have it?

cool story bro

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do you know where to find the original video?

Yeah a bucket would help

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normally I don't spoonfeed you faggots, but I'm feeling nice today because weed.

bestgore.com/beheading/chainsaw-beheading-video-sinaloa-cartel-members-decapitated-mexico/

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Mohammed and his magic drum

inertia

it takes longer for her fat ass to begin changing velocity

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what's the sauce of this

she got scribal palsy or something?

CHING CHONG U NEED NO FIRE ESCAPE CHONG CHING CHINA CHINA

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thanks, now I'm horny

I feel emotionally rekt

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kekd and checkd

WIN

save face at all costs

You couldn't pull off that trick shot if you tried. She strutted away in style after that

Kill it with fire, she is like 5 but her face is 60

youre a good man

Lost in rekt thread. Kek!

ouch

He wasn't. Just like the tide pods, this is natural selection at its finest!

cant spell party without arty

Can't remember exactly what she has, but it does affect her muscles iirc. Kinda makes me happy/sad when i see that WebM.

Wolf fish

what a retard

you're wolfish

No you

Fake and Gay and Fake

yep

>filename
LMAOOOO

you mean fake and funny

Attention seeker

Her game is strong.

Haha, I know her
One of her friends just killed 2 of her kids and tried to off 4 more

lol get the strap

Someone set up us the bomb.

Thats like the scene in Sopranos when Tony offers Matt Bevilaqua a dies coke before killing him...

Well I-phone, is your phone really indestructible?

Its interesting before decapitation this eyes seem to focus and move a little but after decap his eyes just stand still became motionless...

Hopefully his legs are okay

how dare you

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I always feel guilty for my thoughts when I see this. Because I would most definitely hit that.

Some nice looking tits on that girl

Don't F with adults

Thats Asian Last Wish Foundation

GOLIATH ON LINE

woah there is always that unfunny guy that tries to add something

Darwinism. Just gotta let it happen, even if it's a tear jerker

He was trying to make me jelly.

Kek

That nostalgia.

do asians have higher autism rather? everytime I see an accident video from china / jap people just freeze...

thats an oldie, takes me back man

Cringe

1000 $ phone ... 1 $ drop shipping china shit alibaba reseller full non-metal plastic jackass hoalder with fake brand name bought for 20 $ at amazon / ebay...

>hoalder

>hoalder

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this is like zaz movies, nice job user. Now imagine leslie nielsen being that asshole who drops the phone

Poor Doggo

Indian Sanskrit letters all over the place... get basic education

butthurt dropshippers

God, we need more mentors like him in public schools.

Seriously though, what an absolute asshat. Imagine having such a small cock and limited mental capacity that you have to take your frustrations out on a child who's barely messing with you.

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such precision

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why do you Yea Forumsfags want to bang disabled broads so much fucking autists

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good game

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why does getting slapped with a styrofoam box knock you all the way down?

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you can see all the betas running to white knight for the woman

>sleeping in the middle of the day

magnificent!

thanks for the heads up. wiki says it's a threated species in danger of extinction and this is how they're treated?

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>chocolate milk
>Of course it's fucking beer
To whom are you replying?

no because im not a millenial hipster niggerfaggot.

brutal.

Ultimate party foul

Fuck dude. 2 edgy 4 me

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dont you

fucking retarded normie

It's the same principles behind orbiting planets

>CHING CHONG CHING CHONG LING LONG CHING CHING LONG LING LONG LONG

you should of have died

>trying to reenter the car

absolutely nigger

"should of" instead of should've but also using should of have makes this extra stupid. you fucking milennials are dumber than rocks.

its not should of, its should've which is also should have. you're literally adding in an of for no other reason except for illiteracy. kill yourself. dont procreate at the bare minimum.

Did you just assume their gender!?

I'm glad

your mother

holy nostalgia

No, this is real Yea Forumsullshit.

she "should of have" had an abortion

oh no, now I hate laws and borders and shit.

cerebral-chan

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sauce ?

She fell to the dark side and became a Sith.

fucking boomer why are you here?

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saw it coming... lold anyway

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When a rekt thread has more humility than all the other threads on /b

Someone told Mr crabs there was a dollar in the deep fryer.

Well the bucket didn't work what do we do now? Uh idk

tfw you done fucked up and your parents are giving you shit about how much of a fuck up you are and you just gotta sit there and take it because you know they're right

its easier with 2 ski's

what a fucking moron

SAVE ME TOM CRUISE

Sauce?

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Spiderman DLC

God really needs to fix the spawnpoints.

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strangely enough, not much a gorey /rekt/ thread

good we can leave those teen years behind

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i have said it before
>high average IQ my ass
they are smart on on the paper on the land is different story

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yeah it's more like america's funniest home videos or jackass

Gawddamitt Sayori...

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archived.moe/b/thread/800081266/#800096695

>IMMA PUNCH ME A GATOR
Fucking Florida

Kek

Kys liberal propagandist.

whatever about this video had my chest going.. and i dont' usually react to heights on vid

fatality?

kek
>sir you have won the internet for the day

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It happened here in India some coaching centre or tuition classes n believe me if they are jumping then it must be that the way was blocked n those firetrucks r worthless

no

It’s now time you go back to the front page of the internet

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fuck off nigger.

To laugh at fageddit and twitch niggers like you. Funny to watch the generations get more and more retarded.

this one's too much man, i wish i could help her more than anything

Ah, the ol' "blowtorch to the face" schtick.

Never gets old

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You need to go back.

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fine next time i will ues faggot

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I didnt know you get to bring x-rays home with you, how much did they charge you?

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how much for that mannequin?

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butthurt double nigger, kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

Cats are easily angered by soy.

underrated

Well deserved

how did you get to take home your x-ray? or did you somehow nigger it

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Seriously, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

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>>I always feel guilty for my thoughts
Only insecure faggots are afraid to admit they like something. I'd fuck that tard and take the blame.

>saves and posts a thumbnail
Hello newfag. Goodbye newfag.

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>no u
embarrassing

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Nice

ok stop crying you faggot she is doing ok with her grandma
youtube.com/watch?
v=2CkBqZS1jeo&feature=youtu.be

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i swear to god if anybody makes a "tired" joke im going to piss

perfect opportunity to do w/e u wanted

Faggot

its an honest question. genuinely want to know how he was able to bring his x-ray home

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It's okay no need to cry, just hit the red X in the top right corner. Or just an hero, fuck it.

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Fake news

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Ouch