DUBS DECIDES WHAT I SAY NEXT: Continued from another thread - I sent that image to her because I needed to quickly get...

DUBS DECIDES WHAT I SAY NEXT: Continued from another thread - I sent that image to her because I needed to quickly get it on my computer for a reply before a thread died. I didn't think about the repercussions because I was too preoccupied with making a funny post... Now I don't even know what's happening. user rolled dubs for the Windex comment so you decide what happens next. Photos are edited to crop out deleted messages and save space.

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How about you send me some ass pics for your share

tell her she is free to bring her own polish, as long as she gets the job done properly ;)

Winrar fucking do it

My guess is it's a dude, no woman would be this eager for these shenanigans. You're talking about having her spray windex on your dick OP

Roll

make sure you keep the winky face in.

That was fucking fast.

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i used to flirt online... a lot.

What the fuck, again?

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hahahah holy shit, i wasnt going for a post, i was just explaining, well that fucks that up.

I really have to poop

Ooga booga let me see those big ol baloogas

Have you ever wanted to leave your highschool fantasy?

Let me see those tittays

I wanna have sex with the one and only, glorious Shrek.

Would you smear nutella on my butthole and lick it off?

reply you dumb bitch, I demand you suck my peen

niggers

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I bet you're the type of retard to unroll the chapstick tube and take a bite

She's either asleep, or we scared her away.

"I'd fancy a shag with u luv but only if you pour a bottle of windex on my naked body."

''i have HIV just so u know''

I am actually into 6 year olds but I'll make an exception

re-roll, fucking gold right here

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have my retarded children

Reroll

Trump 2020 MAGA redpill

sorry for showing you my dick but im autistic

I'm coming over to you right now

I like to rape dead corpses when they are still fresh. I work in a morgue.

reroll for this absolute legend

Anyway yeah I want to tongue punch your fartbox, just my shindig, ya dig?

I have Super Gonorrhea and I wish to share it with you

Reroll

reroll

The absolute DEALBREAKER

Tbh I masturbate to piss play tranny porn a lot, do you have any weird kinks?

Super Gonorrhea? Really? Regular fucking Gonorrhea wasn't good enough?

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wait til she answers then say

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"I'm so sorry, my whatsapp was hacked. please ignore all past and future messages."

Stay tuned kids, will post part 3 when she replies. Join my discord if you want to keep in touch gg/PhEytH2

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"Well you've seen mine so its only fair that i see yours" Roll

Oh shit she woke up boys.

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kek

Say wait

You guys were supposed to help me, not hurt me.

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>asking Yea Forums for help
How retarded are you?

Say you say stupid shit when nervous and/or when you really like a girl

try to recover Yea Forumsro

hi newfriend

>this
"I'm sorry I say stupid shit to try to be funny when I talk to girls, my bad. Can we restart"

this

yep this

>you were supposed to bring balance to the force

This

dis

Rolling for: This always happens when I talk to girls god damnit! What am I doing wrong?

Reroll

> You were my brother user, I loved you!

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One more time

I like how we all tried to destroy this man and now we're helping him recover

rolling for this

well this is over

Rollerino

>>this

I once snuck a scooby snack up my rectum

Top 10 worst Yea Forums betrayals: OP actually delivered and what do we give him in return? Super Gonorrhea...

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This

Rrooollll

This

This

Now let's get serious and get some Maria wins

Win

HE DID IT OP

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Wrong win asshole

There we go

sorry :3 the aspect of licking your toes made me lose my mind for a second

The super gonnarhea was the nail on the coffin although she had to google it first and was then polite enough to say bye. All in all, it was two 40year old lard asses chatting.

> nail on the coffin
We'll see about that.

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOYES

Roll

Ignore these dubs

And just like that we're back down the rabbit hole.

don't do it OP thats the lamest shit ive ever heard

So you liked my dick eh? Want to see it standing up?

dont do it

NIGGER

Yea Forums chill until she replies

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Ffs op you're a dumbass

Guys a retard...

lmfao

Okay now THAT was the nail in the coffin...

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I'm out, OP is and always will be a faggot

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it literally take hours as you write
faggot Op

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What do you mean, he clearly does not care about what this woman thinks of him, no ones forcing him to send these messages

Call her a bitch for not wanting to suck your cock

You fool, this thread is 2 1/3 hours old, and it's part II from another older thread. Check the times compared with the gets in this thread and you'll see it's legit.

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I SHOWED YOU MY SOURCE OF JOY NOW SHOW ME YOURS

Well, I think I fucked that one up. Thanks for all your help guys. Join this discord server if you want updates if she ever replies - gg/PhEytH2

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Bump

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