Drawthread: Tomboy workout edition

Drawthread: Tomboy workout edition

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Requesting a comic of this girl getting swallowed whole and alive by a giant toad

>Grabbed by it's long sticky tongue

>Pulled into its mouth head-first; her lower body still outside the toad

>Toad gulps once pulling her deeper inside; hooves still outside, the rest of her inside the mouth

>Toad gulps again; lower body is in the mouth, upper body is in the stomach

>View of her entirely in its stomach

>From the outside, you can't even tell she was eaten

>Digested alive

>Remains disposed of

The idea popped in my head after playing some Fallout 76 and getting attacked by a radtoad.

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Fuck, it’s already ruined... ;~;

If a spamming retard ruins things for you maybe you should get off the chin.

Cool, a new thread! Hi

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HI!
Give chinese coffee or I'll cut you.

>taking a shitpost seriously

Any simple drawing requests?
How..? Lian'Fae is a virgin so she can't be a slut and how exactly did she backstab you? She's bad with human languages so it may have been a misunderstanding.

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>Implying I'm not just trying to find a polite way to tell you to fuck off if you're going to be a bitch.

Learn to draw.

For your consideration, Mr. Lizard Guy

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>still taking it seriously

Hi bunbun, how are you?

>Still being a bitch

/r/ing this star wars alien concept as a chubby amazon warrior wearing nothing but a bra and a loin cloth

what can i say? alien chicks are hot

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~

Ez here
lol no

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Remove that shirt

full sheet for different alien designs. pic ur fave

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Oh my.. my bf got me into vietnamese coffee, does this count too?

Hii
A little bored and lonely. Kinda wanna doodle cute stuff
How are you?

Oh my, user, u dont wanna see my hairy beer gut!!

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Doing more?

youtu.be/dDxJfWAy9oU
Gonna draw one more waifu/husbando before bed I think.
>Elsword
Sounds familiar... I dig the art style!
Aw shit dude ty! Traditional is fun to do at least! Feels nice to hold an actual brush.
Sorry, not feeling lewds tonight.
Dude you're fun to hang with so why not?

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Probably not. How do I know that the ape named grape didn't take a shit in it?
Nope. Has to be chinese. Preferably from the coffee baka himself!

>kinda wanna doodle stuff

How about a chibi boa wrapped around a cup of coffee?

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Draw Gutsu and retarded best girl Casca.

>Kinda wanna doodle cute stuff
Wanna try this? It's kinda lewd but also cute/soft

I am doing good, bunbun. Was sick last night from a stomach bug. Also had a very severe thunderstorm yesterday.

Get this: There was a tornado in a town about 45 km away from me 2 days ago, in the same town that one of my former jobs was located.

Any simple drawing requests?
I, thank you. That's all I can say.

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A deer with a bow tie on its head

youtube.com/watch?v=llHhiiNnIjY

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L-lewd

requesting this but with siegmund

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Sry went eat

Welp.. sorry then. I can only offer you way too expensive coffee from my cafe then

(heheh)
>
Sneks are just... noodly puppies

Hm... kinda inappropriate, sorry

Aw sheit dude, you alright? Where do you live? Sounds like merica

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Do I get it for free at least?
Because I can accept free coffee even if it's shit coffee...

>Hm... kinda inappropriate, sorry
What if the right girl is not topless, it's just the other with her face between the breasts, happy and drooling?

Requesting you do sit ups nude

youtu.be/1s84rIhPuhk
Casca is shit tier and it just wasn't coming out so I scribbled Griffith instead

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>Cucked by Griff AGAIN
Why you do this to me? Huh? Why?

Anymore simple drawing requests?
K
Ohnonotyouagain
You're pretty cool too

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Yes, I live in America. I am surprised you forgot about that.

Thanks baby!

Because I know you'll love it

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All my friends will get free coffee and cakes so yes :> come in!!

Not really feeling this, sorry.

I forgot most things from the past

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>Swallows you whole

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WOOT! Party at Bunn's place!

Draw Chameleos from Monster Hunter

It's OK, bunbun. I haven't forgotten about you, my old friend! I'm just happy to see you again!

seconding

b-baka
>
thnx road!

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Is it true that lifting weights when on your period causes the blood to flow more?

youtu.be/65BAeDpwzGY
Heading off to fap then bed. Thanks thread, I'm feeling a little better. Love ya and all that jazz. Smooch
>Smug
That's cheating foul ball get off the court!!!!
>Ty Lov ya dude

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>trips
FUCK YOU GRIFF!
>Berserk.webm

>Digests you alive

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how the hell should i know
gudnight road!!

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Yes
Source: Am Gril

You saying Rider is never "on the rag", as it were?

>rider is male confirmed

kek he blew your measly dubs out of the water with those trips. face it. your fate is eternity of cuck.

No problem but why did you call me baby?
I can confirm yes it does
All I can say is trips of truth and have some wonderful rest

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>Sieg is a girl
wot

Requesting a tired raptor struggling to stay awake.

yes she doesnt have a womb tho
no shes a futa most of the time

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>no shes a futa most of the time

self suck?

Requesting Hanna Thompson (from Octopus Pie) riding/grinding on a pillow.

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Requesting to see the effects of the super crown mushroom in Siegmund.

Don't know if its just you putting more effort into your recent sketches, or just me missing a lot of these threads- but lately, you're stuff has been just top notch!

Requesting Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke and Haku from Spirited Away both wearing nothing but fundoshis (the traditional Japanese loincloth) where they're both kissing each other, or showing off their bodies while they both have erections in their fundoshis. Also. Ashitaka is 17, and Haku is 14, as well as a bit shorter than Ashitaka.

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Requesting girl Fry and Leela scissoring

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Can I get a nude edit of both girls in pic?

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Good morning rider. Are you taking requests?

Ref for girl on left

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Ref for girl on right

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oki why not
thnx i appreciate it! i guess it just that i draw everyday...it seem to improve my drawing skills
good morning user!!
yes i do

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Which discord server did drawfags run off to

Could I bother you drawing something similar to the Kawakami pic from yesterday but with these two please? Sex against a glass wall. Or just sex in the shower.

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Drawfags coming back is the best

My dick is rock hard for loli cunny right now

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youtube.com/watch?v=jMDmDPvNL7Q

I prefer size difference.

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Your dog certainly doesn't agree with you.

My dog thinks I'm not part of the problem?

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Size difference is only good with vore, Mr. Purplebirddog.

I'd love to be swallowed whole and alive by this loli

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helo thread, how are we today?

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VORE

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I'm joking
>size difference
Good kink

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And thank me later.

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sup

pop

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But loli/shota basically goes hand in hand with size difference. Explain yourself.

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Because some of the art depicts literal children?

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This tbh. You either end up going for hyper or going for loli.

Any simple drawing requests?

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How do you reconcile with the fact that short characters that aren't children are sorely underrepresented in pornography. WHAT SAY YOU, BIRD?
Siegmund drooling on a big swirlly lollipop

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i like peanut butter.

Requesting a vixen riding user in a chair

I just looked back at the archives and realized that this was already done. My mistake. Please disregard the request.

i don't? i never realized that was a thing that happened. shorties be everywhere, yo.

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ich auch

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Anymore simple drawing requests?
You ask weird things of me vulpine

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one req?

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Doing more request?

Pancake loli.

ur wish is my command
the internet could use more shorties...
Completely normal. Thank u

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I require your mcnuggies

Dammit, I knew you would've done this. Should've specified that I wanted it to be sex.
It's very cute though, thanks blush

Greetings, new thread gents.

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Thanks.

requesting the beatles all sitting on top of a badass looking yellow submarine

Normal like how yesterday you maniacally demanded for me to show my penis

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Any reqs for a drawfag?

A cactus in the artstyle of darkest dungeon

Draw this pancake girl.

joining the thread

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yep

How about you dressed as a bucket of chicken?

Hey.

I'll be afk my dude.

hi. got a request?

I have no memory of this. You are a liar!
Your fate is sealed.

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hahaha, oh boy. Guess I have to leave this thread now. I knew you'd be stalking me. Fucking creep. I have no feelings
for you. This is the last you'll ever hear of me cuckboy. Go suck a pile of shit, my life is much better without you. Come near me and you'll die, fucker. You've made my list. Go do whatever the fuck you want, but don't bother me anymore. Fucking edgy obsessive schizo jobless loser.

Ok. Np.

Wait wut? All I did was say Hi!

nani the fuck

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Cute! Thanks again rider.

anyone else want a request aside from retard over here?

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Dont just sit there and let good pasta go to waste. Eat it.

Let me think of one. I’ll get back to you...

Requesting some dudes cracking open a cold one

Any requests for ya boi Shitters?

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...

Don't use your vixen tricks when all this evidence proves otherwise

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Requesting a kobold girl spreading her pussy

i request you explain why you blueballed anons and their requests while you drew gaydog being rammed by literal horse cocks and posted somewhere else

I feel like I've been violated
Okay. But this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels.

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>feel
well, fix it then
requesting fops in kitty lingerie for proper violation

>Towering. Fierce. Terrible. Nightmare made material.

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Checkmate
archived.moe/b/thread/800886647/#800896929

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How about some cute bondage?

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omg yesyesyes, doing that one

Nice love me some bondages and tight ropes

where the dragon coochie at?

show.
bird.
dick.

Holy shit!! Blush-chan is that you??

forgot pic cause im retarded

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Should I learn to draw or focus my time on making music? Which one will make me more happy

ikr, bondage is so fucking cute

not OP but you can try out art and just doodle shit all day

If you mean me, I'm male. If you mean Lian then big no.

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couldn't agree more my dude, you have great taste

is it worth it?

lay down
raise legs
and spread those cheeks
show user your source material bad dragon used to make those dragon dildos and fleshlights

if your good at drawing you get benefits like making your own porn or making money by drawing porn, or drawing nice flowers whatever is up to you

I love it, thanks :D

actually putting effort into this one lol
might have a bit of a wait for that

Sounds hot lol

take your time my dude i can wait

Welp, guess I got here a bit too late

and for the pic a g a i n

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I will do no such things! Lewds of me are out of the question!

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maybe draw him in cute underwear?

That's hot.

sleep

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Sleep is good.

im going to be leaving my house here soon hit me up on discord randomrandon#8524 in case i miss your post

Like what type? Anything in particular?

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panties or boxers

let me know if you're still here so I know if I should send it over discord

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Still taking requests?

sure, if I like the request

I drew it from a bad angle so I added more kobolds to pretend like I know what I'm doing
someone was pretending to be me. how do you not see this
Blushchan..? Never heard of 'em...

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You two should hold hands.

wow really nice

Just what I needed.
Thanks!

np!
mind if I ask the story of why?

Okay. Well, what’re your preferences if you don’t mind me asking?

you request, I say yes or no.

you okay with diaper anal-vore?

lolllll nope

Thanks, this is some good shit
Now I want to see a solo of one of those kobold onlookers, I could get a lot of use out of that expression

That's sounds hot.

Never ask me for anything ever again
My trips of truth state otherwise, don't use your useless mind games on me
No

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It's a lot simpler than you'd think, actually. I just thought of my friends when I saw your post, and wanted something nice.

>diaper anal vore

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Very cute

>No
Yes

haha, nice. hope they enjoy it

>Diaper

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No! That wasn’t me! FUCK!

anyone got a not retarded request?

dont mind the stupid hands, im just posting an old one so people know who i am

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Drawname? Tumblr?

Draw Bunbun (another drawfag who comes here semi-regularly) sniffing a rose.

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I wish today would go by faster.

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I don't use tumblr because I'm not a fucking homosexual. Also, I don't have a drawname as of now, you all can give me one.
and sure, I'll draw bunbun

Mr. Loosebutthole.

!
thanks mom
Why don't you believe me, siegmund....... I've only ever been nice to u..................................

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How about Pasty? Got an art blog anywhere, such as a twitter, pivix, etc?

sick

And miss out on all this time with blush? I think not.

>TFW no etsy artists will draw your bunny in an SS uniform
Why live

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nah, I don't want to give out my public socials. if someone figures them out then go for it lol
you're gonna have to work for them though faggots

>so people know who i am
..........who?

someone here got my discord so you could probably start with them

the person who drew the other two pics
-mr. loosebutthole

I'm not cute!
Still no.
I only met you just yesterday and I don't even know your name. Fine I'll stop my grand pursuit for the truth.

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x-tan pls

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I guess, if u like stinky bois that much.

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Thanks!

youtube.com/watch?v=vYKSPIcrl4U

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You said it bud. Just got off a long call session for a machine install.

can you draw this girl wearing these pajamas and sleeping tight please?

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literally who

He's a special stinky boi

>Still no.
But yes

>machine
Like.
Big coffee machine?
Go home and lay on a bed machine.
Hes got.
The Big Stink.

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You can call me......
Deepthroat...........
You are so very welcome

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>.

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Warning! DO NOT deliver for Abusefag! He is a well known repeat requester, ban evader, liar & stalker.
Feeding him will only result in encouraging him to stay.
He will try to trick you with his 'Don't listen to the troll' routine. Thank you for your cooperation.

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these are great

requesting Kobold's mouth being streched out by a massive cock, either a horse or a half dragon would be great

...

Up for trying this?

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Draw this fox getting petted

here is your bunbun drawing. ima peace out for now. later fags.

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Thank you kind drawbuddy. I like it!

Nah. Not a big coffee machine.
>I fuggin wish that was the case.
It’s dental radiology. Those big x ray machines that do 360 scans of your jaw. 3D images n shit.

Just gonna direct your attention to this:

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Can you please draw this Gothetta i.imgur.com/zwujclS.jpg like pic related: draw her holding this Pringles can and not wanting share her delicious snacks. If you don't like these snacks, feel free to draw a strawberry jam instead. That or she with user at a supermarket: draw her sitting into a shopping cart like this asian girl, holding a Hunt's sauce can and looking and querying to user about what kind of blood is this one. Please and thanks!

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They’ve left, Vorefag.

>3D images
>360 scans of your jaw
No fukin way.
Now that is a machine of the future.
Does ur back hurt too?
U ever install a fancy shower?
I wish i had one.

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Shucky darns!

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>t. Abusefag trying to hide his School for Vampires request with an imgur link.

who u? blog? twitter?

Can I get a request of Mewtwo doing literally anything?

>
youtube.com/watch?v=k8BrU1yyDcs

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blog? twitter?

My back doesn’t hurt. But my ass sure does! Nah I’m on the phone helping folks troubleshoot their equipment. Sometimes I head out to other dentist rides on site to handle equipment.
>Fancy shower
You talking about those shower systems where it shoots water from the walls and wand and all that?

fuck you

>*dentistries
Fucking AutoCrorrect! >:(

>nice dubs

u 2 plz if ur around

Please?

Also: you lied to me about mangomaster. He doesnt speak english

>
>troubleshoot their equipment
Dentists dont kno how to use their dentist machines?
Wat kind of world is this.
>where it shoots water from the walls and wand and all that?
Fuk ya i am boi.
Is it weird to say i have a thing for showers?
Shit is so cash.

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Don't worry honey, you can thank me later:

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>

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Shower fetish is real I have it but also have you see a good sink? THAT shit is fucking cash.

>
>a brother
U will have to enlighten me next time.
Peez for now.

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x doubt

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>Dentists don’t know how to use their own machines
I know right? Most of the calls I get are just “Uhh I’ve taken an image, but I can’t find it durrrr... :P”

See ya later.

bump

Watching your waifu being devoured is the most erotic thing in the world, don't you agree?

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You’re one of the reasons drawthreads die quickly.

is it just me or does this style look familiar to another drawfag

I can assure you that I have zero effect on these threads.

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For

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send requests

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>Devoured
>No your waifu as futa being circumcised and force her to eat her own foreskin fried as onion rings

Bruh

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you do edits?

draw pic related playing a banjo

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I'm not a fan of penis at all.

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no

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Wow, when two type of cancer collide.

Not colliding. Just sharing differences of opinion. I respect Vampirebro. He's a boon to these threads

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anyone with the saus

>im scared of Vampirebro
Ftfy

What?

Me neither, that's why the reason of "mutilation"

This thread needs more cute raptors.

Will do. Had a surprise visitor show up, so forgive my absence.

Nigga chill, you’ve been getting deliveries left and right

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Taking one more req after that?

k i think is time to stop doing shitty delivers and go back to post requests

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Nice, can you draw him sleeping next?

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no idea how they sleep though

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no worries user thanks

Of course you do, because you're in the same league of shit as he is.

like that or curled up to a nice hot human male

Damn cute hero, good job.

requesting anything with Yuumi and her book

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Cute little thing. *pets the lizard*
>Hi hero!

Riot reached rock bottom for champion ideas

Could I get pic related sitting sideways on a broom?

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Hero! Draw boat during a storm.
Bonus points for one of those fancy multi mast dealies.

nah
aye, seems everybody likes smol raptors
hey~!
ooh ... i can try a quick doodle. actually working on a personal project right now

>Personal project
Neat. I'd say that's more important than a silly boat drawing

I have a request. r/ you dress as a sailor whilst riding a surfboard.

>user does a marijuana

where is my free (you)?

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>user is a dumb

Right here you glorious insane bastard!
Now draw me the ass of an 80 year old stripper!

youtube.com/watch?v=WYeDsa4Tw0c
nah ... sailor outfits are silly

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I can give you a (you) for a request

Because I just know you'll love it
>When you look at this mouth doesn't it just make you want to jump right in and be licked and swallowed?

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Fuck (you)

If you had a vagina, I'd forcibly stick my penis in it.

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...

>A rogue wave out of fucking nowhere capsizes two of the vessels
>The captain of the remaining vessel, badly damaged but safely in port, described the incident as follows.
Some green bitch outta nowhere fucked up my homies, yo!
Gimmie another fleet and I'mma kill a bitch!

art of vessel fleets and naval battles really is a huge kink of me ... dont tempt me ...

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:(

I gotta get back to work... Maybe later