Gained 160 lbs over 2 years, tried everything to lose it what do, cant even fap anymore

Ah, classic incel phrase.
Maybe you'd have a girlfriend if you weren't such an obese piece of shit.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
Then again, your multiple chins probably prevent you from being able to hang yourself, and an elevator can only lift a maximum of 1000kg, so there aren't many options for suicide left for you.

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Don’t listen to those guys. It’s not all about dick size. Just find common interests and you will find the right person for you.

Or you can do porn and make a lot of money.

Take meth. Never seen a fat meth head.

how can something like me with a small dick do porn lol , its not even visible

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That’s whole reason they would want you. Your unique and a freak.

Haven’t you seen the GGG German porn??? Those bitches suck anything. Plus they like to get gangbanged and pissed on.

where do i find them. where do i search i would totally do it

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you don't look like you would have a problem doing gay porn as a passive, while get your fat ass fucked by some nigger.

this may sound kinda obvi it is known that fat also forms around the brain and ears so:
EAT LESS YOU FAT FUCK

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GGG, bukkake, German goo girls, and
John Thompson productions. There’s so man all done by the same company. They are all really hardcore tho.

where can i reach out do get fucked for porn ,i just have to be passive and do nothing?

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Male modeling for that type of video???

i can help you, also i am german

can you show me an example of someone with a small dick like mine and fat body does porn, never saw one online

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There plenty of people that do that. Just search small cock. You’ll get plenty of videos. Professional and amateur

See this guy can help! Do you also know about GGG?

No, you haven't tried everything to lose weight. You haven't tried anything to lose weight. Know what happens when you ACTUALLY try to close weight? You fucking lose weight. Eat less and get off your fucking fat worthless ass every once in a while. Theres no secret to it. Burn more calories than you consume and you WILL lose weight.

>be me
>375 pounds
>weeaboo
>can't drive
>still get laid

Lmaoing @ ur life, OP

wie kannst du genau helfen, wäre dir sehr dankbar

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1. Move more
2. Eat less
It really is that simple.

>But I've tried dieting and it doesn't work
Then you weren't moving enough.

>I've tried going to the gym and it doesn't work either
Because you eat too much.

Keep a live log of everything you eat, and update it as you eat. Not for a day, not for a week, do it for at least 3 months. You'll soon realise you're eating too much.

Heck, you don't even have to move more if you just eat appropriately for the amount you do move.

Let me help you out, fam: fat people always lie about what they eat. Always. And they always lie about how much they exercise. ALWAYS.

>"tried everything to lose it what do"
everything but eating properly and going to the gym?
>put some fucking effort into making yourself presentable
>your dick isnt irredeemably small, and you must know that otherwise you wouldnt be taking 50 fucking selfies of it
>talk to females like theyre humans instead of devices to jack you off

did i even need to say this?

Lay off the sugar. I lost 7 kilos in 2 weeks without touching any sugary food. I also lift 5/7 days, but sugar is an issue anyway. Also, your dick will look bigger if you lose weight.

also, regardless of what people are saying, youre not gonna find a chick thats into fat dudes with small dicks. youre pretty fucking low on the food chain, your options are probably to date someone equal or lower to you at this point.

Fast and keto you fat fuck. Eat one pound of meat (beef, chicken, pork it doesn't matter) once every 3 days. Drink only water in between. This is your diet until you're down to a healthy BMI. If you can't do this you don't deserve to live you disgusting pig.

True.dat

Which is why if OP is serious about losing weight, hell keep a live log of what he eats, and how much movement he's doing. It has to be a live running log,l, not an end-of-day update, else it doesn't work

Years ago I actually lost an enormous amount of weight (90 pounds) in 3-4 months just by eating nothing but chicken and spinach. I wasn't even restricting intake -- I stuffed as much of that chicken into my fat fucking face as I could. A 12 pack of diet soda every day as well.

It really isn't hard to lose weight. What is hard is keeping it off. One single cheat meal quickly became me going back up to 350 pounds.

Next time I'm doing it permanently. Some of us can't have "cheat days".

See, this is where the lying to yourself comes in. It's not just one cheat meal. It's lots of them. You can't blame that one meal for anything, you can only blame your own failure.

Don't do anything extreme to lose weight, because at the end of it you'll be so sick of having to lose weight that you'll lose focus, and fall right back onto the gravy train. 100lbs in a year is a good start.

As others say, keno is a great option, but please read up. Keto can not only help lose weight but I’ve reinvigorated my love for cooking.
You can totally do it but please learn more about keto first. The clown talking about 1 pound once every 3 days is an idiot.

I'm not OP btw. It's hard to explain what it was like to just snap -- a friend basically bullied me into eating his cooking, including homemade dessert, and in an instant, four months' worth of motivation disappeared. I'm not a fan of fatlogic bullshit, but losing weight when you're morbidly obese (not just chunky) is like getting clean off drugs except if you still needed a little bit of heroin to live. One taste of that homemade chocolate mousse and my soul broke, man.

i tried keto end up gaining 50 lbs after keto endet, iam from germany, its impossible to live without bread

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Quitting bread and carbs isn't like quitting heroin you weak soy bitches

we have a time of the day just to eat bread, "brotzeit" believe if you grew up in germany you cant live without bread and brezel

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The only thing putting the bread into your mouth is you. Stop making excuses!

Heard that. When I was in the Marines, we had this piece of shit in my squad that could barely pass his physical fitness test and was always right on the edge of failing his body fat test. He went on leave for 2 weeks and literally gained 20 lbs. His excuse was "you dont understand. My family is German. All we do is eat." Why do people blame culture for being fat? Americans are the fattest fucking slobs on the planet and I'm still not a fat pile of shit. On a positive note, i got to run his fat ass until he was puking every single day. One day he snapped and came at me so i got to fuck him up "in self defense." He got sent to the mail room after that. He got even fatter and eventually got kicked out for be a fucking blob.

17 centimeters isn't really small. That's like 6.5 inches. That's what I'm rocking, and I've never had a problem I've actually gotten some compliments... I'd work on the weight though man, I'm starting to gain a bit of weight too, but I'm getting it under control before I hit your lvl. You should've done the same...

You can still turn it around tho bro

this is with the fat being pushd down and dick stretch out, without that its only 11 cm erect

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keto for 3 days then snake juice fasting for 100 days.

you are pathetic if there is something to blame it's how you talk and present yourself.

Can you do a vid of you jerking off possibly even cumming? I love fat guys with delicious cocks

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>tried everything to lose it

yep.

Sorry op, but this

you're lazy and dont want to put in the work. i am kurdish and all my family does is eat bread. i sit here and suffer so i dont become a fatass. you havent tried everything, you're just a lazy fuck.

I said vid

Ich kann dir helfen. Hast du facebook?

>160 lbs over 2 years

How?

ja klar wie kannst du helfen, lieber über kik

i’m a grill, i love the tummy it’s hot :)

really? if you wanna chat kik me under erikalfonso, also plz proof

Sounds you have severe depression and have started to use food to cope. Start off by cutting your calorie intake to less than 2500 a day, stop drinking alcohol, soda, energy drinks and mainly only drink water and exercise. Even if it's just walking a mile. If your weight starts to plateau do more

yes plenty of girls love big boys!! i don’t use kik i was just saying that there are girls out there that like tummies

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dont know if thats really you but thanks, wish i could meet someone like you in germany, timestamp?

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nice thankx, where you from? so how do i find those girls that are nice and into my body type??

Uk. There’s so many girls that love chubby/bigger honestly! Most of my friends prefer bigger boys actually. I’d say just keep looking but don’t be too hung up on finding a perfect 9/10 gril because chances are they might not be as in to you at a 6/10 but i promise, your body is cute and hot and other people agree!!

>to fat to jerk off
>baby dick to small to see underneath the layer of fat I call my stomach
>goes on Yea Forums for advice on how to lose weight
>decide that I need to make the picture a dick pic
>everyone talks about porn and finding a chick with a fat fetish or small dick fetish
>mfw I realize that I’m gonna be a fat shit for the rest of my life

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