ITT: Anons poorly describe games. Anons guess

ITT: Anons poorly describe games. Anons guess

>Beat the shit out of racist stereotypes.

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> you destroy several airships

that describes about half of the NES games

>Keep jumping up and shoot arrows

Punch Out.
>Listen to the old crackhead and take the stick. Beat the shit out of wildlife in the name of the triangle.

LOZ

Zelda

> Murder wildlife with a handgun.

I would say Kid Icarus... but you don't always jump up. Unless you're some newfag who never actually played the whole game. Whatever.

>Shoot discs at everything. Music illegal. Not entirely sure what the fuck is going on at any given moment.

Thanks literal fag

>You lost because you went first.
Protip: Nobody said this all had to be NES you fucking fags

Mario

> You're an animal flying around in space, shooting other animals that are flying around in space.

Punch out!!

Zero Wing

>Snake
>Hawk
>Whale

Whatzit tooyah is talking about Yea Forums spam bullshit, OP is a lame troll or trying to get more views

the clue is for Final Fantasy IX, but Zero Wing works too

Star fox

Mishimushisama (or whatever its called)

wasn't what i was thinking of

>Be a knight
>Collect jems to exit levels
>3 colored keys.

Prisoner finds wormhole thrower

>snake
>snake
>whale
>dart trap

>A mayor, some chink in orange and a convict beat the shit out of tyrannies and muscle dudes

Final Fight, my nigga!

Portal

Collect money till you scam someone out of thier vehicle in space.

Skyrim. Really? Fuckin hell, casual.

>"It starts"

Microwave gone wrong.

>Animals in vehicles shooting hedgehogs and ice cubes at eachother.

>you fix stuff, government doesn't like you fixing stuff, you fix government by killing a space birdman

Fallout?

>Player 2 looks away as you hide behind the couch.

no.
>after microwave goes wrong some people are after you and your microwave secrets

TRON

Im lost, sorry.

Lion King

>you find a great part-time job, you go to a live in a mansions, you get your dick guillotined

>punch niggas with your own soul.
also
>DO NOT PLAY AS THE BIRD

Metroid?

no but same-ish genre, relatively new game

Starless, Ithink.

Did steins gate make a game?

VN, and yes, it was Steins;Gate

yup, I bet the
>get your dick guillotined
part gave it away

Duh cunt

Nice

Pornhub?

Punching kicking and jump kicking back and forth. Dojo Mascot is a lie.

>you wake up without a memories in a strange world full of heroes
>you immediately become leader of an army
>your task is to conquer the world
>also get to fuck Napoleon, Caesar, Da Vinci, Beethoven and some other historic figures

>Be on a sled
>Enjoying Bach
>Go on the wildest ride ever

>Bust through walls
>Protect the protein powder

Line Rider

It's like Contra, but it's 4-player; and it's cowboys.

Kill balloons, bears and ghosts and eventually walk through fire.

>Wake up after 200-ish years
>Immediately pick up the nearest gun and go home
>Meet fags from a civil war LARP group
>Shoot giant lizard to death with a minigun
>Go back home and telekinetically scrap the whole neighbourhood and build your own.

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Sunset Riders

MY MAN!

Fallout

Parappa the Rapper

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Fallout 4

>user doesn't specify which fallout, making him tonight's biggest loser

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>user 2 specified which fallout, making him tonight's smallest loser

Asian man with a Canadian face eats a bunch of pills and thinks he sees ghosts.

>Open books
>Watch videos
>Go places

Myst

As a deities duty would include, have to take care of your sheep and come down to earth & destroy monsters leaving behind more land for your followers ..then jump back an fourth pleasing these ppl from region to region with with very little reward upon completion.

Half Life?

>Drive through water, become a submarine.
Anyone?

Black and white.

Wacky wheels.

easy one: youre a zombie who has to kill a bunch of other zombies in order to put wood on a fire

That fucking Aerosmith game. Revolution X?

Dark Souls

Correct.

Crackdown

>Street in space
>Limited oxygen and fuel
>Literally jumping to get to the end

>Friend tells you to get game
>play with friend
>friend gets killed in game and has a coma in real life.
>fucking food items talk

Wizards and Warriors?

Iconoclasts?

CORRECT!

>be a gold grabbing jew
>the box art clearly shows you having a gun
>you cannot shoot

Goes threw fire portals to fight darth maul look alikes

Super Mario 3
BotW
Every game I play where that’s an option
Skyrim 4

Tougher ones faggots, like
>dusty co-op dark souls

>remove the walls and watch the yetis kill

>a couple years before your one friend kills your frenemy and gets offed by the police
>run around until you’re marathon level
>die of tuberculosis

Oblivion

Heritage for the Future

Nice job

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>kill some germans
>kill some zombies
>kill a fat monster who killed a fat german bitch
>kill some more germans
>kill a few giant fucking robots
>kill some more germans, zombies and giant fucking robots
>Kill a tenth century german warlord
>go back to kill more germans after the credits roll 'cause that's what you do

>be asian boy
>eat fruit to stay alive
>ride skateboard

Jet Set Radio

Sounds like some Wolfenstein shit.

Adventure island 1-infinity?

yup

Gotta be more specific than that!

Act raiser.

>Compare gun stats for two hours
Pic unrelated

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>Cephalapod lolis spray cum on each other until they die

>everything looks nasty
>except this loli flesh blob

Splatooooooon

yup

Saya no Uta

>red pacman