Describe your last girlfriend in 1 sentence

Describe your last girlfriend in 1 sentence.

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Fat motionless starfish

Nonexistent.

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Op is a faggot

Borderline personality disorder.

Shes my wife now

Outcast turned thot

Fat

Lmao

Awkward Estonian who was shy as fuck in public but loved sending me porn and asking if we could try it out when she came to my place

I feel like all outcast girls turn thot

It's just a matter of WHO turns them thot

Whats her # bro

Barren.

Non existent

Very true. They waste their youth being antisocial and make up for it by being sluts later on. Meanwhile, I'm stuck here the same way, unable to become a chad...

How old are you?

I've found that a lot of fuckers attain Chad lifestyle in their late 20's and early 30's.

Only 5% of guys in college are Chads. You get out of college and it goes to ~10%. And then once you hit 30 ~15% can easily fuck any single women their age.

Slutty dumb dancer

In love with being in love with.

best cocksucker i ever had.

Dead

Low 20s. Dropout with a somewhat decent job. Too smart and stupid for my own good.
I'm just extremely awkward and have no game. I prefer being friends and letting something grow from that.
But alas, I have no friends and don't go out really, so... one day- I'll find some sexy hermit like me- I hope

wanted the crack more than she wanted me

Mexican

Extremely suicidal bitch whos only reason for living was that I was the best boyfriend she's had

Russian

Lol not gonna happen for a long time. Any woman younger than 27 will have plenty of men fighting for her attention. You gotta be aggressive as a man.

Or if you're white you can move to South Korea or Japan. They'll love you there and your strategy of friends first is guaranteed to work.

Jesus Christ shes fucked a nigger

asian kind, white kind or muslim kind.

Kek. Yeah if a woman say that to you, you get the fuck out the door

Nah a girl like that u can mentally enslave with minimal effort

Same here, I feel you

I love her, but I really

really

Wanna fuck her raw

Wife’s best friend. Girl fell for me and started fucking and sucking me almost everyday.

Asian big tits

enraged dreaded pussy cunt

That's 2 sentences dipshit

I thought she was innocent but she’s fucking her best friend

Best one so far but after a few years felt more like a sister than a gf.

She manipilated me, used me for money and drugs while cheating on me.

Too few tits after seeing that pic