>be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school...
bruh
>be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
nice fucking format guy.
SAGE
bro this is funny good job OP
thank you very much i tried so hard, you wanna trade reddit usernames?
go sage somewhere else normie
aight imma head out
>be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
any ideas when ill get on r/greentext on reddit? i thought this was a good enough idea
Wtf is with the shitty format?
what are you talking about i did it like in all the other funnyy Yea Forums pictures
Checked. Also.
Why the fuck is this faggot reposting this shitty excuse for a green text.
>Just saw this same post last week.
I always thought the notion of people making shitty greentexts and posting them on reddit was a meme. Thanks OP for being so much of a fag you proved me wrong
bro wtf why are you so mean, i bett you wouldnt say it on reddit where ill get my subreddit to downvote you
I dont have the image, but why do you never see black school shooters?
cuz they dont go to school
Bro, this is cringe! You'll never get this trending on reddit with a format like that!!!
what do i do
be me >17 at the time>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitchmind fucked me>have a younger sister, 16 at this time>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone>announces that she's "seeing someone">father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.>few days later, brings the dude home>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses>visibly nervous>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom">discuss for a few minutes>they go out>dad tells me "it isn't going to last">sis comes home>announces it was "fun">around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother>"We're not a thing anymore">tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg>tell my father this>laughs uncontrollably>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down